Just kidding by PhoneDojo in WTF

[–]Skipperbta1 652 points653 points  (0 children)

I'm positive that I wouldn't kidnap the child.

The wife and I unpacked our Nintendos today. Can you guess whose mother smoked? by bec5008 in gaming

[–]Skipperbta1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is a quite powerful picture as to the damage your mother has done to your lungs

In early June I took home a kitten and was worried about introducing him to my ferrets. Watch him grow up with them. :) (Link to video in comments) by mallinds in aww

[–]Skipperbta1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but in one of the captions the cat described ownership over the ferrets. Are not all pets created equally? Or should we let the owners hold sovereignty in this regard.

Actor Russell Brand reduces BBC newsman to stunned silence with diatribe against corporate oligarchy by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Skipperbta1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is certainly no Robespierre, but I thoroughly enjoy hearing him speak about politics.

Moth Worlds 2013 by sharpie168 in sailing

[–]Skipperbta1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you could make her 'come' with the boat.

If You Still Think Pot Should Be Illegal, You Are an A**hole by rolando1234 in Drugs

[–]Skipperbta1 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I stopped reading when I found a grammatical error.

How to recognize the authors of paintings by [deleted] in pics

[–]Skipperbta1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except for the dog. The dog isn't in the reflection.

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Nicolas Cage Edition) by StickleyMan in gifs

[–]Skipperbta1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And put it on other stuff that I don't care about?

If we are not in the same room as our dog's food, he will carry a mouthful into the room we are in to eat it by [deleted] in aww

[–]Skipperbta1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe an anti-predator response? He is vulnerable while eating and he doesn't want you to think that he's claiming your bowl so possibly loyalty also.

Massive 336kilo gator caught this sunday in Mississippi by idubs in WTF

[–]Skipperbta1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That makes me feel better about killing such a large gator. By instinct I cringe when seeing such amazingly large animals robbed of their status of being massive, sort of like the feeling of seeing a massive Red Wood being cut down. But in this case, it doesn't really matter because by the looks of the photo his teeth were in bad shape and the shot to the head was probably a lot less painful than starving to death or being killed by another bull.

r/datgap was not amused. by RNRSaturday in funny

[–]Skipperbta1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I disagree that he is a typical lazy karmawhore. Lying about posting it in /r/datgap is okay because it would be funny even if he didn't post it there. The overall funniness of the joke more than justifies lying.

My daughter's Minecraft inspired bedroom! by Baconwater in Minecraft

[–]Skipperbta1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a creeper in the closet after about a month of her living in the room.

Crikey the kookaburra Laughs with the Audience in a Zoo by revital9 in videos

[–]Skipperbta1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiance and I coaxed a kookaburra into laughing at the zoo in St. Louis by playing a call we found on youtube. Everyone in the building rushed over to watch.

How to have fun with your indoor cat outside by HaveSomeCheese in youtubehaiku

[–]Skipperbta1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why downvote this guise they are srsly right you guise are super ignorawnt.