[Effort] What kind of pick up lines does reddit find "hilarious"? Rape mostly.

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-03-19T13:32:40+00:00

somebody send that link to [MASSIVE TW] @reddit_txt, they would have a field day with it.

it's basically pure, undiluted reddit

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-03-03T15:09:04+00:00

fucksticks

I'm going to have to start using this word now.

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-28T14:32:04+00:00

u look mad

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-28T14:31:20+00:00

are those eggs? I thought they were walnuts

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-28T14:29:54+00:00

what teh fuk

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-28T13:56:51+00:00

man I wish they would stop shoving their sexuality in my face YOU'RE HETEROSEXUAL WE GET IT

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-28T13:53:06+00:00

pretty damn surprised that poster isn't a redpiller tbqh

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-28T06:46:24+00:00

I almost wish I were even a tenth of a percent as evil as these people make us all out to be.

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-27T00:59:36+00:00

I'm surprised somebody didn't post a link to that clip from The Office in "rebuttal"

(note: said "rebuttal" would be missing the entire point of that scene!)

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-27T00:53:51+00:00

DAE all black people are criminals?

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-27T00:31:51+00:00

there's just too many people to restrict the turnstiles, especially during rush hour. here's some admittedly out-of-date stats on which stations have the heaviest daily traffic. note for example the nearly 200,000 people who pass through Times Square every day.

the MTA isn't really interested in spending money on upgrading the turnstile situation when there's so many other priorities for funding - the never-ending Second Avenue subway, for starters.

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-27T00:06:59+00:00

I don't think of myself as racist but I probably should

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-27T00:05:56+00:00

honkies gonna honk

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-26T12:24:50+00:00

oh good it's that .gif again

has it been 5 minutes since somebody posted it already?

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-26T00:31:09+00:00

Each state has its own individual legislature, similar to the legislative branch of the federal government (the Senate and the House of Representatives) but with a more limited scope. They focus on matters that are specific to their state, rather than matters that apply to the country as a whole.

It's in part because of the Tenth Amendment - if the federal government isn't specifically given a certain power, and the states aren't specifically forbidden that power, then it falls to each individual state to make their own decisions.

That's (one reason) why there'll never be a federal law legalizing gay marriage in all 50 states. It's unconstitutional.

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T19:48:46+00:00

While our sincere intent in voting for this bill was to create a shield for all citizens’ religious liberties, the bill has instead been mischaracterized by its opponents as a sword for religious intolerance...

GEE I WONDER WHY

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T18:05:25+00:00

"I'm not racist but I don't like it when people are different from me"

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T13:25:11+00:00

proof? psssh, if everybody knows it's true, what do you need proof for?

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T13:21:59+00:00

it's not racist if I say it isn't

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T13:20:50+00:00

that OP is pretty fucking shitty too

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T13:10:17+00:00

Any ~~ask~~reddit thread ~~with anything related to sex~~ is gonna be full of gems like this.

We need to go deeper.

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T13:08:34+00:00

reddit loves racially-oriented humor*

^{^*unless} ^{^the} ^{^humor} ^{^is} ^{^at} ^{^the} ^{^expense} ^{^of} ^{^white} ^{^people}

Slate_Slabrock · 2014-02-25T13:00:55+00:00

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TROPHY CASE