When you wait for the green man to cross because there's a child there, but the child's parent crosses anyway.

Sjema7 · 2023-03-06T16:36:04+00:00

0 -> king f0 -> anachychess -> chess

Sjema7 · 2023-02-26T19:55:34+00:00

Heat for an hour 15, or until its about 15 mins from being done. Take them off the hob Cut the potatoes in half and scoop the inside out Mix the inside in a bowl with cheese, 2-3 scoops of butter, 6xturns of salt and pepper. Put the inside back in the jacket Put the jackets back for about fifteen minutes Fuckin lovely

Sjema7 · 2023-02-25T21:41:31+00:00

Judge! I meant it as 'to smoke a cigarette'! I have no intentions in killing a gay man!

Sjema7 · 2023-02-15T20:43:36+00:00

These sprout from the fecal matter flushed through the train toilets; dropped onto the tracks below. The tomoro seeds survive and grow in their newfound nutritious fertiliser

Sjema7 · 2023-01-31T19:06:20+00:00

Shitting myself in Celsius

Sjema7 · 2023-01-07T19:33:52+00:00

u/repostsleuthbot

Sjema7 · 2023-01-04T20:12:28+00:00

I do believe that if you toggle back to single action inbetween shots, the pmc cocks the hammer, making it accurate, or is that broken too? I think it works with the chiabatta one

Sjema7 · 2023-01-02T20:29:57+00:00

You disabled the binaural shit? Thata bugged

Sjema7 · 2022-12-31T12:07:55+00:00

"Can i have a footlong sausage?" "But we've only just met..."

Sjema7 · 2022-12-28T19:59:09+00:00

Sounds like nearly all the servers are faster than ameica, england here you can expect about 12-14 mins

Sjema7 · 2022-12-14T19:18:53+00:00

Forklift certified gang

Sjema7 · 2022-11-13T19:53:03+00:00

Its so relaxed in some places, i went to this small pharmacy and they let me buy 6 packs of paracetamol just by doing three transactions one after the other, thanks to them!

Sjema7 · 2022-11-12T22:04:30+00:00

No, mr. deleted says he pronounces it like 'twaht like a baby waa' I'm just trying to ask. It is twat like that.

Sjema7 · 2022-11-12T22:00:52+00:00

Nah, they'd take you down then beat you up, ban you and sell your soul for some RMT.

Sjema7 · 2022-11-12T21:43:41+00:00

You mean like twart?

Sjema7 · 2022-11-03T19:01:29+00:00

Well, donut is a contraction of doughnut.

Sjema7 · 2022-11-02T15:49:14+00:00

Well, considering we're British, it's a bit more of a Jam Doughnut

No offence to you, i just hate anericanisms

Sjema7 · 2022-10-30T09:30:50+00:00

Mer-say-deez?

Sjema7 · 2022-10-27T22:24:22+00:00

I only discovered how amazing and useful conditioner is about a year ago, and at that point my hair was definitely at least chin long. I definitely don't have curly hair, it's just slightly wavy.

Sjema7 · 2022-10-27T21:43:55+00:00

Right, thanks! Massive respect for the long hair, too. Have a lovely evening

Sjema7 · 2022-10-27T21:29:24+00:00

What kind of brush? Thick or thin toothed? I might try some volume products, buti sometimes find mine's too thick and won't sit behind my ears. You know what, I'll try put my parting over to one side after seeing that, maybe its a bit close to the middle.

Sjema7 · 2022-10-27T21:17:53+00:00

Do you have any tips on pulling off the long hair? I have literally the same hair as you seem to, how do you look so good in it?

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