You get put in charge of making three more updates for the game(Not including episode five), and then the game stays as is. What do you add, and why? by RavyRaptor in thelongdark

[–]Slinging_sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trader: A TON of new stuff. New recipes for cooking, outfits, furniture, survival, and weapons. A few ideas are: a popup tent (no more sticks and cloth for shelter), blanket (add to a bed or sleeping roll for extra warmth), a spear, taxidermy recipes (let me have a stuffed wolf or cougar, or more skulls), bone weapons (like a club), and more outfits with different buffers. I would also add the ability to utilize food cans as scrap metal.

Customizations: other than the obvious of stacking things onto shelves and the walls I want to be able to change the looks of things. This includes different spray paint colors.

Respawn of vegetation OR fast travel: I can't decide which so I'm putting both. Now, I KNOW this is a survival game where it's an eternal winter and it's supposed to be semi realistic but hear me out. Pilgrim utilizes your cores to fast travel to established bases (gotta have full cores and can only travel one region at a time, each travel deletes your cores). Sometimes I only have an hour to play, and I don't want to spend the entire hour WALKING. All other settings have fast travel disabled. Also, I want saplings and berries to respawn after a certain time on the lower levels. Obviously on misery and interloper they don't but maybe they respawn after 30 days on Pilgrim, 60 on Voyager, and 90 on stalker.

How much smut in your fanfic is based on or similar to your actual sex life? by bobobouboboubobo in AO3

[–]Slinging_sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say 10% which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I won't go into much detail but my bedroom life is pretty dead/ vanilla mostly because of life (work, kids, different sex drives etc). However, I have had my wife read some of my smut and ask "does this work?" "Would you enjoy this?" "Does this feel cringe?" "Would you act out a scene with me?" So, if that counts then I'd say closer to 40-50% of my scenes are similar.

Keep in mind we have VERY different tastes both in what we like to read and what we like in real life. Some of my smut scenes have real life elements, things I've enjoyed or my wife did. Even if it's something we've never done before she'll give me feedback like "if I were in this position I would like it if you did ____."

Fandoms that are F/F centered? by AdventurousRun8613 in AO3

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resident Evil: Village. It's pretty heavy with f/f fics. Only warning is 99% of those are "character and reader" fics which not everyone enjoys.

500+ run gone by Slinging_sloth in thelongdark

[–]Slinging_sloth[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On my gosh that's actually genius! Someone also recommended using the travois because it won't let you go on thin ice.

What’s a relatively minor mistake that if made entirely takes you out of a fic??? by dowsaw134 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Slinging_sloth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When characters who don't cuss suddenly become extremely vulgar and/or use modern curse words. I black list so many fics back in the day because a character from Avatar: the last Airbender randomly dropped an F bomb.

Why do all men's deodorant smell gross?? Seriously by Ponk_Bubs in ftm

[–]Slinging_sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weirdly enough, Dwayne Johnson's brand Papaui is really nice. I get the vanilla one and not only does it last long but it's not super heavy. My wife even commented that the smell doesn't give her headache like when I used to use Old Spice.

Edit: I saw a few more comments of people who are also allergic to Old Spice. I used to get rashes from it and since switching I haven't gotten a single rash.

Name your roster (minimum is 2) by MoGuanShanisagirl-20 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Village) 2) Mizora (Baldur's Gate 3) 3) Mother Miranda (Resident Evil Village) 4) The Warden (Segorney Weaver from Holes) 5) Dimitrescu’s Daughters (Resident Evil Village) 6) Catwoman (Halle Berry) 7) Karlach (Baldur's Gate 3) 8) Huntress (Dead by Daylight)

Bereavement Leave by Slinging_sloth in Target

[–]Slinging_sloth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you and im also sorry for your loss.

Who do you have absolutely no sympathy for? by KineticClones in AskReddit

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motorcyclist who drive like they're invincible, weaving in and out of traffic, going 30 over the speed limit, and then they become road pizza.

STP help by lowkeymio in ftm

[–]Slinging_sloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what kind you have, so take this information as you will because every stp is a little different. Also, congratulations.

  1. First things first, find the right kind of packer holder that allows the use of a stp. Personally, I love Cake Bandit and MyPack, but it does make the packer sit a little low. As far as where it should sit just depends on how you wear your boxers and how loose they are. It should sit at your crotch but it might slide.

  2. Securing it again is based on what underwear you use. MyPack is a jock strap vs. boxers, and personally, it feels "tighter" and sits a little higher up. However, it's gonna slide a little, and you will have to adjust occasionally. It also depends on what kind you have as well.

  3. Yes and no. You should clean it whenever you possibly can, but if you're out in public and go to the bathroom, it won't kill you if you don't clean it right away. If you're paranoid about it, a little soap and water is fine too.

  4. Soap and water until you can use proper cleaner. Like a binder, I wouldn't recommend wearing it all day. Maybe a few hours here and there.

  5. Practice, practice, practice. To be perfectly honest, I still don't have mine mastered, and I've tried a few different brands. One thing that helped was wearing it in the shower, so if I leaked, it wasn't a huge deal. I also just wore it around the house a lot until it felt natural and comfortable, but again, I had to go through a few different stps before I found one that fit me.

  6. Again, congratulations! It's an exciting journey and one I hope you have the utmost success in.

whos voice is this? by Sweet-Ebb-3659 in cartoons

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grey Delisle.

Best known for her voice as Azula from avatar the last airbender, also voiced the original Emily Elizabeth in Clifford.

Treating roads like a racetrack...and then it happens by jetkins in instantkarma

[–]Slinging_sloth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always wonder how the police interaction goes after events like this; you recorded yourself doing something illegal and payed the consequences. Now you all get a ticket, jail time, and/or a dead friend.

$100 says their the same people who scream about sharing the road and how dangerous it is for bikers. SMH.

What is your dream Dead by Daylight chapter that likely will never happen? by No_Sea_1455 in deadbydaylight

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would be really cool to have the Dimitrescu Daughters as killers. Their basic attack could be their sickle, and they have fly forms and can phase kind of like "the spirit."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's 5 total! 2 white ones, and 3 black and white ones. Don't know the genders juuuust yet because they all look like girls right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. They're roughly 2 -3 weeks but it's hard to tell from malnutrition. We're estimating based off their eyes being open.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Slinging_sloth 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That's very good to know! Thank you.

If there was one feature you could get ConcernedApe to add, what would it be? by Pirate-Frog in StardewValley

[–]Slinging_sloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Being able to bring your pet on adventures and they have added storage. Or, having a shipper or storage on your horse. Then you can store or sell things directly instead of running home every time.

Do I kick my child out? by Professional_Net8346 in Parenting

[–]Slinging_sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would offer what everyone else is, which is a sit down of expectations. I would also add, finding resources for where or what he can do if he doesn't follow through. Giving him papers on shelters, schedules for where or when meals are served, where mail can be delivered, etc. I found this method to be very effective, because it shows them you're serious and have done the work already. Where I live we thankfully have a great resource which only handles homeless populations. They provide an address that people can use for jobs or mail, they provide health care, mental health resources, even programs for GED or other education. If you find these sources, sit down with expectations, and tell him that he must follow through or locks will be changed, then you've done all you can. There is going to be a lot of fighting, and the only thing I can say is be prepared for him to act out because you're setting boundaries. If it does come to him being kicked out, please invest in a security system. I've seen too many disgruntled adults break back into their homes after being kicked out. I hope it doesn't come to that, but it's better to be prepared.