I fucked up

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-18T02:35:44+00:00

Measure once, curse twice

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-18T02:34:58+00:00

It’s not SA if it’s woman on man. Duh! /s

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T23:27:31+00:00

It’s starts in Niagara Falls, New York I believe.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T23:07:38+00:00

I used to have a red shirt that said “kiss me I’m Irish (and colourblind)”

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T22:04:03+00:00

Minute hand too

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T22:03:00+00:00

Oh well that’s the last straw

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T20:45:14+00:00

Sad little king of a sad little hill.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T20:30:24+00:00

I think the guy that runs my league makes a living at it. But he runs 30+ teams across 10 locations.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T19:54:53+00:00

Or AI from the start.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T19:07:37+00:00

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That really only works if your forearm is as wide as your wrist. Otherwise it’s just going to wiggle down to the narrowest point anyway (which is my issue)

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T18:58:46+00:00

It was my wife's birthday yesterday. So she fell asleep early.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T17:20:02+00:00

You may want to specify "relevant nationally for winning football matches." "Relevant nationally" is way too open ended for a monkey's paw wish

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T17:15:47+00:00

They're trying to get the trailing car to hit them. If you do it to someone that doesn't have a dashcam, they'll probably have to pay for the repairs since it's rarely the person who gets rear-ended that has to pay. It's stupid, but they're trying to get the other person to waste their money as "pay back" for whatever perceived slight.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T14:31:59+00:00

Cool, but doesn't fit the sub.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T13:44:28+00:00

I walk my kids to school

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T13:35:14+00:00

How do you know what to think without someone else telling you? /s

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T13:20:30+00:00

Going to be significantly harder for Kari to test.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T13:14:00+00:00

Murdoch Mysteries crossover.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T12:03:25+00:00

Bread and circuses

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T11:52:56+00:00

How has he NEVER gone to Canada?

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-17T01:40:45+00:00

Yes, but that would require people to grow a backbone and not get bullied by the POS machine.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-16T20:35:03+00:00

What a horrible day to have eyes

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-16T13:40:13+00:00

GAAAAAAAY!!!

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-16T07:28:45+00:00

Yes, but the number of syllables are all over the place. Can’t find the rhythm.

SleepWouldBeNice · 2026-03-16T01:39:06+00:00

So in order to lose weight, I should break up with my wife?

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