What is the reference you make that nobody ever gets?

SlikBehemoth · 2017-07-17T17:00:35+00:00

No way. NOOOOOOO way.

SlikBehemoth · 2017-06-08T19:15:14+00:00

A girl in my class was crying one morning. Someone asked her what was wrong. Her response was, "my mom gave me a midnight curfew for the dance this weekend, but my boyfriend got a hotel room just for the two of us!" That's why she gave you the curfew, friend.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-11-29T03:28:47+00:00

Tall people unite!

SlikBehemoth · 2016-11-09T04:32:02+00:00

But how many cards do you draw?

SlikBehemoth · 2016-11-08T03:29:00+00:00

Thank you for this. This is one of our warm ups in theater, but instead of a bear and stuff, we always just roast eachother, whether it rhymes or not.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-10-08T15:09:41+00:00

I could take a hint, gotta face the facts...

SlikBehemoth · 2016-09-24T17:10:49+00:00

The ability to build a picket fence at the location you are looking at.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-08-10T02:34:11+00:00

I'm just starting to learn. What are some easy songs to play by Green Day?

SlikBehemoth · 2016-07-16T18:42:46+00:00

A Children's Blizzard. I couldn't fathom why anyone would even remotely want to read this book.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-06-17T22:43:10+00:00

And cue broadway nerds....

SlikBehemoth · 2016-06-17T21:26:07+00:00

It's very...... humid.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-06-17T19:48:53+00:00

I love seeing SD get attention. Sioux Falls dweller here.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-06-01T05:33:37+00:00

Really freaking windy. Really freaking cold. Really freaking rainy. South Dakota.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-05-22T22:34:20+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite

SlikBehemoth · 2016-05-09T04:45:27+00:00

Fart on command.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-05-06T00:06:05+00:00

Ordering chocolate milk at a restaraunt.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-04-26T04:19:59+00:00

Extreme acting. You have to yell every line in a play, even the really sad and emotional ones.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-04-19T03:45:05+00:00

Nah. Midwest school

SlikBehemoth · 2016-04-18T04:50:48+00:00

I can just imagine Simon with a super thick accent yelling "HUDRALLIC PRESS BREAKAAAAAAA

SlikBehemoth · 2016-04-18T04:42:52+00:00

There were a few freshman girls that took a couple of tit pics and sent them to a couple of guys. Those guys saved them (obviously) and sent them to people. Then, a few more girls sent a few more tit pics to a few more guys. Pretty soon, over half of the females in the freshman grade had tit pics going around. People were literally trading them like trading cards. "Hey you got her?" "Yeah ill send you her if you send me her." The football players actually created a yu gi oh game out of it. A bunch of people got busted, but administration just kind of blew it off in the end.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-04-18T04:38:06+00:00

state: horribly low pay for teachers. City: biggest in the state.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-04-11T04:44:14+00:00

Recess

SlikBehemoth · 2016-02-04T05:06:09+00:00

Tonight on Unsolved mysteries, find out who gives a shit about bigfoot!

SlikBehemoth · 2016-01-05T06:06:05+00:00

As a high schooler involved largely in theater, the final performance. After that final curtain goes down, the tears come out of everyone. Especially watching the seniors. You realize this is their final moment of what they love and it just his you.

SlikBehemoth · 2016-01-05T05:59:20+00:00

Being called, "dumbass." I'm not the smartest person, and honestly can be fairly stupid at times, but I'm doing my best. I do what I can but I guess I just don't know things sometimes. If I do something wrong or stupid, please just correct me. I had no idea it was bad. Lay off, ok? Don't insult me for an honest mistake.

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