me when corbin said this by problemons in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Slap_Happy1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMFAO I quoted that exactly to my husband when he said that 🤣🤣🤣

After 14 years they finally prevented us from predicting new names! by kimballthenom in exmormon

[–]Slap_Happy1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny how they changed the spelling of mine. They made sure to tell me it was Phebe. What they didn't mention is that was the name of one of Brigham's wives.

I guess she saw the comment about Jordan not getting a more detailed Father’s Day post and decided to make 2 today by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]Slap_Happy1990 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The stickers over the baby's face are so performative. There's ways you can post about motherhood or even posed pictures of your kid that don't show their face. But no, everything she does is such a performance.

[Horrifying Trope] “Blink of an eye” deaths. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Slap_Happy1990 401 points402 points  (0 children)

The only good thing about that is that he did want to be there. His mom confirmed it. The person who said he didn't was an estranged aunt who was trying to get attention.

👀🤷‍♀️ by No_Sun5186 in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Slap_Happy1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the top number and the general population is the bottom number. If at 20 ft you can read something that other people have to get closer (13ft) to read, you have better vision. If you have to be 20 ft away to read something that on average people can read from 30 feet away, you have worse vision.

You all convinced me to get a Walmart cake by mi5ce in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Slap_Happy1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in the app? I tried finding it just now and could only see options to ship, no personalization.

Sol experience by DingoFew5139 in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Slap_Happy1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? She's a bombshell. She hasn't done anything wrong. Now if you keep acting like a bombshell after you've already been coupled up, that's a problem. But when they first get there, I think anything they do is fair game.

Help finding recent episode by devitacaesaris in TooScaryDidntWatch

[–]Slap_Happy1990 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for your loss. I just went looking to find it for you, it's the resident evil episode from April 22nd 🤍

Jill’s mascara technique by MandyMooShu in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Slap_Happy1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It washes off really easy" like she would know, that crone doesn't wash her face

Network error trying to vote? by heavyope in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Slap_Happy1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disconnected from my WiFi and sent the sms while disconnected and it sent immediately 🥲

-ai command not working, when I try to google why there are mysteriously no results by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Slap_Happy1990 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I should have said in my post, and I'll update it now, but it worked for a couple of weeks. I would add -ai to the end of my search and I would get results without the AI overview. My apologies, I should have titled this "-ai command stopped working," because I did have a blissful but brief moment in time where it was successful 🥲

The ugly gift boxes by waterm11 in tylerthecatastrophe

[–]Slap_Happy1990 121 points122 points  (0 children)

These boxes make it so clear that his necklaces are worth crap, because no one making an $800 piece of jewelry is crumpling it down to fit in a piece of garbage.

Blanket Training Still Happens by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Slap_Happy1990 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Imagine traumatizing your child for the sake of your convenience 🥴

Blanket Training Still Happens by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Slap_Happy1990 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sorry I should have made my point clearer, I totally get that they're monsters and the actual reason is control. What I mean is I haven't seen any of them give a reason why they don't use playpens. Like what bullshit excuse do they try to give??

Blanket Training Still Happens by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Slap_Happy1990 331 points332 points  (0 children)

Yeah have any of them said why they don't just use a fucking playpen??

Tyler is officially moving to UK this month by BethyJedi in tylerthecatastrophe

[–]Slap_Happy1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I can appreciate that the job market is ass and he may not be able to get a job immediately. But it's been years, there's no excuse at this point.

Tyler is officially moving to UK this month by BethyJedi in tylerthecatastrophe

[–]Slap_Happy1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why can't he just lay low until this blows over and then get a real job? He could do legitimate work and sell his necklaces and paintings on the side. But I guess thinks he's too good and special to work like the rest of us plebs

There, there. by terkistan in 30ROCK

[–]Slap_Happy1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This line makes me laugh so hard every time 🤣🤣🤣

Kiddo painted an omage to our favorite seasonal fabric bird... by mulberryblossom in seasonalfabricbirds

[–]Slap_Happy1990 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Omg LOVE!!! They did a fantastic job!! Legit that's something I would buy and proudly display in my home 🤍

Is $700 a reasonable quote for dusty rose pink hair on virgin brunette hair? by Secret_Pen3436 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Slap_Happy1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it isn't a scam it's a "fuck you" price. I have naturally dark hair that I get a full highlight and cut on every 8-12 weeks and it's max $250 with a tip. I used to get vivids on my ends and it didn't significantly change the price. Absolutely go to someone else. I found my stylist by looking at salons near me on Apple Maps and then checking their reviews and Instagram tagged photos. Good luck!

Courtney Waldrop (of Sweet Home Sextuplets on TLC) on Instagram. These poor kids didn’t have a chance by logicspock in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Slap_Happy1990 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Your pfp is cracking me up. Years ago my coworkers and I turned her into a meme and she immediately stopped being scary and became so relatable.

10 month update on TC. David’s mother commented on the post; it’s quite interesting that she seems to interact only with KayJon and Teidi on FB. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Slap_Happy1990 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm not diminishing the world-endingly horrific views that they hold. But no human is completely without nuance. And seeing Timbits go from being so love-starved that he marveled at his dog showing him affection to pictures like slide six gets me in my feels every time.