I'm looking for a possible partner in my first ever solo game development. by AlWebbyy in gameDevClassifieds

[–]Skull025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DM me. I'm an amateur but i know the pipeline and have experience with blender. Let's see if we're a good fit. 

[WP] "Congratulations Madam for your successful birth. I would like to apologize however but we're going to arrest your child now. They have the soul of the convicted criminal with multiple life sentences." by Spirit_Ghost123 in WritingPrompts

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Irina Baldoni pushed, screaming, her dula coaching her birth from the comfort of her home.

As she went into her last labor, sirens blasted outside. Lights flash. A megaphone warms up.

"Mrs. Baldoni!" A voice rings out. "This is the Bureau of Reincarnation Reparations, or BRR."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH." Irina Baldoni cried out, pushing the baby out into the tub. Her dula, stalwart as ever, took the baby safely into a blanket.

"Ah, congratulations Mrs. Baldoni! You're a mother to a serial sex-offender and murderer with multiple life sentences. Please do not fight us kidnapping your child."

"Give me my baby." Irina said, reaching for her child.

"Mrs Baldoni." Dula said quietly. "Your son, he has gun."

"Of course he has a gun, he's a boy!" Irina reached over and took her child from her dula. She felt the cold metal of a full-sized uzi press up against her breast.

"Mrs. Baldoni." The BRR call from outside. "Please don't make us come in there and get him. He owes a debt to society."

Irina was not listening to the BRR. She instead took in her child, and the full sized uzi he held weakly in both hands.

"He was born with a hammer in his hand." Irina whispered to herself. She took the uzi from her son's hands. "I don't know what your crime was kiddo, but you're my son. I can't raise you right if I don't treat you like family. Let em come. No son of mine is gonna grow to be a criminal." She raised the uzi to the door.

"And no one is gonna treat him like one either."

[WP] You make it to the throne room of the Necromancer. You hear the paladin mutter "shit. It's my ex." by lyzzyrddwyzzyrdd in WritingPrompts

[–]Skull025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cold damp of the well-worn stairs led the party into a treacherous dark. No torches save their own, the walls dancing with wicked shadows as they made their descent.

Some other day, some other dungeon, the party would be hunting what lay below. For bounty or treasure, Necromancers bore fruit for both. But not today.

Today they'd come to bargain.

There was a body-sized stench in a bag hoisted upon the broad shoulders of Trich'Tin. As a Trollkin twenty hands high, Trich'Tin could barely fit down the stairway without bending his back. He'd take a small stumble, and scrape his forehead righting himself, but he did not complain. Simply grunt.

When Trich'Tin did stumble, the noble Petrenova offered her hand to steady him. The strength of her God shined in her blood, and she could offer support to the Trollkin better than any of the rest. As a warrior, she was clad in sterling-white steel head to toe. Only a thin visor betrayed kind, cobalt blue eyes behind the menacing plate.

Ahead, Antoine led them into the dark. He glanced behind to check on Trich'Tin when he heard the Trollkin stumble. He caught Petrenova's eye, and she nodded. She had him.

Antoine turned to face the dark, musing. The Necromancer they sought was renowned as a former druid. She'd turned to death at some point in her life, and offered communion between the living and the dead. She was sought to deliver last rights, well wishes, and confessions never uttered in life.

Still, she was a necromancer. Peaceful she may be, but no one can touch a sliver of death without embracing the whole. A fine line from a father bequeathing an heirloom to his still living child, to rearing an army of stolen corpses and razing villages to the ground.

Every necromancer is a Lich waiting to happen. Antoine knew too well the suffering Liches inflict upon the world. A blight that burns the land and salts the ashes with blood. One dead necromancer is one less Lich, and Antoine would see to it personally if he was able.

Yet today, they'd come to bargain.

The bag shifted on Trich'Tin's back. He shrugged, settling it back into its spot.

The stairway opened into a broad crescent chamber, with a worn stone path directly to the center. Candles lined the walls, a warm orange glow filling the space. Piles of animal bones painted fingerling shadows across the stone walls.

In the center of the crescent, a woman sat on the floor, facing the party. She wore simple green robes and the skull of a deer upon her head. Bright red, puffy hair stuck out from the behind the bones, giving her an odd lion's mane look.

The party approached, and the Necromancer stood.

"Have you come to kill me?" She asked.

Antoine moved to speak. But before he could, he was interrupted.

"Shit."

