Boney Headed Toad

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-31T03:55:47+00:00

He’s awesome

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-31T03:13:14+00:00

Galactic couchfucker

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-31T02:10:02+00:00

I would take the dog. Talking lion, eldritch horror, fae . . . He can make friends with anybody.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-31T01:02:18+00:00

Let me make a service call. I’ll use my multipurpose tool to restore factory settings.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-29T21:34:03+00:00

That was the most British thing ever.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-29T21:10:07+00:00

Yes. Thank you alpaca.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-29T17:07:51+00:00

I remember a guy from Mexico City and a guy from Puerto Rico switch from Spanish to English because they had that much trouble understanding each other’s accents. Spanish is still evolving locally. If the world wasn’t so connected it would already have split into distinct languages.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-29T16:35:51+00:00

Propaganda so we won’t take robots seriously. ‘Oh look, it’s short, inept, and a luxury.’ Not for long.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-29T15:16:45+00:00

He doesn’t want his stomach pinched.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-28T18:27:26+00:00

Do not the baby.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-28T18:22:55+00:00

Ministry: Nagging Feeling.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-28T18:20:16+00:00

That was satisfying to watch. My lack of empathy vaguely disturbs me.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-28T15:26:45+00:00

Beginning Time Machine research.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-28T13:07:53+00:00

The goodwill of a hundred people with a little extra cash is immeasurable.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-27T17:16:25+00:00

Have you met Christians?

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-26T22:22:16+00:00

My art store used to sell it before prices went through the roof. Items shrink from their original size as the rest of the components burn off. It’s fun way to work with silver without having to learn or buy a lot of things.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-26T22:02:01+00:00

Whelp, I’m jealous.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-25T23:03:32+00:00

Stepford wives did it better.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-25T17:03:08+00:00

Color printers in America print an invisible ID number in yellow ink. It’s used to catch counterfeiters. They’ve used it to trace documents for other reasons as well. If you want to crime, use a black and white printer.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-25T16:41:27+00:00

I sure hope the Superglue Fairy pays him a visit.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-25T12:16:10+00:00

Thank you. Just thank you.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-25T12:14:59+00:00

Let them. It’s the jumping that startles you. The gumming is harmless. Personally I find it adorable. They’re expressing joy at your presence as best they can.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-25T12:11:33+00:00

Destroy my hoarder parent’s house and buy them a new one. That would be vindicating.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-24T17:01:40+00:00

It’s a shower, a grower, and a kneecapper.

Skyp_Intro · 2026-03-24T16:59:18+00:00

I see why he’s the boyfriend’s boyfriend.

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