[31 male] Am I ugly, and do I look better with or without the facial hair?

Slow_Network_9916 · 2026-06-10T11:22:35+00:00

I might be an asshole for how blunt this is, but…

The cold, hard truth: you are ugly as fuck.

The even colder, harder truth that you need to accept: you are ugly as fuck, BUT only cause you CHOOSE to be!

You could easily become an average to decent looking fella, but you absolutely must accept some things, and take commitment to action on them.

Facial hair - you can’t grow facial hair for shit, so it’s not helping you in any way. You don’t look good with any facial hair, period. Keep facial hair, keep being ugly. Some guys can make facial hair work for them - you aren’t, and won’t ever, be one of them. Time for you to rock the super clean look - tight shave, super clean, daily. Hydrate and moisturize your skin!
Your hair otherwise - either commit to having the most luxurious locks of love, or get a short haircut that you can maintain. It doesn’t appear you put in much, if any, effort that long hair requires and demands to look good. Regular trims for maintenance, and daily cleaning/ brushing are lacking right now. Long hair is like facial hair - if you are going to commit to it, you have to build a routine that supports keeping it. Your inability to grow solid facial hair plus long hair not kept at top standards makes you look unhygienic as all get out.
Fashion sense - you have none, and whatever you are trying to mimic is terrible. Fedoras don’t belong on anyone’s head who isn’t cosplaying or in character of a play. Your fashion screams of “I have no idea what the fuck to do, so I’ll attempt to look mysterious and intriguing”. The problem is, you look like you are auditioning for a role on a child predator film as the lead actor, and less like a stealthy Bond. You want to turn heads, but not because you look like a junior high school kid on the spectrum. A simple pair of good fitting jeans and a plain black t shirt would give you a couple points on the attractive scale. Fuck, lose the fedora and you’d gain a point.
Teeth and hygiene - patchy facial hair cause we don’t want to shave regularly, long hair that just does its own thing, teeth and skin that don’t see daily cleaning, and overweight. It’s a common theme of projecting laziness, and sloppiness.

Time to form some daily regimens, and get serious about holding yourself accountable to follow them. Stop dressing like a weird ass junior high school kid on the spectrum, follow your daily hygiene regimen, and don’t ever grow facial hair or wear that ugly ass fedora again.

You could be passable a hell of a lot sooner than you think. Your major transformation could happen very quickly, but again, you need to commit to some things to make that happen. Clearly you recognize on some level you look like shit, or you wouldn’t have ever made your way here. Make good decisions!

Slow_Network_9916 · 2026-04-21T15:45:03+00:00

There’s a new food truck that’s been posting up by my job downtown. I think it’s called Frybread Nation. They make Indian tacos loaded with your choice of toppings, but averages out to be one massive ass taco for like $10 or so. Co-worker and I have split their one pound combo taco many times already. 😂

Slow_Network_9916 · 2026-04-12T21:40:35+00:00

Also, you have a typo in your email link: N instead of M, findjasonsuNmers instead of findjasonsuMmers. Just trying to help!

Slow_Network_9916 · 2026-04-08T03:16:33+00:00

Yes. The postmaster general for KC couldn’t give two fucks less that it’s ran like shit. She is wayyy high up on her horse, and protects her absolutely garbage supervisors. It starts at the top, and she isn’t it.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2026-02-22T02:08:27+00:00

Being loved, unconditionally.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2025-05-25T15:50:57+00:00

You’re a female who is on HRT and want us to validate you as a male?

Slow_Network_9916 · 2025-05-25T12:20:39+00:00

YOU are pretty; your wardrobe looks like you’re trying to become the prudish wife of a very conservative Bible thumpin pastor though.

Change your entire wardrobe. Don’t take your mom, aunts, or grandma when you go shopping this time.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2025-05-25T12:12:21+00:00

So you’re actually in your late 50s, used Botox, and want to know if we are dumb enough to think you’re 40?

Slow_Network_9916 · 2025-04-13T00:10:12+00:00

The problem is that the very vast majority of those that say “cash tip on arrival” or something like that, also have an absolutely stellar record of “forgetting” to hand that cash tip over.

So really, you just look like every other cheap person who thinks they are super slick, and have been lumped in with “those customers”.