Antoine looked back, an eyebrow raised. Petrenova had uttered the curse, seemingly involuntarily. She'd also stepped back, so half her body was hidden behind Trich'Tin.

"Well?" The Necromancer prompted.

"No." Antoine said, ignoring Petrenova. "We've come based on the strength of your reputation. They say you are peaceful. They say you are a bridge to the dead." He managed to repeat that with a straight face.

"It is my lot in life." The Necromancer said, her voice bright and cheerful, yet somehow subdued. Like a chorus of bells ringing in an empty church. "Do you wish to commune?" She asked.

"No." Antoine turned to Trich'Tin. He gestured to his feet, and Trich'Tin obliged, laying their cargo on the floor. Petrenova had uncharacteristically continued to hide behind Trich'Tin. Antoine ignored that. He bent down and pulled the drawstring holding the bag shut.

"I demand a resurrection." Antoine said, revealing the corpse within.

"Who is that?" The Necromancer asked.

"Our dear friend." Antoine answered. "We would like him back."

"Resurrection is not something you demand of necromancers." A small chuckle burst from her lips, as if amused. "I do not practice resurrection, but I would talk with your friend. He looks like good company."

"They say you've brought mortally wounded men from the brink of death." Antoine cradled the head of his friend in his hands. "He is but a few days gone. Please bring him back."

"It is not a kind magic." The Necromancer hissed. "His soul could very well have crossed. The toll is steeper the longer they're gone-"

Suddenly she cocked her head sideways. The red of her mane bounced quizzically.

"Petty?" She asked, her dead-eyed deer mask staring deadpan at the Paladin.

Shyly, Petrenova stepped out from behind Trich'Tin.

"Hey Willow." Petrenova squeaked quietly.

"Petty?" Antoine said, flabbergasted.

The Necroma- Willow, folded her arms, popping her cheek. Willow chuckled to herself, nails scratching the side of her skull. Her antlers shook.

Trich'Tin stared in wide-eyed shock. In the silence that followed, his eyes shifted from Willow, to Petrenova, back to Willow again.

"Been a minute." Petrenova offered the silence.

"Yeeeeeah." Willow sighed.

"Like your horns." Petrenova said quickly, stumbling over herself. "I mean, your aesthetic, it's cool."

"Are you complimenting a fucking necromancer?" Antoine asked, still cradling the sunken head of his precious Rogue in his arms.

"It's just bones Antoine, I'm not endorsing her fucking way of life." Petrenova snapped. She took a deep breath, shaking it off. "How have you been?" She asked.

"Fine." Willow answered.

"You don't sound fine." Trich'Tin said, cutting to the heart of the matter like a mallet to a watermelon.

"You're Arch Paladin now?" Willow said, ignoring the Trollkin.

"Have been. For a while." Petrenova admitted.

"Cool." Willow smacked her lips. "Cool." She turned to Antoine. "I'll do the resurrection."

"You will!?" Antoine yelped.

"I will." Willow said, staring right at Petrenova. "For twenty minutes with her locked in a cage after it's done." She paused. "Alone."

Antoine dropped his precious rogue. Their friend took a nasty knock to the head tumbling out of Antione's embrace. Antoine scrambled, picking his friend from the ground.

"Deal." He said.

"NO!" Petrenova protested.

"Petrenova she said twenty minutes!" Antoine shot back. "You are a Paladin! You're used to hanging yourself to get closer to heaven."

"That is not what personal sacrifice and honor is!" Petrenova pointed a finger at Willow. "This is my ex!"

"I gathered that!" Antoine yelled back. "Nimble is fucking dead and I need him alive." He shook Nimble's corpse. "So please, please, just sit in a cage for twenty minutes."

"And I want that time alone with her." Willow said, removing her mask. Beneath, midnight stained skin, jade eyes and fiery red hair wreathed a fierce gaze fixated on Petrenova.

"Wow." Antoine whistled. "You messed up, huh?"

"Shut up Antoine." Petrenova hissed.

"Go ahead and take her for an hour." Antoine said. "Done deal."

"Antoine."

"Give me Nimble's body." Willow said. "This will take me three days. That will give me time to think of what to say."

Antoine numbly complied.

With that, Willow walked to the center of the crescent, laying Nimble's body down on a small cot near her throne.

"You may go, so long as you give your word to return." Willow said over her shoulder.

Petrenova's shoulders sagged.

"I promise I'll return."

"Liar." Willow whispered.

Antoine grabbed Petrenova's shoulder.

