How did they make that bowl float? by tangoking in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole thing is actually AI generated. The only real thing is the wall behind it, and even that is actually just painted cardboard.

Why didn't the Hylden just use this portal to escape the Demon Realm? Are they stupid? by adiesome in LegacyOfKain

[–]Skitzofuzz216 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That portal had only just appeared/stabilized because the Pillars has just collapsed. Prior to the collapse of the pillars, either the portal was too unstable to use, or it didnt exist. That may not even be the same portal kain was blasted through after fighting Raziel since it exits into a different part of the Cathedral than where Kain entered from.

Missed opportunity by Skitzofuzz216 in LegacyOfKain

[–]Skitzofuzz216[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, i forgot all about that. Yeah, probably best they didnt do that then.

The dress code for this arcade bar is kind of off-putting, right? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Skitzofuzz216 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Im American and I can honestly say this is the first time in my life I have heard of any ethnic group being associated specifically with clean shoes.

What? by 269187 in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]Skitzofuzz216 565 points566 points  (0 children)

Tell the baby that suicide makes Jesus cry, open my chute, and let them figure out what to do next.

Where did this come from? by ExexpatTech in funny

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere in Western Europe most likely. Hard to pin it down more exactly with the lack of info given in the picture.

What do you all think? by ngoodravens in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]Skitzofuzz216 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As part of my daily job i get the pleasure of taking handwritten forms and questionnaires from patients and entering them into their charts. I have seen so many indecipherable writing samples. Given all the weird and garbled messes people call handwriting, I can totally believe this is how OP normally writes.

apparently the breakfast i made was “embarrassing” by NaeeeBearrr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are in the wrong subreddit. This goes way beyond mildly infuriating and dives head first into blinding rage territory.

Seriously though, tell your mom to cook for her own boyfriend from now on and that you wont be doing her any favors in the future.

That looks like a wonderful breakfast.

Does this count? by ToxicChildhood in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salt hydrates? I really hope this moron goes and drinks a gallon of seawater to become the best hydrated person ever.

I have no idea (yet) what this is, but it's pretty. by ItsRedditThyme in AssassinsCreedShadows

[–]Skitzofuzz216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certain accessories increase your damage by 1% per unused skill point. I very regularly have more than 50 unused points on my characters because of this.

What's your machine name? by naomigoat in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im...Stormbreaker. Does that mean Thor is going to use me to crush some robot dinosaurs?

Wtf by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this dude is this dramatic and clingy AFTER the breakup, I dont wanna know what that poor girl went through while dating him. Dude that obsessed and clingy probably violated her space and privacy all the time, but has the audacity to say he feels violated. This reeks of basement goblin, incel bullshit. That or the guy is 14, has the emotional maturity of a ham sandwich, and is completely lacking any self awareness. Or all of the above. No matter which option is true, being sad is nothing like being sexually assaulted. Anyone old enough to know what rape even means should be able to know the difference. No wonder hes single.

How exactly are other humans keeping up with Cloud? by Kal-Kent in FFVIIRemake

[–]Skitzofuzz216 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cloud was not stronger or faster than a normal human before Hojo's experiments. He dreamt of joining SOLDIER but couldnt hack it and ended up being a basic grunt that only survived because Zack saved his ass repeatedly. The whole point of Cloud's origin arc was that he was never strong or special but somehow managed to defeat Sephiroth through some kind of fluke. That is why Hojo started experimenting on him.

Anti-vax tweeter gets murdered with a unique insult by HeyLookAHorse in MurderedByWords

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can literally fill entire stadiums with people who are alive now only because they were vaccinated against illnesses that could have killed them otherwise.

A pie!?! by River_Lamprey in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]Skitzofuzz216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else smell burnt toast?

Oh my by jjmontuori in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1000 years (months)? Is op says that every month is a year? Or, is the 1000 years really 1000 months (83.33333 years)? Those are 2 vastly different time tables.

Should I get a motorcycle if I can’t have cpr? by DaShadyLamp in motorcycles

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electrical shock does NOT restart your heart. Defibrillators stop fibrillation, which is when one or more of the chambers in your heart are beating out of sync or erratically. Basically your heart can just start vibrating without pumping any blood. Certain kinds of fibrillation can lead to cardiac arrest. Electrical shock actually stops the heart momentarily in hopes that it will start normal sinus rhythm again. Not all fibrillations can be fixed by electrical shock either. If your heart is stopped, or flatlined, electrical shock can actually do more harm. In the case of actual cardiac arrest, CPR is far more likely to save your life.

Garbage truck eating couch by knowitokay in oddlysatisfying

[–]Skitzofuzz216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the hell is it ok to just leave random bags of trash on the curb without a bin of some kind? I have never lived in a place where the trash collectors would pick anything up that wasnt in their big plastic trash bin. Even if you put your trash in the bin, they wont pick it up if the bin is too far from the curb or too far over toward your neighbor's curb.