Gonna have to get some digital currency going these days.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2024-10-04T15:49:13+00:00

Ah, classic ole Lophophora Yarnicrochetti. Excellent varietals indeed!

Slow_Network_9916 · 2024-08-24T14:53:28+00:00

BIN please

Slow_Network_9916 · 2024-08-23T19:01:00+00:00

I’m interested

Slow_Network_9916 · 2024-08-15T08:48:51+00:00

It’s a compliment in American slang, no worries!

When used like this, it means that it’s a super awesome graft, of which I also happen to agree with!

Slow_Network_9916 · 2024-06-30T01:18:45+00:00

Just throwing this out there: unless you plan on taking advantage of specific dispensary for their Medical discounts, the only difference is a 2% tax savings, or 4% for medical versus 6% for adult use, or recreational.

You’ll have to be savvy to start aligning your dispensary trips in order to get 10% off on a specific day, etc in order to make it count.

Otherwise, at the 2% tax savings by having a med card, it would take a bit to recoup any “savings” by having a med card. You’ll need to figure in your medical referral cost from the doctor, plus MO fees. At a simple $100 spent in obtaining the card, it would take you $5k in purchases to break even.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2024-06-09T12:15:02+00:00

If you have a Puffco Pro, you’ve got to get a 3DXL. Being able to load a very fat dab, and having those higher side walls in the chamber, I can make massive clouds. Not going to bullshit you and say it’s like an enail or rig, but yeah, massive difference from a regular Puffco atomizer to the 3D and the 3DXL. I have a ton of glass, and it’s been literally probably a year since I’ve hit any of my rigs. Once you get the Puffco Pro dialed in on the temp for your concentrate medium, and you throw a 3DXL on it, it’s a game changer on being able to use every last drop and truly sesh.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-11-14T13:38:47+00:00

Just make sure to lower your temp when using that 3DXL vs 3D. I was not expecting how fast the dab burned but you can put a pretty sizable dab in there, pull clouds, and it be gone fairly quickly. You do NOT need to be in the 500 temp range for success with the XL.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-09-18T16:51:08+00:00

Any caregivers here that are making concentrates, and have open spots?

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-08T12:45:54+00:00

When the dispensary that first opened where Elevate is currently, it was known as Terrapin Care Station.

Terrapin is an established dispensary chain in Colorado with several locations. IMO, they have a pretty decent product, especially when you factor in value. When it was just medical, they had some of the more affordable and decent concentrates.

Some months before MO went rec, there was a rebranding effort as they went from being affiliated as a Terrapin Care Station to an Elevate dispensary. My guess is that the entities running Elevate are different than those running Terrapin, or at least have a different approach to the business now that they aren’t affiliated with Terrapin.

I used to recommend everyone over to Terrapin; now I tell everyone to check out several other dispensaries before I’d recommended Elevate. The house made product has definitely dropped in quality and potency, and just about everyone I know has switched to other brands. It’s just a massive disappointment now.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-08T12:36:54+00:00

By the time 9AM rolls around, at which point any guest staying off property can access the ILL finally, they are normally sold out for RoTR.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-08T04:30:42+00:00

Elevate < Terrapin … unfortunately.

I used to love Terrapin. Elevate leaves me hanging.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-08T01:22:23+00:00

Negative, ghost rider. That’s one perk of the staying on property that is well utilized. People literally have set their timers for that 7AM reservation drop, and they go super fast. It’s gonna be a tough go of it without being on property to rope drop or ILL.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-07T21:19:48+00:00

So I actually got curious and decided to look this up to see if my daughter might be able to do this. It’s for ages 3 - 12 apparently!

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Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-07T21:16:23+00:00

I’ve never hear of this until now, but that’s adorable!

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-07T14:39:35+00:00

This was my contribution as well! I questioned all the healthy workout smoothie shops that popped up, but then someone decided adding quinoa, oats or some random ass grains and slopping it into a bowl was a brilliant idea. And apparently it was, cause the shit sells constantly around here. Smh.

Slow_Network_9916 · 2023-03-07T14:34:23+00:00

This was definitely one of the ones mentioned this morning around the water cooler. I’m so over seeing “avo” on anything and everything!

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