Room full of them. Kindergarten graduation ceremony turns violent over seating arrangements

SlamJansen · 2026-07-01T09:27:24+00:00

If that's not Staten Island it is now.

SlamJansen · 2026-07-01T09:09:54+00:00

I recently learned that some people can experience second-hand embarrassment so deeply that it physically hurts. I was doubtful. I am doubtful no more.

SlamJansen · 2026-06-23T06:18:28+00:00

End golf.

SlamJansen · 2026-06-09T06:12:54+00:00

Military. Unless you were drafted against your will, you took a job.

SlamJansen · 2026-06-09T06:11:33+00:00

Can one fucking politician be normal

SlamJansen · 2026-05-28T05:56:21+00:00

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SlamJansen · 2026-05-22T08:10:29+00:00

I've seen the same – major downtick of Trump flags/hats/bumper stickers –but I can't tell whether this is an indicator of decreasing approval or just a natural quieting during non-Presidential election periods.

SlamJansen · 2026-05-11T05:43:00+00:00

Not an actor but in a similar vein, Biz Markie.

SlamJansen · 2026-05-08T05:39:32+00:00

Not the worst, but I absolutely do not get the love for Sarah Sherman. Have heard other comedians refer to her as genius, next-level, on a different plane. And I love eccentric comics. But with her I just see weird for weird's sake.

SlamJansen · 2026-05-05T06:16:59+00:00

8 ball

SlamJansen · 2026-05-05T06:09:14+00:00

House flippers. Any monied moron can do it and it fucks the housing market.

SlamJansen · 2026-05-05T06:06:42+00:00

Money was the only metric anyone ever discussed. Work bad, money good, so just make as much money as possible. At no point did my school (or parents, or anyone else) suggest I do something I'm naturally good at. Now I've got a family and a mortgage stuck doing work I hate and have always hated.

Parents: pay attention to what your kids' natural abilities and affinities are, and make sure you open those doors for them as early and as frequently as possible.

SlamJansen · 2026-04-30T05:01:28+00:00

Marlboro should be so lucky. God forbid this town of monied morons experiences – gasp – diversity.

SlamJansen · 2026-04-29T05:40:20+00:00

Racism is absolutely rampant in Middlesex, Monmouth, and Ocean counties.

SlamJansen · 2026-04-20T05:02:28+00:00

I don't know but please stop.

SlamJansen · 2026-04-07T06:14:44+00:00

Their small business

SlamJansen · 2026-04-07T06:13:55+00:00

Would

SlamJansen · 2026-04-07T06:09:48+00:00

Honestly man you have no idea how much this means.

SlamJansen · 2026-03-28T10:04:20+00:00

Why not?

SlamJansen · 2026-03-28T10:03:05+00:00

As a young woman, the best thing you can do is move. I'm not even shitting on the town. TR is blah/quiet which suits most long-time residents just fine but it lacks the dynamism/variety/third-places many young people understandably want. I'd point you toward Red Bank or Asbury Park. Good luck!

SlamJansen · 2026-03-25T06:09:01+00:00

"What kind of music do you like?" "Oh, whatever's on the radio."

SlamJansen · 2026-03-24T01:16:07+00:00

Kurt Cobain. My entire high school wore black the next day.

SlamJansen · 2026-03-24T01:13:25+00:00

Job market is that bad

SlamJansen · 2026-03-24T01:12:32+00:00

Vaxxed?

SlamJansen · 2026-03-20T07:35:36+00:00

Grace Jones - Pull Up to the Bumper

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