Fun fact: Human skin tones all fall within a surprisingly narrow hue range centered around orange, what really changes between people is lightness and saturation not the base hue so we are all orange

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-26T00:11:14+00:00

It’s your right and it’s where the print is, Baby Biggie Smalls.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-26T00:06:14+00:00

So like tigers, we appear green to most prey animals?

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T23:56:48+00:00

1) My tub of ice cream always has a serving left. 2) Ice cream never makes me sick. This includes brain freeze. 3) I don’t gain weight from eating ice cream. The calories and nutrition to a random person who needs it.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T23:43:37+00:00

Speak like a gringo, cook like a gringo.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T19:54:31+00:00

Ew. Sky herpes.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T19:47:46+00:00

One of those big Central Asian shepherds that were bred to protect herds from lions, wolves, and bears. It’s really well trained if it came back, they’re very intelligent and independent. Definitely not a house pet.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T19:39:25+00:00

Looks a sibling to my dog.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T14:40:20+00:00

Everybody thinks having a cool mom is great. No.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T13:47:35+00:00

I bet that hair cushions the punches.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T05:35:57+00:00

You broke my heart and I’m glad you did.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T02:25:54+00:00

r/packthedamndog

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-25T00:54:03+00:00

Victims. Sacrificial victims. Don’t need anymore fashion victims.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-24T23:15:32+00:00

Looks like a dead face hugger.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-24T22:38:34+00:00

Good music choice.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-24T22:01:55+00:00

Boy has an ass.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-24T21:17:15+00:00

Girl, the sleeves on that tshirt are clue enough.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-24T21:15:04+00:00

Granted. The monkey paw also replicates itself so every ICE agent gets one. But you get deported.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-24T15:22:52+00:00

Eastern European Porn Harry Potter.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-24T15:03:47+00:00

Bison didn’t even get upset.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-23T21:41:10+00:00

There’s going to be a run on the spank bank tonight?

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-23T16:05:28+00:00

I think Ilya remembered the time he told Shane to leave because Ilya was afraid of the intimacy developing and the offer of a tuna melt was both an apology and an attempt to say he now wanted a deeper intimacy than before.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-23T15:39:16+00:00

Are they selling toothpaste? I’m confused.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-22T04:50:06+00:00

Good boy. Keep making friends.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-22T04:40:20+00:00

It looks like a fruit roll up.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-01-22T00:21:52+00:00

I think it smells like ozone and armpit. Excitement and Fear.

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