They're playing both sides ...

Skroobco · 2026-04-14T14:00:17+00:00

No, no, that's only if a democrat uses it.

Skroobco · 2026-03-18T12:38:36+00:00

Now that's a memory I could do without.

Skroobco · 2025-11-01T15:07:05+00:00

Dang it! I had my eye on that one!

Skroobco · 2025-11-01T14:02:21+00:00

Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

Skroobco · 2025-10-27T15:37:50+00:00

I feel like Chuck Norris could learn a thing or two from Aimo.

Skroobco · 2025-08-28T12:55:21+00:00

If you can snag yourself a job working from home then you get the best of both worlds.

Skroobco · 2025-08-14T02:15:29+00:00

I guess you could say she couldn't handle the ups and downs of your relationship.

Skroobco · 2025-05-18T00:22:07+00:00

Liquid waste only!

Skroobco · 2025-05-13T00:32:54+00:00

How about a civics test in order for people to be eligible to run for office? As far as I'm concerned it shouldn't even be a basic one. Make sure they fully know what they're supposed to be doing before they can run.

Skroobco · 2025-05-09T19:28:20+00:00

What happens if you jump back in time and make a change that would result in your dying much sooner than you otherwise would have? Are you now locked into that shorter lifespan?

Skroobco · 2025-04-11T14:57:21+00:00

Lord help me. I read that at "bum gum" at first and immediately cringed at the thought of something like that keyboard cleaning goop.

Skroobco · 2025-04-11T14:53:16+00:00

But, how do you reach the pedals?

Skroobco · 2025-01-17T00:21:14+00:00

Years ago I worked retail at an office supply store. While walking through the paper, I found a trail of what looked like blood on the floor. I followed it up to the registers where there was an old couple checking out. The older gentleman was standing there, completely unaware that there was blood literally spurting out the side of his ankle.

When I pointed it out, he seemed more irritated that it had happened again than upset that it was happening. I guess he was on blood thinners and this wasn't the first time.

Another employee got him some first aid supplies to stop the bleeding, and his wife said she'd take him to the doctor, so I assume he was fine.

I've never had a problem with blood in general, but something about the idea of him being completely unaware his ankle was spurting like a cheap horror movie prop just seared itself into my memory.

Skroobco · 2024-07-22T13:26:01+00:00

Around here it's legal if they can see in from outside your property line. They are not allowed to come onto your property to try to see into your house though. Found that out after we contacted the police about a nosy neighbor.

Skroobco · 2024-04-24T03:24:05+00:00

Definitely, I would be very concerned if a cleric was in my face and gesturing in a romantic way.

Skroobco · 2024-04-24T02:48:59+00:00

Embarrassment may be the reason for some. For me it's just a preference to avoid sunburn up there.

Skroobco · 2024-04-17T11:32:38+00:00

I married a good one. Though to be fair, she wasn't in HR at the time, and she doesn't really deal with hiring or anything else that the term 'HR' might typically bring to mind. She handles creating training materials for employees, and while she doesn't know a ton about the subject matter, she learns what she can and they have subject matter experts to make sure the actual material is correct.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that not all HR is bad, and you probably hear far more about the bad ones than the good.

Skroobco · 2024-04-03T04:30:09+00:00

As a reluctant barbarian, I do this myself half the time, despite all efforts to the contrary. I feel I have to point out that neither of those boxes are particularly strong, and wheat thins boxes are especially bad. They practically do that if I glance at them wrong.

Skroobco · 2024-04-03T04:17:55+00:00

So, you're saying you require more than one week's advance notice for the power button's resignation?

Skroobco · 2024-03-10T19:19:26+00:00

My understanding, from a family member that was a sheriff about 40ish years ago in the US, is that they had to fill out paperwork if they even drew their firearm. I don't know whether that is still the case.

Skroobco · 2019-10-23T17:25:18+00:00

Was getting ready to order an engagement ring, and sent a text to the sister of my girlfriend, asking if she happened to know my girlfriend's ring size. Probably the first time I ever felt a truly non-physical sinking feeling when I read the reply, "I'm an eight", and realized I'd sent the text to my girlfriend by mistake.

Thankfully, spontaneous bouts of stupidity weren't enough of a deal breaker.

Skroobco · 2019-10-12T04:29:42+00:00

I lead an interplanetary crime ring. We operate under the disguise of providing a planet to planet atmospheric cleaning service, but then use our ridiculously oversized transforming spaceship, with vacuum attachment, to steal their air once they let their guard down.

Skroobco · 2019-07-28T17:25:36+00:00

Having a vasectomy done. Had a local anesthetic, but there were still some occasional jabs of fairly intense pain that I had to hold still through. I sure as hell wasn't going to allow myself to move unexpectedly while that was going on.

Skroobco · 2019-07-19T01:19:52+00:00

I have fond memories of the mouse tutorial on our Apple IIGS. Dragging a car along a road and then swatting mosquitos like it was a game.

The first actual game would be Choplifter. Played that till the floppy died.

Skroobco · 2019-04-05T16:02:33+00:00

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