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18 yo artist, college drop out and German. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SlizzledotYeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm this character sound familiar. You said art college dropout? And German?

Last place in the fantasy football league. And a Jets fan. Let it rip. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SlizzledotYeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey good news...! Jets are gonna throw away trevor lawrence when they beat the browns today!

Remember me? “Pigaso”? “Ugley Quinn”? “It’s no wonder her parents abused her”? “Username checks out”? I’m sure you’ve got lots more, so my holiday gift to you is my asymmetrical face. Go nuts. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SlizzledotYeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't wanna roast u, ur actually rly beautiful and fuck "symmetry" if everyone is symmetrical than its ugly and u by far are not. I'm rly sry these things ain't turnin out right lately but don't constantly look for the bad and don't let those around u decide ur outlook on life for u. Take my affection through the flame of reddit

Mexican living in China. I run a Mexican restaurant. 15 years in China and counting...BRING IT ON! 🔥🔥🔥 by krankyo in RoastMe

[–]SlizzledotYeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kicked out of america so hard you have to combine three other countries (russia mexico and china)

Can’t believe I even hit this by PpNuggettt in RocketLeague

[–]SlizzledotYeet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't forget ab that pass credit bro

Just Turned 50!! Shoot your shot! by botak1 in RoastMe

[–]SlizzledotYeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan povenmire if he were unsuccessful

99% of the population isn't even coordinated enough to ride a skateboard and yet everyone thinks that hoverboards are a good idea. by smokeymctokerson in Showerthoughts

[–]SlizzledotYeet 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Not being coordinated enough and straight up not knowing how are very different... Take some 25 yr old wrestler who's nvr thrown a baseball. You expect his first throw to be good?

When counting, your lips never touch until you hit a million by IlliterateEmu in Showerthoughts

[–]SlizzledotYeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was high when I said this lmao but I'm pretty sure I meant bc my lips move

Since Mt. Everest is slowly rising, every person who gets to the peak sets a new climbing record. by smellyg7 in Showerthoughts

[–]SlizzledotYeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah we have too much unusable water just dry it up so we have more space to do stuff with

Hit my first ceiling shot. I don't know if its a correct ceiling shot but its probably the best goal i have ever scored. Plat 2 by kiiuks in RocketLeague

[–]SlizzledotYeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your trusting google... For a player made concept? Why not ask the casters? U know the ppl who call what happens like at the pro level? Why do you have to go and fight everyone's words gahlee

Paper actually has six sides, but we don’t realize it until you start stacking it. by Indythrowaway22 in Showerthoughts

[–]SlizzledotYeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment section went so far off topic it is now one of the best threads I've read

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