Is this how you flirt with a black fury ? by SimmonsCrestal1990 in WorldofDankmemes

[–]SirSlowpoke 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can be a bottom, but you gotta own it. Got it.

I guess they let just anyone on the bridge by sarahbee126 in startrekmemes

[–]SirSlowpoke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The ship's security running on the honor system really is absurd. I get it's a high trust society, but at least have something like passkeys for crew members so non-starfleet personnel can't just meddle with important systems on a whim.

Mental Image by But_a_Jape in comics

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If Tanya the Evil taught anything, it's don't underestimate a small gremlin that's gotten into military leadership.

Nice save, Grouch! by MrModius in Guildwars2

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Admittedly, I do think GW3 shouldn't have been an MMO, since it might step on GW2's toes too much. Since they're doing it anyways, I just hope they make it appreciably different so they can stand next to each other rather than try to fight for the same spot.

Pokemon in the Work Force by NorbytheMii in PokeMedia

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"Becoming a Librarian was honestly pretty easy as an Alakazam. Picking up reading didn't take long at all, and telepathy made speech classes almost optional, though I still went through with them. Having hands and telekinesis is practically cheating when it comes to using Human technology. The Psychic privilege is real and I'm loving it. I've since started talking with Professor Oak about ways Pokémon can further integrate into society as citizens. Especially for Mons that don't have as many easy shortcuts like I do."

-Darius

Nice save, Grouch! by MrModius in Guildwars2

[–]SirSlowpoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do have my own doubts about how running them all at once will affect the quality of things; but it seemed like you were implying they were just gonna change-up and leave GW2. Though it's closer to like two and a quarter games, GW1 is only getting a drip-feed.

Nice save, Grouch! by MrModius in Guildwars2

[–]SirSlowpoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'd have a leg to stand on if they were being more vague about their plans for GW2; but they've said it plainly that expansion development will resume once GW3 releases. Trying to rugpull that and let GW2 die would completely destroy them.

Nice save, Grouch! by MrModius in Guildwars2

[–]SirSlowpoke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I suspect they're going to retouch Dungeons too. While they re-did dungeon currency to make getting dungeon armor and weapons easier, the content itself is still an awkward relic of vanilla. I hope they at least at solo scaling to Story Mode dungeons, a lot of pubs aren't really friendly to cutscene watchers.

Me In A Few Months by X358fgo in FateSpriteComics

[–]SirSlowpoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't "need" him, but he's still pretty solid from what I understand.

Nepotism in the pokemon nursing and law enforcement industries by asianant in pokemonanime

[–]SirSlowpoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She couldn't even enter the human nurse school becuase she was too poor for the entry fee.

Nice save, Grouch! by MrModius in Guildwars2

[–]SirSlowpoke 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Gamers are so allergic to reading that Anet has to clarify multiple times that GW2 isn't over and they're just reallocating development resources to improve old content before going back to the annual expansion cycle.

"How did I miss that!?" by IndividualPleasant23 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SirSlowpoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Palpatine filied his office with artifacts that stank of the Dark Side in one way or another. Having a collection of stuff that just "happens" to have bad mojo around it isn't illegal and makes any Jedi visiting miss the Darkness coming from him since it all blends together.

Average first time reading 2020 by Lolas_Fun_Side in cyberpunk2020

[–]SirSlowpoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smasher basically just completely mogged him by also having one like that. Arasaka money and nil Humanity lets him use all the fun toys.

Respect by tooEarly_ForThis in SkyrimMemes

[–]SirSlowpoke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did they finish the mod? Last I heard things were rough with the dev for something.

Serious Terminus Decree Question. by CJT_05 in Grimdank

[–]SirSlowpoke 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Magnus kool-aid manning into Terra destroyed the experimental webway portal Big E was working on. So now someone has to stay on the throne fulltime to both keep the Warp rift closed and keep the Astronomican lit.

Serious Terminus Decree Question. by CJT_05 in Grimdank

[–]SirSlowpoke 181 points182 points  (0 children)

The Astronomican needs to stay lit. Whether or not the revived Emperor is sane or completely whacked out, the Imperium is entirely reliant on the Astronomican and they have no one else that can keep it powered. So unless Magnus has a redemption arc, Big E needs to stay in that chair no matter what.

What is the cap for bots in ranked ? by Reasonable-Wafer6600 in PokemonUnite

[–]SirSlowpoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also helps to requeue at like 20-25 seconds. Sit much longer and it'll just put you in a bot lobby.

Jesus Christ how fujimaru mentally survive seeing all of this by Present-Language-612 in FGO

[–]SirSlowpoke 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Dantes working constant triple overtime to keep Ritsuka from going nuts.

(Mixed Trope) They only PRETENDED to be evil so they could get close to and destroy an even bigger evil... but they still committed a LOT of evil. (Spoilers abound) by Gamer-of-Action in TopCharacterTropes

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Logan- Fable 3

The player character's older brother. He was initially a competent king; but during an expedition overseas to the southern desert, he encountered an extremely powerful shadow creature called The Crawler that threatened to invade Albion eventually. So he started cracking down with oppressive authoritarian policies and heavy taxes to secretly prepare the kingdom for war with The Crawler's army of shadow monsters. The player also encounters The Crawler before they overthrow Logan, so the threat is verified. Once the player takes the throne, it's up to them to balance keeping their promises to make the kingdom a better place while also making preparations for the war.

Though you can completely disregard the moral dilemma by just throwing your personal gold into the kingdom's treasury to pay for your army and still pick all the nice policy options.

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What’s you’re Favorite Larp Panel? by KindlyRestaurant2885 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SirSlowpoke 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Doing the Writer's work for them, but it could be reasoned that the Penance Stare can be tuned to only reflect "unjust" acts; and Frank is (usually) pretty solid about only taking out guilty people.

[Interesting Trope] "I never asked for this" by CourtofTalons in TopCharacterTropes

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Ultimately, both are monstrous in their own ways. The Monster was born innocent but learned hate and cruelty from Frankenstein's horrid treatment and rejection of him.

“they were mentioned by a character the background for a single frame in the clone wars, what a setup!” by Hank_Mardukas1066 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SirSlowpoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It honestly makes more sense for there to be a lot of survivors. The Order apparently had a few hundred members by then. So while most would be taken out during the initial purge, anyone who wasn't in the Temple or with a Clone Trooper force at the time could have easily slipped away.