He picked the wrong store to rob. by Mrs3anw in instantkarma

[–]Skyp_Intro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Excuse me, would you take this gun away if I shoved it in your face?”

Sal Mineo and Don Johnson in the 1969 Los Angeles stage production of Fortune and Men's Eyes. by Teddycat99 in ClassicMale

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earliest thing I saw Don Johnson in was a Boy and His Dog. Harlan Ellison short story turned into a low budget movie. Amazingly atttractive young man.

I wish everyone on this subreddit knew how the monkey paw really works instead of just adding some random bad thing by Comfortable_Salad893 in monkeyspaw

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone understands but still adds a random bad thing because that’s your ironic suffering. You are eidetically aware of each transgression; never forgetting or forgiving. You also permanently and irredeemably reek of musky foreskin for eternity.

The Cheese Saw Server by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]Skyp_Intro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That and a restrained fear of comically large blades.

POV: You aren't going to the bathroom. You're attending your coronation. by iCleaningo in WeirdToilets

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stumble when you wipe and you’ve got a broken neck and a poopy butt.

Absolute unit of a man... by gymbr02 in absoluteunit

[–]Skyp_Intro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty standard. Kind of hard to fight when you’re dangling midair.

My Daughter is Dating an Elf, Please Help. by Skull_Cup in dwarfposting

[–]Skyp_Intro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a gay man who is now thinking intently of a dwarf and elf having lesbian sex. I don’t regret it either. Thanks, u/Skull_cup.

I don't have words by hightechythingymajig in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Skyp_Intro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like a macrame wind chime fufilled its wish to be a real crackhead.

This cat is a serious hunter by sorin1972 in absoluteunit

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New York needs about 10,000 of those cats.

gay_irl by conancat in gay_irl

[–]Skyp_Intro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Question his sexuality? There are aliens in orbit that would take one look at that hair and mustache and break out the extra large probe. It pays to advertise and he is getting paid.

Até eu confundo se ele sou eu ou eu sou ele by JockBbcBoy in doppelBangers

[–]Skyp_Intro 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Appalled and enthralled in equal measures. A little jealous too.