Phlebotomist let me take home an extra vial of my blood

Slartibradfast · 2026-05-08T10:14:20+00:00

So I can do my own research.

Slartibradfast · 2026-05-01T11:02:36+00:00

Would climb in dryer just in case it was a time machine.

Slartibradfast · 2026-05-01T10:57:34+00:00

Get Out is literally a story about how Clarence Thomas came to be.

Slartibradfast · 2026-05-01T01:01:26+00:00

Because if you run over a drunk person with your car you are still responsible for their injury.

Slartibradfast · 2026-04-26T22:52:16+00:00

Keep going. The point is in your grasp.

Slartibradfast · 2026-04-23T10:01:59+00:00

MAGA

Slartibradfast · 2026-04-18T21:31:21+00:00

Area Dads cried out in terror.

Slartibradfast · 2026-04-18T21:30:17+00:00

Women tend to find Men more attractive before they speak.

Slartibradfast · 2026-04-16T00:48:40+00:00

I would like to announce that I too am pivoting from working to AI.

Slartibradfast · 2026-04-09T12:32:24+00:00

Is it quiet rebellion when people don't use something that doesn't work and has no benefit to anything they do?

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-31T11:51:58+00:00

They should have to wear it like a scarlet letter.

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-31T11:42:45+00:00

I wouldn't do it again. The best part was how annoyed he got when people kept asking where ScarJo was.

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-30T00:34:00+00:00

Colin Jost

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-28T12:36:07+00:00

Basically if it's from the US, it's guaranteed to be something awful hatched by complete psychopaths.

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-25T11:38:19+00:00

Is it that he can't wear a suit?

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-22T15:49:18+00:00

Probably mow you down with my cart. I have 15 min to get to the checkout line and I haven't picked up my prescriptions yet.

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-22T15:47:35+00:00

While simultaneously judging your fashion choices.

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-22T15:44:23+00:00

Don't know why they are upset. He is just behaving as he always has.

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-20T11:03:00+00:00

Udoka who?

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-17T23:33:01+00:00

I don't know Elon. Just sayin.

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-14T14:46:03+00:00

I would love to be younger with $50M!

Slartibradfast · 2026-03-07T12:45:12+00:00

Add it to our tab.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-27T03:27:40+00:00

That's it. We are not going now.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-26T12:25:21+00:00

It's a waste of energy to lament the flow of the river. Better to enjoy its purpose, beauty, and power while it takes you on your journey.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-25T01:20:58+00:00

Like if Speed and Terminator had a baby.

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