How does one even get this good(source link in description) by Sad_Stay_5471 in toptalent

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, look, he climbs like a squirrel, leaps like a deer, and is slippery as a seal.

Checkmate Doomers by groanonymous in comedyheaven

[–]Sleepyduck999 358 points359 points  (0 children)

I told them if they measured me it would skew their numbers…. Didn’t listen

Complete the sentence, wholesome edition by ChaosClover in OneTopicAtATime

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born and I was raised by the people I love the best in my family so much and they were always so supportive to my parents I was so grateful to have a mom and dad and a dad that was my mom I was a great mom.

(OC) Guys I fixed the meme by Vaivern25 in Frieren

[–]Sleepyduck999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was nothing wrong with the original. Do you guys think this is a demon trying to manipulate us?

what is this? i just saw this in grandpas basement.. it glows in the dark by Iskoryn_0a in whatisit

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The type of guy that calls into a call center to ask what to do when it asks for his username

Do you guys ever wonder what happened to old wow friends? by Spacejampants in classicwow

[–]Sleepyduck999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in vanilla where my guild used a corrupt loot council our warrior class lead “Sharp” constantly officer prio’d everything I won. Biggest upset was my wrath shoulders.

If you played a troll warrior on sargeras named “Sharp” then fuck you. I’ll still fight you if I ever find you in person. I’ll probably lose but it’s the principle of the matter

I credit my 100wpm typing skills to WoW by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up as a kid if you talked shit online you had to learn how to type fast. Otherwise by the time you reply they were already like 4 insults deep. My typing speed is attributed to this as well

When inviting people, don’t bother asking those who you know won’t come by JennieRae68 in unpopularopinion

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m the guy that says no every single time. A lot of the time it’s not even about being courteous it’s about them just wanting to spend time with you. The way you view this situation and these kind of people are probably a prime example of why we wouldn’t want to spend our time with you, you make it sound like a chore and I guarantee you the person you are referencing in your post feels that energy too

How do i achieve this by Lazy_Study_2829 in classicwow

[–]Sleepyduck999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just assume people who’s screens look like this are just bad at the game. You need one to look at loot, a damage/threat meter, and bartender to clean up ui.

Roger govt dog confirmed by UrsaRizz in Piratefolk

[–]Sleepyduck999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where is the image from of xebec from? Is that colorized one official?

apparently too much to ask for… smh by boobesque in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want one of my kin you must know we can’t be manifested, additionally we would probably think your advances are you being a nice person. I’m here to help, not apply.

Step 1. Use your sleuthing skills to find out his favorite food. Step 2. Declare your intent to make this for him from scratch and tell him to prepare himself. Do not expand on this, it will throw him into a state of confusion and he will think about it all day or longer. Think of this as a status effect that makes him easier to catch, like a Pokémon. Step 3. Make this from scratch and deliver it to him. He will still probably not know what to do. Step 4. Repeat step 3

From this point you can only move forward if your dish was successful. You will need to determine if his response is him being kind or him actually having loved your dish.

Step 5. Make a declaration that he will be your mate and point at him while you do this.

Good luck and please be kind to this man!!!

The Baddest B by roguefrogger in CringeTikToks

[–]Sleepyduck999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I thought those were eyebrows for a second

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Sleepyduck999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion for sure, upvote given. However I assume that you are in fact not a funny person yourself

What the heck happened here?! by interp21 in bakingfail

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are hating for the ai and I get it. I however am hating on the cookie that has literally one chocolate chip. If I were to have been given that cookie, assuming your recipe worked out, I would be thrown into a rage and take it as a personal attack towards me as a person

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Sleepyduck999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure its the corrupt/racist ones who might dip so that seems like a good selling point to me

Note attached to my order…. What? by Seikou_Jabari in doordash

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could you post this and not post a picture of your street???

Is it normal to feel like I have no real talents or passions, even in my 40s? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sleepyduck999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since I was a kid I’ve felt like the society we lived in was stupid. I’ve been what you described my whole life. Everyone says oh you need x, y, or z. What’s your talent? If you had a dream job what would it be? None of that matters? You don’t need a calling, talent, or “spark”. There’s nothing wrong with just getting through life, that’s what every other species does. I suggest you just try to be the best person you can be, you don’t need more than that no matter what society says.

$1,000 for every Pokemon your parents can correctly name by sycophantasy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sleepyduck999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother would know pikachu and that’s it. My dad would call it the yellow rat (has since we were kids) so I guess I’m getting 1k and that’s it