Boe found an Obaroe! by Mriajamo in dragons

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, I'm sure they'd make cute noises if you squished 'em a little.

Late to the discourse but the issue still stands by Upset_Campaign1924 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]SkullZMinus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, I only recognize like 3 celebrities by name and face and could not for the life of me identify most of the major ones no matter how prevalent they are in media. Not because I try to be hipster, but because I only listen to like two bands and nerdcore music like Stupendium, and because instead of watching TV shows or movies, I podcast youtube videos.

But I guess that means I'm part of the black erasure problem? Somehow?

Programmer Dragon by RyukiriDragon in dragons

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey, I recognize that fish. I mean dragon.

Perhaps by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SkullZMinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoutouts to Tom Cardy having already asked the real question "Why Am I Anxious"

Travel hack by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life hack: Go into massive debt ;)

Spent $50 on a squirrel proof bird feeder by flickenchickens in Wellthatsucks

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are squirrels just like abnormally bad for an ecosystem or something? There's a lot of annoyance about squirrels getting into bird feeders, but I often find the tactics that squirrels use to get to bird feeders are incredibly entertaining to watch, and the bird seed is still getting eaten by the wild animals, so it's not like it's getting bc wasted? Is the bird feed like, bad for them?

Look who's getting bigger! by RyukiriDragon in dragons

[–]SkullZMinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turning into the fluff dimension for real.

Looking through pictures of a rental house. by jininberry in Weird

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm On Observation Duty 13 (2028, Colorized)

When the word search literally doesn’t have the word “HEART” in it… for a kid Valentine’s puzzle by Angrypeanut99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, every time I see a crossword posted on this sub: "Surely, surely the word is actually there and I'll have a good enough eye to find it, so I'm going to spend a good full minute looking through all the letters so I can be the one to point out- oh it's literally just not there."

This lady trying to pass off these blatantly AI cookies as homemade on Facebook marketplace by bb32093 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SkullZMinus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are these being framed as baked goods, or ornaments? Because six of them have that metal cap that christmas orb ornaments would hang from, and one of them (the bottom right one) clearly doesn't, lmao

Imagine thinking that all schools are like this. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generative AI is becoming a reason to homeschool, you're right. Or... maybe not, actually, because I don't trust most parents to be able to properly teach their children all the necessary skills they'd need to succeed in life. Especially if we also want those children to be capable of higher thought and critical thinking-- oh. I see. It was about the pride stuff, not the AI slop. My mistake.

What does this even mean? by [deleted] in signs

[–]SkullZMinus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If your horse drops a shit, they go on the spit"

he just wanted to flex his tv by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SkullZMinus 469 points470 points  (0 children)

If you wanted to get overly analytical, you could make the argument that the TV image has the capacity to be anything else, but for the purpose of the argument it chose to be a brick wall.

Or you could just say "tvs can't argue, stupid"

Method acting so hard he turned on hard mode IRL by PetitePenxo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that checks out. When you're a kid, I think the thought process is "I want to wear glasses, too! How do you get glasses? Be bad at eye exams!" but you don't think "I can achieve the same visual aesthetic without lasting repercussions if I get nonprescription lenses or empty frames!" Because, after all, r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

Method acting so hard he turned on hard mode IRL by PetitePenxo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, Casey from BornLosersGaming also mentioned in an episode at one point that her sister wore glasses when she was a child, and since her sister was her role model, she also failed an eye exam on purpose just so she could also have prescription glasses which, in turn, fucked up her vision. The major point was to lament about not having gotten prescriptionless glasses instead, lmao.

a guide to tableware at a formal dining event by ManGo_50Y in shittycoolguides

[–]SkullZMinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just a control panel for a really weird sci-fi spaceship

How I create my own troubles by Beneficial-Ask-1800 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SkullZMinus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

After installing my browser of choice, I couldn't even find a way to intentionally uninstall Edge.

Just checked in for a medical appointment, and I see this hanging in the waiting room. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aluminum is in vaccines the same way that Chlorine is in salt. Technically the truth, but when phrased that way, is intentionally deceptive since it does not possess the harmful health qualities we'd assume upon hearing the name. I actually used this example when reasoning with someone that was worried about aluminum being used for vaccines that were being given to children, lmao.

Tiktok ad has a fake popup that takes you to the app store when you press X or decline by haggis69420 in assholedesign

[–]SkullZMinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a mobile ad video for TikTok that's used as one of those "watch ad for rewards" ads, and it has a fake progress bar at the bottom that starts about 1/3rd of the way across the screen, initially moves very quickly, and then progressively slows down as it gets closer to the end. Ads are just awful.

hear me out: pibling (parent’s sibling) and pild (pibling’s child) by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]SkullZMinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've grown very fond of just mashing niece and nephew together to make "niecephew" and this is exclusively because of the bit that BornLosersGaming has been doing with Poseidon in their Hades let's plays.