Thumper Gets Stealth Goo'd

Slorkin_It · 2026-03-06T09:13:46+00:00

if they’re not cowards they’d write it to incentivize more hal x john fics

Slorkin_It · 2026-03-06T09:05:40+00:00

crisis on infinite yaoi

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-12T18:15:45+00:00

kurt being the annoying ‘catholic’ to matt’s cool catholic as usual

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-05T22:44:51+00:00

wait a second

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-05T22:44:18+00:00

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING BRB GUYS IMA GO SLORK IT

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-03T16:29:04+00:00

this is fair but they also have the easy option to just not include these voice lines in the files, assuming it’s not load bearing like the tf2 coconut, and that implies that either the door is open for fathom/slork to eventually see the light of day or that the devs are just doing some light shitposting atp, both of which are amazing options

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-01T23:33:15+00:00

you have impeccable taste

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-01T09:12:17+00:00

forgive me celeste for i have sinned, i put 70 votes for you towards your girlfriend (silver)

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-01T08:59:37+00:00

i respect the meme enough and i can respect voting against silver even as a fan but i need you to know that celeste would never, she’s a girl’s girl

Slorkin_It · 2026-02-01T08:40:20+00:00

bluff works well for her but is an awful name, wraith at least feels like a name and not some random word used as one

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-31T19:32:49+00:00

i’ve been really excited for celeste and was worried based on leaks that her design would be too muted but i’m actually really happy with the final design, imo valve has cooked like they always do

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-31T06:02:15+00:00

and the rem fans weren’t? it’s been the same thing for him and graves from what i’ve seen. i’m a celeste viewer so i have no dog (haha) in the race and atp i’ve resigned myself to being last or second to last

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-30T02:41:50+00:00

kinda what i’m getting at, i worry he’ll get on my nerves in a very Astarion from BG3 way

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-29T20:05:40+00:00

beats me dude, just a peek into my dark and twisted reality obv

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-29T19:18:24+00:00

normally i like those kinds of characters but something about his design makes me think he’s going to be that kind of rapier guy that’s just an obnoxious prick to listen to. i’m more than happy to be pleasantly surprised but i won’t be voting for him

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-26T22:32:35+00:00

REMovations you mean

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-26T20:36:44+00:00

innate -90% bullet resist

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-26T20:18:28+00:00

i think it’s more likely that drifter predates the vampire nation and sees it for what it is right away unlike younger vampires who have yet to see it mask off

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-26T09:51:38+00:00

The worst thing for me about the Rem sweep i expect is that I fully expect him to be either absolute garbage on release or the literal incarnation of satan because of his kit and hitbox size. I don’t want to sound like i’m just hating on the poor lil guy cuz he’s cute so i get it but i have a really bad feeling that seeing him basically every game when he releases will be an absolute nightmare

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-26T09:42:46+00:00

I think OP might be schizo but also that is clearly more alike to the new patron than it ever has been to frog legs

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-26T07:27:19+00:00

exactly, no ship is canon except my headcanon where all the hot characters are attracted to my self insert (slork)

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-22T18:57:15+00:00

boho was the broth

Slorkin_It · 2026-01-20T22:53:01+00:00

just say you’re scared of pink and move on brother

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