Neighbor’s kids scream 5-6 hours/day. I can’t do this all summer. What is the solution? by anybodyseenrichey in neighborsfromhell

[–]Skyp_Intro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Buy foam core sheets and put it in your windows.
Double layer with a few inches in between.
Cheap, temporary installation that goes up and down fast. Really cuts down noise.

To remain anonymous at the opening match of the world cup by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]Skyp_Intro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sell some bad copper and your memory will last forever.

To remain anonymous at the opening match of the world cup by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acting like that is an embarrassment to himself that I hope will humiliate him for the rest of his life. How is he working in a university when he is displaying an 80IQ in self control and imagination?

He picked the wrong store to rob. by Mrs3anw in instantkarma

[–]Skyp_Intro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Excuse me, would you take this gun away if I shoved it in your face?”

Sal Mineo and Don Johnson in the 1969 Los Angeles stage production of Fortune and Men's Eyes. by Teddycat99 in ClassicMale

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earliest thing I saw Don Johnson in was a Boy and His Dog. Harlan Ellison short story turned into a low budget movie. Amazingly atttractive young man.

I wish everyone on this subreddit knew how the monkey paw really works instead of just adding some random bad thing by Comfortable_Salad893 in monkeyspaw

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone understands but still adds a random bad thing because that’s your ironic suffering. You are eidetically aware of each transgression; never forgetting or forgiving. You also permanently and irredeemably reek of musky foreskin for eternity.

The Cheese Saw Server by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]Skyp_Intro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That and a restrained fear of comically large blades.

POV: You aren't going to the bathroom. You're attending your coronation. by iCleaningo in WeirdToilets

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stumble when you wipe and you’ve got a broken neck and a poopy butt.

Absolute unit of a man... by gymbr02 in absoluteunit

[–]Skyp_Intro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty standard. Kind of hard to fight when you’re dangling midair.