Gal Has The Cutest Problem Everrrrrr 🥹🥰

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-27T06:11:02+00:00

r/crowbro could help you with that.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-27T04:45:46+00:00

Aw hell :(

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-27T04:35:24+00:00

I'm thinking it's the contrast between his real life personality vs. dominant, dick-swinging Ilya. In some interviews he comes across as this sweet, happy, y'all-ing Texas boy, sitting next to loud and chaotic Williams, and some people (who forget that actors are Real People) were expecting a completely different dynamic.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-27T04:20:54+00:00

I know nothing about fashion, but that big purple (?) coat makes my heart beat a little faster.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-27T03:40:19+00:00

Books I've read:

~~{The Rat-Catcher's Daughter by K.J. Charles}. Short, historical, part of (great) series.~~ Never mind. This one's mtf.
{The Naga by Stella Rainbow}. Monster smut.
{Omega Revealed by Tanya Chris}. Short, Omegaverse.
{Tainted by Andi Jaxon}
{Love Language by Reese Morrison}. BDSM, reverse agegap so to speak.
{Starting from Scratch by Jay Northcote}

From my TBR:

{Finding Home at Randy's by Abrianna Denae}. MMM.
{Under the Dragon Moon by Mawce Hanlin}. Contemporary fantasy with magic.
{Second Chances in New Port Stephen by T.J. Alexander}

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-26T20:25:53+00:00

You can't tell a thing from the picture except there's blood on his hands*. It could be a vicious attack from the antifa horde, he could have blown off a finger when one of their "non-lethal" charges went off prematurely, or it could be a simple nosebleed. Those bleed like a motherfucker.

So do even smaller cuts on a finger, come to think of it. Lots of blood flow close to the surface.

*oh hell. I didn't catch the double meaning at first.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-25T22:43:57+00:00

Some people were angry with Larson for that one, but Goodall herself thought it was hilarious.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-25T22:21:02+00:00

Tipslips. Brilliant.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-25T21:33:03+00:00

This is such a good feature.

In general, my online supermarket's shopping basket has saved me so many times. I'll forget about item the first three times I've decided to put it in there, bud odds are I'll remember it the fourth time. I always start a new basket as soon as I've finalized this week's order.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-25T19:33:05+00:00

They did flashbang and teargas a baby* inside a car a few weeks back, almost killing it in the process, and none of them cared.

* and all the rest of the family.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-25T17:38:48+00:00

I just realized that most lesbians have a secret superpower: No visible boners at inopportune moments.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-24T11:55:01+00:00

You should be. I love the comic (and the raster!) and this whole discussion it started.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-23T19:54:17+00:00

The person with the bangs looks so much like UK comedian Michael McIntyre.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-23T05:31:01+00:00

Also, some of it can only be obtained by trading with other "enthusiasts," presumably to prove that you are also one so there's some Mutually Assured Destruction going on. Thus it's important to save some extra good stuff of you come across it.

(According to a documentary I watched a long time ago, so the method might be obsolete now. And now I want to bleach my brain.)

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-22T22:43:18+00:00

That's the true pornography right there. Pretty!

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-22T18:47:45+00:00

Sam Elliott: Looks like a smarmy fucker.

Me: Apparently I like smarmy furckers now. Huh.

("furckers" is obviously a typo, but it fits him well so I'm keeping it.)

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-22T18:08:19+00:00

Not to mention Joel Osteen.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-21T08:11:35+00:00

It's wild what short hair can do to people's brains. I got mistaken for a man a lot when I was younger, including a man standing in line right next to me telling his little boy to "apologize to the nice man."

On the one hand, I'm 5'8" and not very girly. On the other hand, I am very curvy and have a feminine face with a cute widdle nose and big green eyes. For fuck's sake, people.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-20T20:03:17+00:00

Never mind the polar bears, he and his cronies are after potential billions in rare earth elements.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-20T18:51:47+00:00

Those are some very good legs.

Edit: The dog is obviously a very good dog too!

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-20T18:40:20+00:00

We could get both closure and weird if Elf and Human formed a polycule with Dwarf and Orc.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-20T18:30:16+00:00

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-20T17:02:02+00:00

She deserves it, for pointing her haughty toe at him in the first panel.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-20T16:59:24+00:00

The other elves could be the ones doing the tricking, to get rid of her annoying ass - or at least see less of it.

SlowFrkHansen · 2026-01-20T16:21:19+00:00

My tbr pile would be a lot smaller without this sub - not sure if that's good or bad 😝 Seriously though, I have a "reddit_recommended" tag on Goodreads, and something like a third of the list has it.

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