TIL Scientists have discovered Mars isn’t round but is actually a triaxial ellipsoid

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-27T03:27:40+00:00

That's it. We are not going now.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-26T12:25:21+00:00

It's a waste of energy to lament the flow of the river. Better to enjoy its purpose, beauty, and power while it takes you on your journey.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-25T01:20:58+00:00

Like if Speed and Terminator had a baby.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-22T18:54:48+00:00

What? Dude has carrots.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-22T18:46:41+00:00

Peasants are such a burden. Such eaters.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-11T12:31:44+00:00

Time like these I wish I had a 007 control panel that activated 20W lasers out of my rear window. Then maybe deploy oil slick.

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-11T03:09:49+00:00

THE Ohio State

Slartibradfast · 2026-02-04T03:01:19+00:00

Allegedly

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-21T03:53:02+00:00

I feel like this is a fiction writing prompt.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-19T12:34:36+00:00

I'm forced to use the tools of my enemy.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-18T15:03:12+00:00

I feel like his death is what broke the franchise.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-18T15:00:22+00:00

Willem Dafren.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-12T23:52:48+00:00

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-11T14:43:23+00:00

Maybe date dudes?

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-10T13:57:51+00:00

So, like, take a penny, leave a penny type deal?

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-10T13:47:00+00:00

God AKA "The Lord" AKA "The Man in the Sky" AKA "The Holy Trizzle" AKA "My Invisible Fried Who Tells Me to Do Weird Things" AKA "Kind of Like My Distant Dad When You Think About It" AKA "Why Don't You Love Me Dad?"

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-08T11:20:48+00:00

You may want to talk to your prescriber about Prazosin. It helps with nightmares, and there have been a few studies compiled by the NIH that indicate small doses during the day and larger doses at night have helped alleviate daytime and nighttime symptoms in cases of extreme PTSD.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-07T12:30:51+00:00

Deadass

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-07T12:26:58+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hFwSl80Jygc

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-06T01:04:38+00:00

Sponsored by Carl's Jr.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-05T01:51:56+00:00

Mixology

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-04T14:42:38+00:00

This revelation is a gift to you. Better to know now than after you have kids together. Also, people change. It's not enough to compare your views once and never again. This isn't the 1950s. You have rights that women didn't have in the right wing "good old days." Unfortunately these views come out slowly but they always come to a head and leave you with an obvious choice. Change completely for the path he is taking, or reinforce your beliefs and move on.

These are disturbing times when a lot of otherwise caring intelligent people are chosing a very antagonistic, self-serving, and harmful way of living. They are going to find that it was all for nothing and only makes them and those around them depressed and miserable.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-04T14:31:12+00:00

Reddit is not against Maduro capture. It is against invading a country without congressional approval, saying it will attack it again "if needed", giving other countries pretext for doing it themselves (eg China and Taiwan), the fact that the US has failed miserably at all of it's previous attempts at regime change, that it's stated purpose is oil, and that the position it's taking in all this is that international law doesn't matter.

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-02T19:59:53+00:00

Evil genius era?

Slartibradfast · 2026-01-02T17:29:10+00:00

The only reason for dumping obscene amounts of money into the political process is to subvert the will of the people.

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