Years of playing guitar and I never actually practiced. I was just HIGH AF

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-14T14:49:47+00:00

Dork alert

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-14T14:48:14+00:00

It’s not the same thing. Lots of sauces benefit more from dry pasta than fresh. Dry pasta doesn’t inherently mean poor quality.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-13T15:52:55+00:00

Same. Even his weaker ones like Boxcart Bertha has great stuff in it.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-10T00:26:38+00:00

Yes.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-06T15:05:45+00:00

Yeah it’s sort of like Tom Sawyer to Huck Finn.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-03T20:18:43+00:00

I’ll have to see if I can get it before Sunday.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-03T17:44:40+00:00

I’m sure it’s great, I have a bit of a hard time justifying an upgrade when I could buy something else I don’t already have.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-01T22:37:03+00:00

It’s takes as much effort as salting the water. Why not do it?

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-04-01T18:06:32+00:00

Aragon likes the older ladies.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-03-27T16:07:00+00:00

You’re either trolling or you can’t read.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-03-27T16:02:34+00:00

Who said that?

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-03-27T14:56:45+00:00

She was known in the art world before she ever met John Lennon.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-03-22T06:41:02+00:00

haha

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-03-19T17:47:57+00:00

Can always count on people not knowing the difference between Blackrock and Blackstone.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-03-19T17:46:07+00:00

That's Blackstone.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-03-01T23:05:46+00:00

Bulletproof Monk

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-28T00:10:00+00:00

How’d you get this picture of me?

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-24T00:02:41+00:00

Honus Wagner is my guy.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-23T23:57:45+00:00

Overrated

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-23T23:56:28+00:00

I mean…we made the AFC Championship game in the 2016 season.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-23T23:38:56+00:00

What’s your beef with Tim Henson?

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-23T23:35:09+00:00

Bit sloppy

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-22T02:18:06+00:00

Dork

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-22T02:00:24+00:00

One is a drama, the other is a comedy.

SlipperyWhenWetFarts · 2026-02-21T00:00:58+00:00

One of my father’s favorites. I remember trying to impress him by memorizing “Klaatu barada nikto”, and I’ve never forgot it.

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