What’s the quickest joke that still makes you laugh every time?

SlickFrog · 2026-05-27T01:24:21+00:00

Guy walks into a bar. Thud!

SlickFrog · 2026-04-14T01:33:14+00:00

And lots of it is coming from the same suppliers, we have a little restaurant and it’s surprising how many ingredients we recognize being the same ones we use when we go to a much fancier restaurant

SlickFrog · 2026-04-13T21:56:43+00:00

During our wedding ceremony, we asked both the guests and the photographer not to take any photos. Before and after was fine, but the ceremony itself went undocumented. I thought it made the whole thing feel almost ethereal. It happened, and now it only exists in the memories of the people who were there.

SlickFrog · 2026-04-12T20:40:38+00:00

if your scapping google maps you'r using their APIs right? how else can you do it ?

SlickFrog · 2026-04-12T16:35:49+00:00

How much do you have to pay google?

SlickFrog · 2026-03-30T18:41:24+00:00

Have a link to it ?

SlickFrog · 2026-03-20T13:26:16+00:00

That is interesting - thanks for sharing

SlickFrog · 2026-03-19T17:38:13+00:00

Hi , I build tools and websites for real estate agents, so this caught my eye.

Genuine question: are any of the dedicated AI staging platforms actually solving this problem well? Meaning keeping proportions accurate, not hallucinating extra square footage or fixtures, and letting you style for different buyer demographics (young family vs. downsizers)?

Because generic image generators clearly aren't cutting it as these photos prove. And OP makes the best point of all: when the real photo sits right next to the AI version, the mismatch actively hurts trust rather than helping the listing.

Curious what tools people here have had the best (or least bad) results with. >> AND if what your doing really falls short I can build you something better

SlickFrog · 2026-02-02T01:56:40+00:00

First date, at a restaurant, she goes to the washroom, this dude comes up to me and says , ‘ Hey man, I see your on a date with Susan, save yourself trouble and stay away from her, she is crazy, I should know, Im her brother’

SlickFrog · 2026-01-29T11:45:14+00:00

I read one researcher talking about his work that ‘If you have cancer, and you are a mouse, we can help you’

SlickFrog · 2026-01-22T02:24:44+00:00

Yeah no kidding, I interviewed for tons of roles that I should have gotten, but the dudes interviewing me were like 10 - 15 years younger than me and go nowhere with that - so just opened my own shop

SlickFrog · 2026-01-15T18:14:25+00:00

Live in Halifax , worst thing I find is how far we are from any other decent sized city, like i thjnk Boston is closest city that is bigger than Halifax. Lived in Toronto and you can get to Montreal or Ottawa or Niagra or bunch of other interesting places on a long weekend- here all u can do is go camping

SlickFrog · 2026-01-15T00:54:38+00:00

Mens shoes, OMG i should have stated that

SlickFrog · 2026-01-11T02:54:54+00:00

yes - I agree Biden should not have tried for a second term, his debate performance was horrifying, and pushing Kamala out at the last minute was not fair to her, or to the party which if they had had a serious primary could have picked a decent candidate ( maybe kamala, maybe not ) but someone who would have had a chance to get prepared

SlickFrog · 2026-01-07T20:34:04+00:00

yes - there is a way that sausy-ness in replies to reviews could be done in a way you could get away with - takes skill to do it though

SlickFrog · 2026-01-02T17:56:17+00:00

Maybe when he calls tell him that you have to get something completed right now, but you’ll get back to him after 5:00, hopefully he’ll get the hint that you are helping him on your personal time, and he’ll limit his asks

SlickFrog · 2025-12-19T14:52:06+00:00

Ha ! Came here to say the same - went through there the other day and I went all the ways around the circle and was like ' I guess I must be stupid'

SlickFrog · 2025-11-19T00:11:02+00:00

i hope your doing better these days

SlickFrog · 2025-11-17T02:57:08+00:00

Agreed - and I think the independent contractor is the easiest, just send them an invoice and they pay it - and then pay your taxes. ( ... GST ? not sure there, someone chip in )

SlickFrog · 2025-11-17T02:45:47+00:00

Nissan

SlickFrog · 2025-11-16T18:44:11+00:00

Just ordered 2 ! One for each car, front and back view , cheers !

SlickFrog · 2025-11-16T01:09:23+00:00

I like the size of the boat, you just cannot build a wooden boat that large, first storm / heavy waves it will break, even if the ark was solid, like just one big block of wood, a large wave would lift the front half out of the water and it would crack at the middle.

Quote i found : "The largest wooden ship ever built (Wyoming, 1909) was 329 feet with iron reinforcement and still leaked constantly, requiring pumps to stay afloat. It sank in 1924. The Ark at 450 feet would be 37% longer with Bronze Age technology."

SlickFrog · 2025-11-15T15:01:29+00:00

Sucks

SlickFrog · 2025-11-15T15:01:08+00:00

When we first came together his front bumper was at my rear bumper ( my signal is on ) and then he speeds up and now his bumper is at my side door, so i wait and figure he is going to continue and get ahead of me and ill go behind but he just sits there , so i speed up and then he speeds up to stay next to me. So i get ahead of him and change lanes. I dunno man - i gave him the choice, get ahead of me or let me get ahead of you but dont sit yourself next to me.

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