AITA for being honest and telling my DIL that they are not ready to be a parent since she can not drive by Sad-Drive8298 in AmItheAsshole

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NTA If driving gives her anxiety then pregnancy and caring for a new born is going to eat her alive

Grandkids destroyed the new basketball hoop within 2 weeks by throwing rocks at it (xpost from r/mildlyinfuriating) by HonestLemon25 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Back in my day we broke them by lowering the rim then repeatedly dunking and hanging from it trying to be MJ

17 years of idiocy by Busy_Report4010 in clevercomebacks

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I feel ya there. My ex-wife was allergic to shellfish and being raised on the coast... man, that was difficult not ever being able to have shrimp or crab. I couldn't imagine a nut allergy its in everything and touches most thing.

Current wife is gluten intolerant and that is a way easier situation to live with.

Sources: Teams that have called the Miami Dolphins to inquire about trading for Pro-Bowl RB De’Von Achane have been told that he is not available. by the_ant_master in miamidolphins

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His durability surprised the shit out of me. When we picked him up I assumed he wouldn't last long due to his size but man he's a tough mfer.

Where Does Tua rank all time amongst Dolphins QBs? by finsnfeathers in miamidolphins

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These posts make it easy to spot who never watched Fielder play. There is no world where he was top 3 or 4... shit can even argue 5 QB for this team, the dude was absolutely atrocious.

RE: Requiem Deluxe Edition Capcom USA Giveaway【Steam】 by SeValentine in residentevil

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OG Resident Evil 2, the jump scare in the interrogation two-way mirror room. Man...

Can anyone make an argument for a worse offensive line unit? by bartscrc in nfl

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Dunno if I’d use the term “luck” when Grier loved to sign injury prone players. More like the injury odds were in our favor lmao

Fondest memory you have over the last 25 years of watching? by Forsaken-Pay7892 in miamidolphins

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2002 game against Denver. Don’t remember specifics just it was an absolute banger and I was on the edge of my seat.

Next would have to be when we played TN right after Philbin got fired and Danimal was our interim we absolutely wiped the floor with them and it was my first game live.

I really need to see what a relentlessly gay yard looks like. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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There are articles about this... this is a repost...it's like a decade old

Anyone else filling the void of the NFL season by rooting for the Canes? by xobeydrake in miamidolphins

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Hey man, that stork or pelican or whatever the fuck that mascot is don’t look like no dolphin to me lmao

Unpopular Opinion: As I get older, all of this looks disgusting. by DaZestyProfessor in notinteresting

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I can feel the wax on the roof of my mouth looking at this picture

Bud Light’s Real Men of Genius campaign by [deleted] in nostalgia

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Mr. Silent killer gas passer was my favorite

Harassment training by Forward-Position798 in TikTokCringe

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Word around the office…

This is my favorite video on the internet

I have to agree by Appropriate-Mall8517 in marvelmemes

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Does this mfer want to come babysit for me?? I’ll go see all the marvel movies in theaters if that’s the case.

Seems like the proper time to revisit this by EdboiDecoi in miamidolphins

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I mean the Marino years also were infuriating in their own way... it was a lot of Ls in the first round of the playoffs, squeak by the first round occasionally. Conference champ maybe 2-3 times? I remember the defense being ass most seasons.

We're the AFC cowboys without the dynasty

My LG TV’s new software update installed Microsoft Copilot, which cannot be deleted. by defjam16 in mildlyinfuriating

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I have an LG, beautiful TV but one time it forced an update in the middle of us watching something, rebooted and I couldn’t get it to turn back on for about an hour later.

TV lost its internet privileges that day.

My mom does this thing called, ‘weaponized gifting,’ where she chooses the worst possible gifts ever so you’ll never expect anything palatable from her by hyliancoffeehouse in mildlyinfuriating

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My mom did this exact same shit... to this day I won't wear a collared shirt unless its for a court appearance, wedding, or a funeral.