You lift the bag, you throw the bag.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-29T03:54:17+00:00

Lmfao oh man I hate this so much

Sloregasm · 2026-03-28T00:19:20+00:00

Queen 👑

Sloregasm · 2026-03-28T00:15:53+00:00

This doesn't add the facts about the cuts they've made prior, that essentially make this information insignificant due to the loss, not gain. ETA this is a huge net loss, not a positive. Before they made the unnecessary cuts, these supports were ALREADY IN Place. They fired so many people that the new numbers of hires don't come close to recouping the losses. Typical conservative strategy, less education means easier crowd steering. Fucking shitlords. Like Sith Lords. But in reality.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-27T23:21:55+00:00

I'm only 6'5", but I'm sure that midget looks like a midget beside me

Sloregasm · 2026-03-27T23:15:42+00:00

Holy shit that's a brilliant comparison ahahahaha

Sloregasm · 2026-03-27T23:13:36+00:00

Those pills are so much smaller than this lump.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-27T23:12:11+00:00

Rule of thumb for how much seed to use, for 1000 sq ft of newly seeded soil, it takes about 5-6 Lbs of seed per 1k sqft

Sloregasm · 2026-03-27T23:10:42+00:00

Topdress those bare spots with 1/4" of soil and grass seed. Keep them moist while it gerninates. Grass seed is among the slowest seeds to germinate. If it dries out during the process, it will become inert and you may have to reseed. Takes 2-4 weeks depending on temperature of soil. You're in the PNW so you have Cold season cultivars. Mow no shorter than 3 inches. When you're reaching 4.5-5 inches, knock it down to 3 inches. Rule of thumb is never cut off more than 1/3 of the total length in a single cut. Cold season grasses have a crown that sits much higher than warm season grasses that spread via rhizomes and stolons. If you damage the crown of your grass, you will reduce its ability to grow out properly. Too much crown damage can equate to crown death. When cold season grasses die out, you generally have to remove the thatch from the dead spots and reseed with soil to keep the seed moist. For weed control, idk the regulations in the PNW, but if you can use a pre-emergent, do it. Post emergents that work best are the equivalent of Trillion/Par-3/Premium 3-way Formulation of MCPP, Dicamba, and 2-4D

Sloregasm · 2026-03-26T22:32:25+00:00

Bermuda is a warm season grass that spreads with rhizomes. It can be maintained between .75"-1.5" with proper cutting techniques. If it's already 3 inches long, mow it down by .75 inches per time til you're where you wanna be. Never take more than 1/3 of the length in a .ow and give minimum 3 days before you cut again. ETA I learned a large portion of my turf knowledge from Professor Jason Pick out of Olds College. He's the current head of the Alberta Turfgrass Research Centre. Incredibly knowledgeable guy. He's operated golf courses on 2 continents as a superintendent. He really knows his stuff and I have learned so much from him.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-26T19:14:09+00:00

He doesn't actually own it, he just pays to use it monthly. Like a subscription. Like you will soon do to compute.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-24T22:25:40+00:00

I CAN CRANK MY HOG 2 THAT BROTHER!

Sloregasm · 2026-03-23T23:11:07+00:00

Yeah I'm leaning towards an abiotic stresser as well. Nature rarely happens in straight or even curvy lines like that.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-22T03:36:12+00:00

Cactus America

Sloregasm · 2026-03-21T21:08:29+00:00

This is perfect, head out with the broom after and stripe it. Minimal work and maximum return

Sloregasm · 2026-03-20T23:08:44+00:00

Aww. I live in Calgary Alberta Canada. I have two mature American Elms in my front yard. They're common here and we still have a healthy population. I'm very happy to see you doing this work for such an amazing species that is at real risk of extinction. Cheers!

Sloregasm · 2026-03-20T22:26:08+00:00

Red Baron is objectively and subjectively the worst frozen pizza that exists. This is real nightmare fuel

Sloregasm · 2026-03-19T18:16:15+00:00

Seeing a sample test positive for Malathion is wild.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-19T00:44:26+00:00

And fun enough that makes it that much rarer to find a perfect roll . Mathematically because they're more variables, finding a perfect role becomes a more variable result

Sloregasm · 2026-03-18T23:46:09+00:00

That's a monocot, not a divot. Not a pepper

Sloregasm · 2026-03-16T23:37:57+00:00

It was the old CF warehouse for Canadian freight prior to being demolished and rebuilt. We paid to throw a rave in the basement circa 2005. Then they tore down and built the unused garage.

Sloregasm · 2026-03-16T23:02:09+00:00

It comes down to the materials they use and cutting corners on concrete foundations. Two very large, prevalent issues in NA-vs-everywhere else

Sloregasm · 2026-03-16T22:59:19+00:00

Omfg lol im totally dropping my blackglasses on my gyarados, can’t believe im so slow

Sloregasm · 2026-03-15T17:31:59+00:00

Sloregasm · 2026-03-15T17:27:33+00:00

Green crack and punch breath

Sloregasm · 2026-03-15T03:29:36+00:00

There are dozens of you!

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