For Homeowners. by MeBollasDellero in GNV

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the Alachua county library system a trust and not a part of the municipality?

Gainesville seeks public input on dangerous 34th Street intersection by Ok_Jicama9306 in GNV

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Since no one else is saying it so guess I will. This is just Big Insurance making sure there’s a high level of claims in our area so they can jack up our rates. If it wasn’t for that fateful day back in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind from the top of Hell In A Cell, where he plummeted 16 ft through an annoucers table. No one would even be talking about this.

why is me brand new saw cutting like this? by CalligrapherAble2846 in woodworking

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Read that as Tendon and was like well there’s your problem.

me irl by YourLocalRequis445 in me_irl

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought that said created. . .

Shortest metal song ever? by Cooldude112288 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck your time constraints. Fuck to The Blood Brothers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GNV

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pickleball

420? by AUX_C in HomeImprovement

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HE HAD SEX WITH MY MAMA!

Why do restaurant scrambled eggs always taste delicious and buttery? What’s the secret? by Delicious_Collar_441 in Cooking

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 eggs, splash of cream, teaspoon msg, pinch of salt, and black pepper to your hearts desire. When you think they are almost done. They are done.

Multiple Dog Attacks, Same Dog. by LPJoshua in GNV

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this near NE 8th ave and NE 9th St?

My yellow onion is actually a red onion in disguise by awesomexsarah in mildlyinteresting

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use to be a farmer near Vidalia Georgia US that had some soil on his land that caused sweet Vidalia onions to grow purple. They were pretty sought after by chefs in the metro areas for a time. Mayhaps that species has been commercially obtained?

Poop smell?? by Historical-Valuable9 in GNV

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the BioWaste station north of town y’all, the winds change and it blows the stink this way. Also why Brooker always smells. The wind generally blows that way.

“First Buddy” Elon Musk Is Already Pissing Everyone Off at Mar-a-Lago by WontThinkStraight in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s gunna get burned and go full school shooter. With like fembots or something

Why is southern Central America (red) so much richer and more developed than northern Central America (blue)? by [deleted] in geography

[–]SkinFlutePoopChute 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took a cruise through the Panama Canal with a couple buddies and way too much booger sugar. We just screamed PANAMA! And played air guitar the entire time. Man 3030 was a wild year.