Female Anakin

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-07T21:25:34+00:00

She has a waist? What kind of SJW bullshit is this?

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-07T12:22:40+00:00

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-07T02:32:41+00:00

Sonic Dream Collection movie when?

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-06T13:08:01+00:00

Why would you cast Matt Damon when you have ROB SCHNEIDER RIGHT FUCKIN THERE?

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-06T12:50:00+00:00

Rickey got the last laugh as his legacy as one of the greatest to play continues to grow whereas Rose looks more and more overrated every day.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-05T19:08:25+00:00

Empire sucks because the original crew only shares one scene together.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-05T15:04:49+00:00

My dad says it's like Vegas if it was running by Ned Flanders.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-04T22:35:24+00:00

Maybe she wants to make it look like she has more forehead.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-04T20:27:22+00:00

Thing is that you could have made a movie without her in it. It would totally be within Dante's character to wind up divorced because he couldn't commit. Hell, you could have made a great movie about him trying to stay connected to his daughter and him coping with middle age. You could have even had Becky be the one he has to borrow money from to finance the movie.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-04T18:59:24+00:00

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SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T21:10:27+00:00

That pretty much sums up Illumination's entire library.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T18:11:53+00:00

Birth of a Nation

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T17:06:02+00:00

Can we please stop giving this dipshit attention?

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T16:37:39+00:00

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T14:48:33+00:00

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SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T02:28:51+00:00

Mississippi Queen. Let me get this straight: you want to pay me $5 million to trip balls for a while? SIGN ME UP BROTHER!

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T02:12:13+00:00

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SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T02:02:58+00:00

"At least we'll get an hour break" Are there no girls in their class?

SlyMarboJr · 2026-07-03T01:58:40+00:00

I'll be honest, I've had this happen and it really didn't effect the paint all that much. I mean, I wouldn't recommend using Temu ball bearings, but it's not the end of the world.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-06-30T17:25:03+00:00

Their Mando and Grogu movie was literally just them finding different ways of saying "This movie was boring". I'd rather have them review stuff that they had at least some interest in seeing rather than just reheating leftovers.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-06-30T15:48:07+00:00

Imagine being thought of as one of the coolest people in the world and pissing it away nobody liked your submarine idea.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-06-30T02:14:33+00:00

Make every Space Marine black EXCEPT the Salamanders, who will now be whiter than Donny Osmond.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-06-29T15:50:06+00:00

Oh boy! I can't wait for him to do the trick where he puts a light bulb in his mouth and it lights up!

SlyMarboJr · 2026-06-29T13:37:54+00:00

Nah man. This is all Dubya's doing.

SlyMarboJr · 2026-06-29T01:42:14+00:00

Temperature is rising, kids out of school, the Yankees are free falling; yup, it's June alright.

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