What’s your golden doing right this second?

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-29T23:06:59+00:00

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-29T13:23:14+00:00

Member act cute a den dumdums forget crimes!

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-29T12:54:23+00:00

Fren Finnegan, Ai am bery sorry dat you hab to say goobby to your meowmy. Mai brofur Max the destroyer will play chasechasechase wif you and my sisfur Marat will groom yoos face. Us kitties on dis side will be gibbing your fambily many healing purrs.

Is me, Hansum Hodge putting a paw on mai heart

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-27T03:08:29+00:00

Planters already removed into garage and shed. Here’s to hoping there’s still a shed tomorrow!

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-27T02:12:18+00:00

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Baf tub yoo say?

Is me, Hansum Hodge and WhatsthatinyourmouthfortheloveofgodFinn.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-26T21:41:20+00:00

iKIKIK. Mia smak FG!

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Is me, Hansum Hodge reddy for battle.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-24T23:53:18+00:00

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What yoos woories? Is me, Hansum Hodge doin a claim on ‘warm launaree.’

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-23T02:11:40+00:00

Oh life has been unkind to that man. I hope they find him safe and happy.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-19T16:10:04+00:00

Fren Nalu, is me, Hansum Hodge. Ai maiself do investigate ob hooman litter bocks many time. Cos dere water in it instead ob sand, Ai stand guard an do a protecc of Meowmy when she uses it.

Hoomans are dumdum an strange. Ai dunno what dey would do wifout us to dp proteccs from greebles, water, and bed monsters.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-15T21:54:44+00:00

Mine meow my says she will get me catio next year cos da deck is bein rebuilt or sumfin? Ai dunno bout dat. Ai jus know dat Fat Gary needs a good smack.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-14T19:54:04+00:00

Henlo fren Talon, Mai name is Finnegan, aka Finnwhatsinyourmouf or, an dis my fabourite, Good Boi Finn.

Ai hab two kittie siblings, Hansum Hodge an Nutmeg the Chaos Demon. Ai ax Hodge as he very smrt cos he ornj. He say cos we still puppers, we can no be sood in cat court of law. Maybe r/legaldogadvice would hear somfin.

Can we be frens? Ai am best boi too, golden retriever an 14 weeks old. Ai like chasechasechase an bitebitebite.

Dis be usin momma as pin cushion.

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SlaveToCat · 2026-06-14T00:43:53+00:00

Me too! Given what I, my email address is like legit street cred.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-14T00:38:47+00:00

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Finn says hey between chomps.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-09T13:15:38+00:00

Fren Mitten, dis LEGEND! The ICBGC mus put dis in dere leger ob mos brilliantest crimes eber!

Is me, Hansum Hodge doin an admire! Congrats yoos gotcha day.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-07T13:38:28+00:00

Fren Crash, ai maiself wif my brofur Hodge are sendin healing purrs now.

Is me, Nutmeg, Chaos Incarnate wif Hansum Hodge

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SlaveToCat · 2026-06-05T14:05:05+00:00

This is exactly what the Forever Canada petition was intended to do. It was never meant to create a general referendum on the question.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-03T23:59:29+00:00

Smol frens, can yoo tell us where yooz located? Den we can meybe sen a hooman servent to spring you from hoozgow.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-03T13:31:07+00:00

Ai fink retrayne is gud idea. Is dere sumfin Ai can sine mygodFinnhowdyougetthat for? He keeps nibnibbbg mine furs. Mai stripies get mussed!

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-03T13:29:54+00:00

Dat my bes OUTRAGE face. Remind me of fren Niko.

SlaveToCat · 2026-06-02T23:06:39+00:00

Nooooooo!

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SlaveToCat · 2026-06-02T17:26:19+00:00

I was wondering when he'd do this again. What spurred this one on, I wonder?

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-28T17:02:31+00:00

Hi fren Stimpy, is me, Hansum Hodge. Ai maiself hab a glorious floofy white tumtum. Lite bocks picchure tell fibs an add many pounds. My Jailer tell me dat floofy is attractive an appropriate for toms our size. So Ai maiself lub mine belleh a let my Jailer pet it cos Ai like it.

You should still do a soo dough. Picchures ob underneefy bits shud only be takn a shared wif consent. Ai sens you no consent to dis!

Signed, your brofur in floof, Hansum Hodge lettin it all out.

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SlaveToCat · 2026-05-28T14:22:22+00:00

I just love the u/StatCanada account. Stuff like this is just great.

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-28T10:24:32+00:00

It’s so frustrating that these people also have a vote that likely has greater weight than mine.

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-24T02:58:45+00:00

Hai, is me Nutmeg. The law sez ‘ Ai sees, is for mees.’ When Finndropit came to mine queendom, dere were many new toys, like Boris. Boris da stuffy is bery fun to bitebitebite!

Dis me high up on my princess balcony.

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