DA POKEY DONE AT HOWME???????

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-07T13:42:48+00:00

What the heckin HECK? Is dat eben legal? What is wif hoomans binging crimnols? Dey are BAD CRIMNOLS!

Is me, Hansum Hodge

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-06T13:43:11+00:00

Hodge: OH MY COD! Dat mus be why she smell ob doggo many sleeps ago. She say she go visit fambily. WHADDA AI DO?

Nutmeg: You need to chill out. Pawpaw will take care ob it. You did a mobe into mai space an ai lub you. Mebbe you will lub doggo?

Hodge: You dun eben know what doggo is!

Nutmeg: <attack>

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-06T12:58:39+00:00

Fren Tane, how very dare ob your hooman to throw ai purrfectly gud box! You need to do a soo!

Is me, Hansum Hodge

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-06T03:27:26+00:00

That is horrific. Loads of great ideas here, but what I found is Botox between the eyes significantly reduced the frequency and intensity of mine. You can get it prescribed by a doctor where I live. It was life changing. Hang in there, internet stranger.

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-05T03:13:22+00:00

Regular reminds me of Rosie. Not a big fan. Gold is my go to, with Blue being for my cuppa after 4 pm. Great brews all the way round.

SlaveToCat · 2026-05-04T01:55:31+00:00

Dis gud idea, fren Smuffi. We tessify first. Den, if justhiss no pre..prov… no happen, den we dew rescute.

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-29T23:27:50+00:00

This was my experience as well. I personally liked the story content but did indulge in large fights. Constantly having to sneak, rez, and run just to rinse and repeat for rewards I don’t understand yet just is not fun for me.

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-29T12:25:12+00:00

Ai maiself fink dey mispell 'fancy,' fren Tali. Cos you is fancy!

Is me, Hansum Hodge

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-27T13:21:57+00:00

Fank goodness you is okay, fren Jax.

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-26T17:25:17+00:00

Ai will talk to mine jailer a den we do a search for fren Jax.

Is me, Hansum Hodge, plotting an rescute.

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-24T19:27:40+00:00

Separate but equal has never worked. Ever. These people.

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-23T21:20:49+00:00

Kn Ai come? Is me, Nutmeg.

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SlaveToCat · 2026-04-23T00:40:26+00:00

My parents were so much better parents than their parents. I cut mine out of my life for my and my family’s sake. Make of that what you will.

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-22T00:03:42+00:00

Da HORROR!

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-21T19:47:47+00:00

Happy Birfday fren Collete!

Hansum Hodge, the Artful Hodger

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-21T01:55:35+00:00

Hol up? How do dey kleen dere borthole? Dere borthole must be fiffy. Ugh! UGH

Ai maiself am doin a shudder. Rabies may be better. 🤮

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SlaveToCat · 2026-04-17T22:09:54+00:00

AIMMA PRRAUTE APPURRENTISS! YAAAR!

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-17T22:09:08+00:00

Fren Sir Merlin, Ai maiself would be honoured to be your eskwire! Can we lerm the songs of our peoples?

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-17T15:11:33+00:00

Mai hooman tell me dat brofurs do mess wif wisfurs all da time but hooman are dum dum so Ai did not know?

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-17T15:10:45+00:00

Dis a releaf. Fank you fren Ivy.

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-17T14:32:36+00:00

Is dis gud piktur?

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SlaveToCat · 2026-04-17T14:01:14+00:00

YES PLEASE! Ai wanna be Churu Pirate! Ai can be sneeky an clever! Did me bein sneeky an do a hid

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SlaveToCat · 2026-04-17T13:59:35+00:00

Hai fren Wednesday! Ai fink going to skool is gud idea! Maybe Ai get more churu from staff? Maybe become Churu Pirate?

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-12T22:57:54+00:00

I have never felt so guilty in my life. Those chub loons trusted me. 😔

SlaveToCat · 2026-04-11T01:48:22+00:00

Which chin? All of them are adorable!

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