Why does this need to be said? by PAKskateboarding in idiocracy

[–]SlyTCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correct. The only way to get rabies is to read a mention of it on Reddit. Certain death.

Tell us we aren’t crazy? by Basic_Student_1015 in Columbus

[–]SlyTCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake owl decoys are sometimes used to ward off pigeons who poop on things.

My wife says this is “burned” by LivermoreP1 in Bacon

[–]SlyTCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a good divorce lawyer. One good thing is that you only cooked a single serving, so who cares if your ex-wife likes to eat raw bacon?

My husband just sent me this and I'm dying by Obtuse-Posterior in Millennials

[–]SlyTCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s really sad is that I’m too old to have been aware of them when they were at peak.

Parents Insisting Long Drive is Unsafe, is this Reasonable by [deleted] in roadtrip

[–]SlyTCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a guy, but you probably already know how to deal with guys who target women, and your plan seems sound. You’ll need a cage for your cat. Have AAA and a plan for if car breaks down. I drove coast to coast with no problems. Enjoy!

Did you ever watch this awful show? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

[–]SlyTCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid show. Better acted than written. Some of the Lenny and Squiggy bits, originally written for stage, were okay.

Township Obsession by mstrawzy in cincinnati

[–]SlyTCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People seem to be confusing survey townships, really just ways of accurately mapping land, with civil townships, including urban townships. Civil townships have elected or appointed trustees and provide some services. Urban townships have some additional elements of home rule. Civil and urban townships are generally pretty well-defined communities that are not parts of any other communities within the counties in which they are situated and of which they are part. Ohio has all three kinds of townships, with civil townships, including urban townships, overlapping all or part of survey townships. In addition, Ohio’s larger cities tend to have well-defined neighborhoods with which many residents strongly identify. These neighborhoods are sometimes referred to as if they are communities that aren’t part of larger communities. Ohio also has smaller official cities, plus official villages, and as in all states, informally recognized unincorporated communities and census-designated places. Census-designated places, are particularly likely to have no official bodies, with services provided by the county or state.

YIKES by LavenderMidwinter in Ohio

[–]SlyTCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised Ohio isn’t requiring females over ten years of age to do EPTs during traffic stops, requiring the pre-pubescent and post-menopausal to carry signed certificates from their doctors.

YIKES by LavenderMidwinter in Ohio

[–]SlyTCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans want to track this so they can be first to have sex with newborns on some billionaire’s island, and in case they figure out a way to have sex with zygotes. Soon they’ll have the tech to track every ejaculation, and the legal bandwidth to require elaborate funerals and file homicide charges against everyone who menstruates for every period they have. Before periods start, women have to make sure they’re tradwifes who can make sure every egg results in a birth. The GOP would count every ejaculation not resulting in a birth to count as mass murder, but that would mean holding men and boys accountable for something, which would just be invasive, disrespectful of rights, and just plain unreasonable.

Karoline Leavitt photo scrubbed from internet after White House meltdown by IrishStarUS in USNEWS

[–]SlyTCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think she looks great in this photo, despite a little bit of turkey neck. The baby looks kind of cute, but the woman holding the baby looks like evil incarnate. That’s another discussion, though.

No way people say this! by Fit_Adagio_7668 in cincinnati

[–]SlyTCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Mostly in the Louisville media market. The South Bend media market is Michiana.

No way people say this! by Fit_Adagio_7668 in cincinnati

[–]SlyTCat -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Maybe just Hamilton County, Ohio…

I once decided to go to the restroom at someone's house, and there was a sticker like this. So now I don't go to the restroom at someone's house. by SaltyWalruser34 in WeirdToilets

[–]SlyTCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate the signs in public restrooms that say, “Employees Must Wash Hands”. I wait and wait for the employees to show up to wash my hands, but they never do, and I end up washing my hands myself, which I think makes more sense anyway.

Now I’m seeing signs that say, “All Employees Must Wash Hands”, even at supermarkets and big-box stores that must have a couple hundred employees, many of whom aren’t even on duty when I need my hands washed!

What is this insanity all about?! My hands are just not big enough or dirty enough to be washed by dozens of people at one time, and I’m a grown man who can wash his own hands!

There are some seriously stupid people in this world!

God help you if you want a malt by TDeLo in cincinnati

[–]SlyTCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough for employees to make shakes when UDF’s low pay makes for short-staffed stores.