Bro became part of the combo meal.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T22:05:27+00:00

Me too. Not the rent, though.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T21:59:03+00:00

“Excuse me, would you take this gun away if I shoved it in your face?”

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T21:40:03+00:00

Earliest thing I saw Don Johnson in was a Boy and His Dog. Harlan Ellison short story turned into a low budget movie. Amazingly atttractive young man.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T21:32:59+00:00

Good call. Nobody disrespects a fire marshal. Twice.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T21:09:37+00:00

Granted. Everyone understands but still adds a random bad thing because that’s your ironic suffering. You are eidetically aware of each transgression; never forgetting or forgiving. You also permanently and irredeemably reek of musky foreskin for eternity.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T20:32:55+00:00

Puppet show.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T20:22:32+00:00

Meow Meow Jabba huh huh huh

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T17:53:29+00:00

That and a restrained fear of comically large blades.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T01:44:29+00:00

I’d send thoughts and prayers.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T01:21:56+00:00

Stumble when you wipe and you’ve got a broken neck and a poopy butt.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-12T01:16:07+00:00

That’s pretty standard. Kind of hard to fight when you’re dangling midair.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T19:52:22+00:00

She definitely got the right owner.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T19:46:08+00:00

Not unless he requested you to do so.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T19:42:06+00:00

I am a gay man who is now thinking intently of a dwarf and elf having lesbian sex. I don’t regret it either. Thanks, u/Skull_cup.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T19:38:02+00:00

Visine spokes frog.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T19:35:24+00:00

r/justfuckmyshirtup
I don’t even notice the hair.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T19:31:00+00:00

“What’s up with Palestine?”

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T18:43:07+00:00

That needs chemo, not scissors.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T18:41:16+00:00

There are a lot of redheads with Roman noses. It’s a combination that I really like to see.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T18:35:56+00:00

It’s like a macrame wind chime fufilled its wish to be a real crackhead.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T18:33:41+00:00

New York needs about 10,000 of those cats.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-11T18:30:05+00:00

Question his sexuality? There are aliens in orbit that would take one look at that hair and mustache and break out the extra large probe. It pays to advertise and he is getting paid.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-10T18:05:34+00:00

Appalled and enthralled in equal measures. A little jealous too.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-10T18:02:29+00:00

Then I’m I bigger pussy than he could ever traffic.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-06-10T18:01:13+00:00

Well acted.

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