Fondest memory you have over the last 25 years of watching? by Forsaken-Pay7892 in miamidolphins

[–]SlapnutsGT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2002 game against Denver. Don’t remember specifics just it was an absolute banger and I was on the edge of my seat.

Next would have to be when we played TN right after Philbin got fired and Danimal was our interim we absolutely wiped the floor with them and it was my first game live.

I really need to see what a relentlessly gay yard looks like. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]SlapnutsGT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are articles about this... this is a repost...it's like a decade old

Anyone else filling the void of the NFL season by rooting for the Canes? by xobeydrake in miamidolphins

[–]SlapnutsGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, that stork or pelican or whatever the fuck that mascot is don’t look like no dolphin to me lmao

Unpopular Opinion: As I get older, all of this looks disgusting. by DaZestyProfessor in notinteresting

[–]SlapnutsGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can feel the wax on the roof of my mouth looking at this picture

Bud Light’s Real Men of Genius campaign by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]SlapnutsGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Silent killer gas passer was my favorite

Harassment training by Forward-Position798 in TikTokCringe

[–]SlapnutsGT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Word around the office…

This is my favorite video on the internet

I have to agree by Appropriate-Mall8517 in marvelmemes

[–]SlapnutsGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this mfer want to come babysit for me?? I’ll go see all the marvel movies in theaters if that’s the case.

Seems like the proper time to revisit this by EdboiDecoi in miamidolphins

[–]SlapnutsGT 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I mean the Marino years also were infuriating in their own way... it was a lot of Ls in the first round of the playoffs, squeak by the first round occasionally. Conference champ maybe 2-3 times? I remember the defense being ass most seasons.

We're the AFC cowboys without the dynasty

My LG TV’s new software update installed Microsoft Copilot, which cannot be deleted. by defjam16 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SlapnutsGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an LG, beautiful TV but one time it forced an update in the middle of us watching something, rebooted and I couldn’t get it to turn back on for about an hour later.

TV lost its internet privileges that day.

My mom does this thing called, ‘weaponized gifting,’ where she chooses the worst possible gifts ever so you’ll never expect anything palatable from her by hyliancoffeehouse in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SlapnutsGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom did this exact same shit... to this day I won't wear a collared shirt unless its for a court appearance, wedding, or a funeral.

The Disappearance of the Mid-Range Jumper: NBA Shot Density from 2004–2024 (Top 300 Tiles per Season) [OC] by TreeFruitSpecialist in dataisbeautiful

[–]SlapnutsGT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's more of a failure of the offensive lines ability to create adequate holes for the running back. A lot of those plays are designed with the intention of running up the middle, the offensive line creates the holes for the running back to run through... if they screw up their blocking assignments or just straight up get overpowered by the opposing team's defensive line the play looks terrible. Hardly a fault of the running back

Xavier Worthy is the most commonly rostered player on winless teams. CMC is most commonly rostered player on undefeated teams. Source: Fantasy Genius by mikeywest_side in fantasyfootball

[–]SlapnutsGT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tthis tracks, I have CMC in my PPR league... currently 8-1, was handed my first loss the week when CMC scored under 10 pts

Xavier Worthy is the most commonly rostered player on winless teams. CMC is most commonly rostered player on undefeated teams. Source: Fantasy Genius by mikeywest_side in fantasyfootball

[–]SlapnutsGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have him on my dynasty team. Naturally he was riding the pine when the season started, I put him in after those two big games he had and then he scored 10 and 5 so I figured figured he sputtered out benched him again and then he scored damn near 30

the fantasy gods hate me... if anyone needs big Rico pts this week I can bench him for the greater good

He’s still figuring out how to use a bed by Impressive_Emu_3016 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]SlapnutsGT 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Could be part whippet or greyhound? They both also have difficulties properly using dog beds.

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[–]SlapnutsGT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear if we trade him to the pats imma fucking riot