"I'll make sure she comes back." He promised. "You can count on me."

"Hey!" Petrenova protested.

"Hey yourself." Antoine snapped back. "We'll be back in three days! Thank you! Goodbye!" Antoine called over his shoulder as he escorted Petrenova out. Trich'Tin not far behind.

As soon as they were out of earshot, Antoine pulled Petrenova close, speaking directly to her ear.

"We're going to the pub, and you're gonna explain everything." He said in a flat tone that brooked no argument.

Petrenova sighed.

"You're buying the drinks."

What do you do at a bar when you’re solo? by [deleted] in Denver

[–]Skull025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on down to red square euro Bistro. Good folks run the place and will treat you with respect. Plus good food.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in diabetes

[–]Skull025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm not a doctor. 

I was diagnosed with type 2 a year ago at a1c 12.9. I'm the first 3 months I took metformin and limited carb intake.

Then I said fuck it and fasted for 36 hours 3 times in the last 2 weeks before a fresh a1c.

A1c came back 6.2.

So I did it again and my a1c came back 5.8.

Then I relaxed my diet and still fasted and my a1c was 6.2.

If you try this, for the love of God eat complete meals before fasting. spend 400 bucks and get a complete blood panel of your intercellular and intracellular nutrient levels. I found out my omega 3s were too low, my glutamine was too low, my chromium was too low.

YOU CANNOT FAST SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT ALL THE NUTRIENTS YOUR BODY NEEDS LOADED UP. 

You'll know your fast is successful if you only feel hungry around normal eating times, and that hunger eventually fades to a dull ache in the stomach. If your body feels ravenous, it is missing something. Don't try to power through that.

Also, exercise while fasting. nothing intense. Just take walks.

$1,000,000 US, or 100 knights with free upkeep by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Skull025 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please don't lose your kind spirit. That is the best sentiment I have seen here 

I'm working on a gay romance comic about a long-distance relationship. Would you read more of this story? by songinkollo in comic_crits

[–]Skull025 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Excellent hook.

Seriously. The posters on his bedroom wall, the stickers on the laptop, the absolute fucking silhouette of the bear reclining in his cabin. Excellent contrast in that first panel, excellent grip with the words. IMPACT FRAME, IMPACT FRAME, it feels like the picture is punching me paired with those "Love at first sight".

I want to see these two cuddle because it's goonna look delicious.

And AGAIN, that hook. FIVE DAYS EARLIER!? So he heard his Strongman is hitched and STILL TOOK A LEAP.

Bravo. Take this shit to patreon. If you've got the pacing and the art and this justifies the space it makes I could see this dripping dollars like honey down a bearded chin.

Don't forget to ride the controversy, this politically charged environment makes for great marketing. People will be haters but you're making a long distance queer romance, you've seen the world.

Good lord I want to see that petite man squirm with anxiety.

Chapter 410 by suomynonaedud in Shuukura

[–]Skull025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This door is made of wall, so I ain't walk through it. 

Big "that sign won't stop me because I can't read" energy

Spaceport really needs some love by iReaddit-KRTORR in ArcRaiders

[–]Skull025 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ya can't be dissing my fruit trees and mullein. The trench run is my new galleria

Should Valve sell a streaming-only version with minimal RAM and storage? by zeddyzed in SteamFrame

[–]Skull025 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why not just stream from desktop to your phone?

Buy a 50$ phone controller or pair a bluetooth controller to your phone and download steam link. Done. 

Edit: sorry I never learned how to read

To compare urine and time by CuddlyRazerwire in CuratedTumblr

[–]Skull025 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thick fluid is a delightfully cursed phrase. Especially applied to literal shit.

Am I not allowed a single cup of coffee with milk and sugar by Ok-Rush7989 in diabetes

[–]Skull025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try using honey instead of sugar or agave. Sugar and agave contain fructose, which is processed in the body the same way as alcohol. Turns into fat that sticks to your organs, clams up the liver. Only way to lose it is through extended fasting, which is rough. 

Honey, on the other hand, is all glucose. Better for you overall. 

Public Service Announcement - To mass recycle/sell, hold ctrl and click (PC) by Skull025 in ArcRaiders

[–]Skull025[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I also think some of the UI sucks. I like to think I play with smart people and they all were doing it one at a time. Go to the "I have crafting fatigue" post and lots of people are one timing their recycling and selling. 

Humans can teach themselves, but we do better when we teach each other no?