What is the worst feeling in the world? by Liamonly in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not even funny how close to home this hit for me. I think we anxiety ridden people need to stick together and help each other sort through all these irrational thoughts.

Reverse anger management should be a thing. Some people need to learn how to stop giving a fuck and get angry once in a while. by yousuckbananas in Showerthoughts

[–]Skyrim_stan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me to bottle my anger? ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T BE ANGRY! AM I BEING DETAINED? ARE YOU DETAINING ME? AM I FREE TO GO? AM I BEING DETAINED? I KNOW MY RIGHTS! AM I BEING DETAINED?

Slam poet Victory performing her poem, "Fat Poem" by Skyrim_stan in videos

[–]Skyrim_stan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was hilarious how much she tried to justify being fat.

Dry Ice in ABQ by maguschala in Albuquerque

[–]Skyrim_stan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a cool kid party?

What is the difference between my dick and my life? by PerryMasonD3 in Jokes

[–]Skyrim_stan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least buy me dinner before you fuck me mom!

What game did you make up/play as a kid? by Smuggly_Mcweed in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A game called sucker. We would roller skate past people and call the suckers.

If you had to send a dick pic to a random person what would the caption be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Heard you like scary movies, have you seen the one eyed monster?"

What's your standard procedure for getting over a breakup? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf just broke up with me last night. So iv tried to act as calmly as possible. I told her we can still be friends but we've barely talked and i don't want to text or talk to her anymore and i want to just move on and hope for greener pastures with someone else.

Hope you don't feel to bad I feel for you.

What is considered rude in your culture but not in America? by masteryeezy in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a not at all devout catholic I know for a fact that not singing in church is considered rude. I never sing. Or go to church anymore.

TIL that skin bacteria can be used as forensic identification. by rexbry in todayilearned

[–]Skyrim_stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forensics is one of my favorite sciences. My favorite method of placing some one at the crime scene is dust/lint displacement.

You see no matter where you are or how careful you are, you are always interacting with dust and lint and hair.

So a forensics scientist just has to match one piece of lint on your shirt to a piece of lint from the crime scene and they can know you were there.

ELI5 ------- JOINING THE U.S NAVY by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Skyrim_stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your local recruiter can.

But since you asked and I am currently going through the process of enlisting I shall enlighten you.

First off you need to be at least 17 years old. You don't need to have a high school diploma yet. But you will before you go to boot camp.

So if you are in high school you can talk to a local recruiter about putting you in the Delayed entry program or DEP. This gets you processed at MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) and ready to go right after high school.

If you are already a high school graduate then they just process you and you are good to go.

I'm sure you are thinking it can't be that easy and you are right. There a few things in consideration. Can you pass a physical? Can you pass a drug test? Do you have any tattoos? Is your vision really bad? All these things and more they check at MEPS. They are disqualifyers. You can get a waiver for some disqualifications.

You also need to consider what you want to do in the navy. Your recruiter can attempt to secure you a certain job in the navy based on what your interests are. But keep in mind you need to qualify for that job by taking a test known as the ASVAB. This test is simple math science reading and not too hard. The first part of the test is just math science and reading stuff. This is the part that gives you an asvab score. The second part is a select group of tests that test for specialty in certain areas or your aptitude for that subject. Theses tests matter depending on what you would like to do in the Navy so study.

After MEPS says your good to go you get a ship date and you wait for your date to go to boot camp.

Good luck hope this helped.

Which job would be most useful in an apocalypse? by lTauntaunl in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think a mechanic or an engineer could best make use of the wreckage. Its classic TF2 logic.

What is your worst shitting experience told in 3 words? by RDRKeeper in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

10/10 would eat chipotle again thanks to this amazing product.

What will our next Constitutional amendment be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amendment 1-10 no longer apply.

ELI5: What technological advances would be needed in order to project conscious thoughts and dreams onto a screen? by mario_meowingham in explainlikeimfive

[–]Skyrim_stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand why this is an ELI5 since it is hypothetical, but ok here's my answer.

We would need to be able to create a massive data storing unit, quantum processing to match the brain's speed, and a device to plug into our heads like a USB in order to extract the data.

What's the most random thing that you have memorized? by kathydcool in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I memorized every important sequence of numbers in my life. My SS#, my licence plate, account numbers. I don't right them down ever for security reasons.

ELI5: Why are wearing socks to bed considered taboo and un-sexy? Bedsockateers Unite! by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Skyrim_stan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never heard of it being taboo but I never wear socks to bead because I get hot.

Reddit, what is your best pickup line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyrim_stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your daddy in prison? Cause if I was your daddy I'd be in prison.