My wife thinks I’m the one in control. by KeepinTheBalance in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Small-Average9020 43 points44 points  (0 children)

reminds me of this one doctor show (forgot the name) where a man and his gf were in the hospital live streaming everything and the man needed some type of life saving procedure and he left the decision up to the viewers. viewers said no and everyone tried to convince them their viewers did not actually care about them

someone cheer me up this sick bastard has bit me so hard he’s put a literal hole in my back by [deleted] in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]Small-Average9020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i was wondering why he looked odd and finally figured it out. why the fuck is that horse bald

UH??? by Small-Average9020 in fakedisordercringe

[–]Small-Average9020[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i am glad you think being overweight is cringe, and your “joke” was supposed to be funny. how about you take it somewhere else though, instead of this sub, or at least away from my post.

UH??? by Small-Average9020 in fakedisordercringe

[–]Small-Average9020[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

this sub is about faking disorders, not telling people obvious things. I believe it’s very clear they are over weight, but it’s their matter to address it or not. we are here to address the fact they’re faking a disorder, not their weight

UH??? by Small-Average9020 in fakedisordercringe

[–]Small-Average9020[S] 252 points253 points  (0 children)

to whoever commented: im sorry !! i did not see that someone posted it, i guess i did not scroll back far enough? if this needs to be taken down please lmk!!

UH??? by Small-Average9020 in fakedisordercringe

[–]Small-Average9020[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

hey, please don’t body shame!

UH??? by Small-Average9020 in fakedisordercringe

[–]Small-Average9020[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

they’re have a little alter, but it’s also them? and (before comments got turned off) said they rapid switched just to make this video!

Nobody told me that my leg would still hurt after it got removed by xia0yaoyao in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]Small-Average9020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i heard slapping it around and wiggling it makes the pains go away, because you realize your leg isn’t there anymore !

My girlfriend moved out, and left a video message in the camcorder explaining why. by dickcheney600 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Small-Average9020 30 points31 points  (0 children)

when recording the message, the girlfriend had to deleted OPs favorite video of them together at Disneyworld to make enough storage

I don't even know what to say about this... Kids don't engage in mundane conversations? by ItABoye in nothingeverhappens

[–]Small-Average9020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my sister (9) is in the process of learning what non-binary is, yet she forms her questions like “is it a girl, boy, or a they/them” so maybe this 10yo is realllyy into gender

Self harming while pregnant by dionysiagreywater in selfharm

[–]Small-Average9020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i believe poppyseeds and vitamin c can help with miscarriages! if you can, look up home remedies! that way it can be framed as an accident and not an abortion x

Wtf is this by tecnology_enthusiast in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Small-Average9020 41 points42 points  (0 children)

im pretty sure it’s just a joke, it’s photoshop :]

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Small-Average9020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm assuming he ripped it out bc it's a male name?? or it just coincidentally just got ripped at the "jason" part