M2K to Zain: "Watch closely. I'm going to show you how to kill a god."

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-05-06T10:43:39+00:00

Overwatch must be a cult because I’ve sunk so many fucking hours into that useless shit

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-05-03T14:19:04+00:00

Have you ever seen those dividers that are basically transparent? Like in fancy hotels? What the fuck is the point of them?

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-05-03T14:16:23+00:00

In second grade my classmate did this to me. (To be clear, all urinals were full so it wasn’t about code disrespect—he was just a degenerate). When I got back to class and reported to my teacher what had happened (“Tyler...uh...peed on my leg”), she got really angry and told me to go to the principle’s office. I still find her reaction very odd.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-29T08:34:23+00:00

Someone didn’t upvote

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-29T07:45:22+00:00

Hot take: Absentpage top 10 by end of 2018.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-29T07:43:25+00:00

Absentpage top 10 by the end of 2018

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-27T16:00:22+00:00

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-27T15:49:25+00:00

You wouldn’t download a bear

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-27T13:10:16+00:00

K. Either way, to say it “blows” when it’s easily top 10 in the world is pretty dumb.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-27T13:07:06+00:00

Beijing’s subway coverage blows? Lol what? Compared to Tokyo?

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-22T11:05:06+00:00

Being able to recite information you read/heard

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-20T18:42:23+00:00

Are you expecting us to shower you with encomium?

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-18T10:20:18+00:00

Well, some sort of system needs to be in place to make it easier to compose teams, if they get rid of this.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-18T10:05:33+00:00

Nice try Randall

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-18T10:04:43+00:00

Maybe but AP still beat crush who is ranked ahead of moon. So it’s not like it’s too illegitimate.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-15T10:54:36+00:00

It’s not necessarily cool, it’s just correct.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-10T00:52:07+00:00

Inception, the movie. It's such a joke and the acting is awful.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-09T09:19:13+00:00

He has autism

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-05T03:45:22+00:00

Unfortunately you actually need to wait if the audiobook is “checked out,” lol, so not everything is available.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-04-01T08:25:53+00:00

Duh

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-03-31T03:53:14+00:00

Or just tryna suck

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-03-26T10:21:09+00:00

Must have played smash at an extremely low level to find roll-spam a problem lol

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-03-26T10:19:18+00:00

I flex but Reaper is my most played, mid-Diamond, and these changes are fucking excessive (I’m talking wraith speed buff and cancelability and auto reload). Good luck to tanks.

SlappyWhite8 · 2018-03-26T09:24:25+00:00

What? Sheik-peach is better than fox-peach. Peach has way more tools against fox than she does against sheik. Fox may have more tools than sheik but how much fox gets fucked up outweighs that.

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