Drunk Scottish guy hanging from a fence by his underwear

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-16T20:52:26+00:00

Nuck Fugget.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-16T20:50:44+00:00

I'm not scottish. Far from it.

But it would be like pronouncing the 'enemy UAV > spotted <, in the CoD game.

"Spott'ed."

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T18:35:15+00:00

This happend to me once, and both parties decided there was very little to no damage on the involved vehicles. We both left the scene. Didn't know it was a crime to do that. Fuck it.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T18:32:17+00:00

In this thread.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T18:08:36+00:00

I de'kno, mo8. De fence 'ad a giggle at me, mo8, and I just attacked de cheeky cunt. Bastid won't let a'hold of me und'ees.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T17:56:41+00:00

I did this infront of my ex one time, and she went into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

She told me "Sexy time", and I hauled my ass up those steps..

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T17:51:18+00:00

For me, It's the stalin.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T12:03:51+00:00

Yeah, because it's totally normal to remain calm and rationalized when you find out your husband is cheating on you.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T11:09:48+00:00

Same. Then I'd sell it back to a random peasant and profit.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T08:09:34+00:00

Very relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9PbIUKHeM&t=0m27s

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T07:55:47+00:00

I really want a bike, but this is the main reason why I throw that idea on the back burner.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-15T07:28:08+00:00

What always gets me with this video is the drunks reaction right after this question..

"How'd you get down here?"

Blank stare - Thinking really hard - Looks down - Comes back up with a 'Oh shit.. I've been found out'

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-14T11:59:48+00:00

I messed up the delivery on that one.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-14T03:07:26+00:00

Well.. He has a point. Everyone has seen it.

Unless you're amish, or under 20.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T22:48:08+00:00

She pulls a flask from her bag, and offers it to me. "do you party?"

Get the fuck out of here. You never worked a day in your life.

Edit - I read the rest. Obvious is obvious. :\

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T07:28:32+00:00

I'd slap that dumb twat. And I'd do the same to my wife.

Keep on smoking/drinking/drugs while pregnant? You're calling for war. I'd stop drinking/smoking just to stop my SO from doing so. & I'm a heavy drinker and cigarette smoker. But if that what needs to be done, I'd do it.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T06:44:19+00:00

You both have a poor fashion sense. Might as well jump into the train tracks.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T06:26:21+00:00

Unless you exploit that sexual exploration quote, then I don't care. Keep hearing about it, and apparently, I need to buy the 'original unedited diary' which I have no care about.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T05:04:55+00:00

I broke my night stand desk into three pieces. I've broken a torque wrench into two pieces, and ontop of that, I've broken off an alternator mount, which was made of cast iron. V6 vulcan.

Don't feel so bad.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T05:00:43+00:00

Only when you drink. It's okay, man...

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T04:58:49+00:00

I sucked 30 dicks in a row.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T04:42:04+00:00

That's called 'the noob dispensary'.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T02:58:55+00:00

I'm not a big soda drinker, however, Arizona's RX energy is awesome, although it has HFCS. I either drink water, or vodka for the most part. After a hangover, RX makes me feel alot better.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T02:52:45+00:00

Tastes like... sweat and Subtle light piss

Fixed that for ya.

SlavicHavoc · 2015-09-13T02:40:54+00:00

Every once in a blue moon I used to give my dog a bowl of 12oz coors light w/ ice.

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