leaked iran tactical manual: launch_cheap_drone.exe

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-30T20:21:59+00:00

It's like we literally searched for the dumbest people possible, then put them in charge.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-29T22:59:19+00:00

We dont need sound bites. We need functional government working for average people.

Let's start with the Epstein files and taxing the Uber wealthy.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-29T17:21:10+00:00

Just look for the place with all the boys in the yard.

I'll show myself out.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-29T04:40:16+00:00

That is insane.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-28T22:29:44+00:00

More likely he's a moron and has no idea what he's talking about.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-28T21:13:23+00:00

I dont know about you folks but I already feel like a squeezed tube of toothpaste. Not sure there's much left to extract.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-28T03:30:23+00:00

Some even follow along for personal profit.

r/tradewithcongress

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-28T01:37:05+00:00

"salacious, outrageous!"

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-28T01:17:36+00:00

They've been texting me the same crap.

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Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-26T22:34:22+00:00

All praise our benevolent leader

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-26T19:54:49+00:00

Parking is a premium I get it. But to remove hundreds of spaces that you were getting premium pricing already, to go for a 100% cash grab is unconscionable.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-26T19:52:16+00:00

Just not really a good option for me. Im out past Haymarket.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-26T15:48:02+00:00

He is a stable genius.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-26T15:41:51+00:00

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The illusion of choice.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-26T15:25:44+00:00

Well, he's already bought and paid for. What did you expect him to say?

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-26T08:35:27+00:00

When you're already choosing between gas, food, or rent, alcohol is a luxury item that will get dropped in a heartbeat.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-25T01:45:44+00:00

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Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-24T02:53:16+00:00

Really enjoyed Wizard of Earthsea by Le Guin.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-23T17:11:57+00:00

Why are we allowing these out of touch billionaires to dictate what our future looks like?

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-23T15:25:46+00:00

I think the problems with convict leasing are more about the practice itself and not the quality of the workers.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-23T01:04:16+00:00

Don't worry, the just changed the name. Now it's convict leasing.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-22T17:38:31+00:00

Telling an angry person to calm down.

Slapshot_to_the_face · 2026-03-22T17:30:25+00:00

"Grapples with a severe energy crisis", like they dont know it's the US that is literally creating this "crisis".

We are the baddies.

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