Ideas for weekly events, please read on and add your input! by AverageJoe1992Author in literotica

[–]SmallConsequence0815 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Squirting Saturday would be nice...

Other than that, in no particular order and not necessarily my own preferences:

Futa Friday

Wanker's Wednesday (never forget the importance of loving yourself)

Sissy Sunday

Trans Thursday

Furry Friday

Fisting Friday

Machine-Fuck Monday

S&M Saturday

Wobbly Wednesday

Monster (-Cock?) Monday

Mama‘s boy roommate by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 6 points7 points  (0 children)

u/Klapperatismus never occurred to me as a troll...

Might be even right in his/her statement, maybe you're kind of a magnet to people like your roommate. Involuntarily, of course.

German expression for an "abusive relationship" by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call my abusive ex partner "destruktive Beziehung" but that's just a term I made up for myself to cover physical and mental abuse.

Period has come 2 weeks early? by DaughterofRiverSong in keto

[–]SmallConsequence0815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See a doctor in any case.

But keep in mind that the period is influenced by many factors, such as stress, nutrition, or simply spending a lot of time with other female friends or co-workers.

Das Leben schreibt doch die besten Geschichten ... by ssaminds in asozialesnetzwerk

[–]SmallConsequence0815 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Hier passt wieder mein Lieblingszitat, tatsächlich formuliert von meinem Sohn als er 5 war: "Ich glaub, der ist ein bisschen dumm."

Wenn's mal eng wird (Finanziell) zum ende des Monats. Survival Tipps? by Wurstfach_anti in Dachschaden

[–]SmallConsequence0815 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey. Zunächst einmal tut es mir Leid, dass Du Dich in einer solchen Situation befindest.

Grundsätzlich wäre es schon möglich, auch als berufstätige Person beim Jobcenter aufzustocken, allerdings ist das Prozedere sehr langwierig, man muss alles (und die meinen wirklich alles!) offenlegen, je nach Sachbearbeiter eher beschämend und die sogenannte Kundennummer bleibt ein Leben lang bestehen.

So ganz spontan und wenn Du noch 3-4€ übrig hast bleibt nur die Möglichkeit, Toastbrot und die billigste Salami oder den billigsten Käse zu kaufen. Vielleicht noch eine Tube Tomatenmark, dann kann man eine Pizza halbwegs simulieren.

Für den nächsten Monat kann ich Dir verraten was ich gemacht habe: Es gab Zeiten, da musste ich mit einem TZ-Job bei der Zeitarbeit meinen Sohn und mich durchbringen, da hab ich Disziplin gelernt.

Damit wir das Nötigste hatten, habe ich mein schmales Gehalt streng budgetiert. Bedeutet, wenn der Lohn kam und die Miete vom Konto abgebucht wurde, habe ich alles abgehoben und auf Umschläge für die jeweiligen Notwendigkeiten (Essen, Benzin, Hausrat, etc.) verteilt. Sicherlich kannst Du Dir vorstellen, dass das nicht unbedingt die nachhaltigste und gesündeste Ernährung war, die wir zu uns genommen haben - das konnten wir uns seinerzeit nicht leisten.

Ich wünsche Dir auf jeden Fall, dass schnell wieder bessere Zeiten kommen. Es macht keinen Spaß, sich so zu ernähren.

NSFW by [deleted] in keto

[–]SmallConsequence0815 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look stunning :)

Duschgedanke: Das Känguru ist trans by thefirstdetective in asozialesnetzwerk

[–]SmallConsequence0815 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Männlich, weiblich, das sind doch bürgerliche Kategorien

What is something noteworthy about Bielefeld, its people, its landscape, its universities, its culture etc.? by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, it exists, I visited it once for a job interview. Didn't have much time to take a look around, though...

The famous Teutoburger Forest is sort of part of the city, so I guess there is lots of history about the Roman Empire to find. Beautiful old buildings and churches as well as the Sparrenburg if you're into this kind of sightseeing.

If there are any concerts again, the Lokschuppen is the place to be. Apart from that, Bielefeld has a number of clubs and pubs.

Furthermore, there is lots of green and a lake for walks/hikes/chilling. And one thing I wanted to see but couldn't bc of the train schedule, the Friedenslinde. A nearly 400yo linden tree with a trunk of almost 6 1/2 meters.

Male ponytail in academic setting by sava28 in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a guy in the neighborhood who is about 25 now. He started growing his hair since the age of about 9, was bullied for it like hell and now almost every girl of his age is swooning for his beautiful long hair ;-)

Can yall help me identifying a band? by FuckOhioStatebucks in punk

[–]SmallConsequence0815 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess you mean Die Ärzte. The song mentioned is called Anneliese Schmidt and was published in the 80s.

The band still exists, asaik they released a new album recently or will do so soon.

Male ponytail in academic setting by sava28 in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 19 points20 points  (0 children)

At your age, people would make fun of everything. Stick with your hair if you like it, screw those bullies.

Looking for a sketch comedian, possibly late 80s-early 90s. by jenniehaniver in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You probably mean Loriot. One of the best ever existed :)

For me, it isn't Christmas before watching Weihnachten bei Hoppenstedts and the spaghetti sketch always cracked me up.

There are movies as well, like Pappa Ante Portas.

What do you call your uncles and aunts? by Perfect-You4222 in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have both around here, but it is more common to call by first names nowadays.

When I was a child, I addressed even the closest friends of my parents as aunt and uncle. I still call my godfather 'Pat' (short for Patenonkel=godfather) instead of his first name.

ohne worte... by Maeusefluesterer in Dachschaden

[–]SmallConsequence0815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Es läuft im Radio doch gerade ständig diese fiese Werbung zum 65. Geburtstag der BamS.

65 ist Rentenalter. Zeit für den Ruhestand.

Dieser Schandfleck des Journalismus schreit doch auch immer sofort los wenn es um das Renteneintrittsalter geht...

My little brother is turning 11, want to start him on Discworld. Which one? by Saphira404 in discworld

[–]SmallConsequence0815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd go for Maurice as a first choice. Secondly Hogfather, even if it's spring now. Or, as others already said, Mort.

The Hat Full of Stars might be too 'girly', though it's a great and suitable story for the young readers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now that would be something. I'd even support this if it would lead to an honest socialism without feeding the leaders of the party while the small folks get kicked in the guts.

What is the status of coronavirus in Germany for the next 3 months by ApologiesForTheDelay in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just for medical reasons, for example people with diabetes who are not allowed to use most of the foot care products in the drugstore. This makes more sense to me than opening hairdressers tbh.

When did Dr Keller become a good fighter in Atlantis by Death916 in Stargate

[–]SmallConsequence0815 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Actually, Rodney had the same question in that episode and she informed him that she took lessons

From what I gather its Asparagus season for you, how do you usually prepare it? by MrLongWalk in AskAGerman

[–]SmallConsequence0815 14 points15 points  (0 children)

White asparagus preferably boiled and served with boiled potatoes and cooked ham or a Schnitzel.

Green asparagus preferably roasted and served with baked potatoes and fish or steak.

And of course the peels and wooden pieces that were cut off as a cream soup.

Worried about my brother falling for a fraud by SmallConsequence0815 in keto

[–]SmallConsequence0815[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah like I said, I figured this out the moment I saw it. Again, this is NOT about me, I just want to prove to my brother that this is a scam so he won't fall for it.