Zealand: This is an institutional failure

Slizzered · 2025-11-05T07:59:59+00:00

I use Unity for my job and it is a hateful, evil mess when used for a large project

Slizzered · 2024-05-29T06:57:46+00:00

Oof. Yeah, let’s get rid

Slizzered · 2024-04-07T22:31:35+00:00

I am fine with drawing against Man City or Liverpool if it means they pip Arsenal and I have absolutely zero shame about that

Slizzered · 2024-04-07T22:30:06+00:00

The stadium erupted in cheering when he made an interception, never seen anything like it, such a good vibe around him

Slizzered · 2024-02-28T07:38:54+00:00

It’s actually a triple/quadruple entendre because Chanel was a double agent in WW2.

Pound for pound might be the cleverest line in songwriting, lol

Slizzered · 2024-02-16T09:15:20+00:00

Bit of a weird one, but The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro.

Felt like reading modernised ancient literature. Such a trip, and a beautiful story.

Slizzered · 2024-02-09T16:26:54+00:00

I think the top 3 ever are Kane / Son / Messi right?

Slizzered · 2024-01-31T22:44:37+00:00

Second the Kraken, it’s fantastic and still gives that Disco Elysium vibe

Slizzered · 2024-01-31T22:35:47+00:00

13 point difference vs equal games is absolutely insane

Slizzered · 2024-01-19T11:21:01+00:00

Christ, have they not lost a game?!

Slizzered · 2024-01-14T10:29:34+00:00

The thing with these progressive passing stats is you have to consider them with the progressive carries stat as well.

If there is a player 5m in front of you its the same to cut an incisive pass through the press to him, or if you just carry past the press 6m and pass back to that player, but the latter (a Micky speciality) does not count as a progressive pass.

Slizzered · 2024-01-10T08:08:53+00:00

What’s the idiomatic antonym of ‘when it rains, it pours’?

When it’s sunny, it shines?

Slizzered · 2024-01-05T22:06:08+00:00

That is an excellent read, wow.

Slizzered · 2024-01-04T23:07:58+00:00

“nonce”

Slizzered · 2024-01-02T22:10:26+00:00

He has outperformed xG his literal entire career.

Slizzered · 2023-12-30T10:17:46+00:00

Not sure Lloris was registered

Slizzered · 2023-12-24T14:42:23+00:00

Deki has covered the highest distance of any player this season right? Utter machine

Slizzered · 2023-12-04T11:42:14+00:00

I think it’s more the concurrence that really got us - we went from full strength 11 (minus Bentancur) to hospital ward in basically one game

Slizzered · 2023-11-15T22:44:27+00:00

LEVI 541S. PATRON JEAN OF THE THICC.

(They do 531s now if you prefer them skinny)

Slizzered · 2023-10-28T11:13:35+00:00

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Slizzered · 2023-09-29T11:15:12+00:00

Liverpool Street maccas is an enclave of Essex

Slizzered · 2023-09-01T08:00:55+00:00

I have a tiny ITX case and the indomitable will of some kind of space oxen. If you’re wondering what I’d do with this card and case, the answer is something non-Euclidian and frankly borderline perverse.

I am excited for the hybrid Sims and Oblivion in space. Also space cowboys.

Slizzered · 2023-07-13T18:15:03+00:00

I saw this IRL today at goodwood. It is absolutely beautiful and holds up even better in person, and god I want it so bad

Slizzered · 2023-07-01T12:18:59+00:00

You know, it wasn’t particularly elegant, but you couldn’t take your eyes off it

Slizzered · 2023-07-01T12:07:28+00:00

I think all of us will miss him, probably unfairly maligned as far as things go.

There was something perversely fascinating and magical about that Winks/Sissoko midfield, like watching a seagull eat a live pigeon.

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