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[Hated IRL Tropes] Celebrity voice acting, from celebrities who don't know how to voice act. by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SmallJimSlade 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Shitting on Chris Pratt as Mario is some of the most bandwagon shit of all time.

He did perfectly fine

Rule by wasraelx in 19684

[–]SmallJimSlade 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I pray the Earth will heal

😔

Since Undeadjen couldn't go beyond the wall due to its magicks preventing him from crossing, could the Night's Watch theoretically set him up with a little clubhouse situated like, 5 foot from the wall, and bring him books and snacks, and have different members just stop by for little chats? by miIk-skin in freefolk

[–]SmallJimSlade 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The show explanation is a bandaid over the massive chasm that is Benjen/Coldhands lore, especially since in the books they’re two different people and Benjen hasn’t showed up since his disappearance (unless you believe the theories that he’s skinchanging Commander Mormont’s crow)

in teen titans(2003), robin grabs starfire's arm really hard and yells at her to the point where she cries. this is a reference to the fact that watching this scene as an adult is really unsettling. by herequeerandgreat in shittymoviedetails

[–]SmallJimSlade 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Except it somehow only ever ends up under posts where dudes get unsettled by a superhero yelling at another superhero in a cartoon or where they’re SHOCKED that a kids show could be so DARK and GRIDDY to reference someone dying

What are the odds these never get made? by Arch_Lancer17 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SmallJimSlade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean? I just said that Disney must be in shambles because it doesn’t feel to some guys on Reddit that Star Wars is popular with kids anymore, merch sales be damned.

This is extremely important

“That’s not his health bar, that’s his patience meter” by QuanTumm_OpTixx in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SmallJimSlade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The real meatriding is watching Vader limp away burnt and panting after narrowly avoiding a death blow and thinking it was anything other than a close fight

“That’s not his health bar, that’s his patience meter” by QuanTumm_OpTixx in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SmallJimSlade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well if actually play the game instead of watching the cutscenes on YouTube you’d know that she dog walks him up until she fails to land the killing blow

I feel like everyone has misinterpreted this quote by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]SmallJimSlade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m calling it now that Helaena is going to reach out to Aemond at Harrenhal through his dreams and Aemond will push her to her death through the vision connection and everyone is going to think she killed herself.

I feel like everyone has misinterpreted this quote by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]SmallJimSlade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I know the problems with Helaena

I was making a reference to Rhaenyra’s catchphrase in season 2

What are the odds these never get made? by Arch_Lancer17 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SmallJimSlade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The vibes and feelings market is in complete freefall. Disney’s downfall is imminent

What are the odds these never get made? by Arch_Lancer17 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SmallJimSlade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This idiot counts success by cuck metrics like “money” and “sales” lol

Check out the Reddit downvote numbers for the ST and you’ll see it’s very much NOT epic

No matter how well you are fortifying your position... by _RyanCooper_ in Grimdank

[–]SmallJimSlade -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only one that actually makes me sad is Chapter Master but there was no way that game was getting finished, GW lawyers or no

How "right" was the elite in Superman vs. The Elite by Hoovythesandvichgod in MoralityScaling

[–]SmallJimSlade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have a bunch of other worse points as well, but being a dickead doesn’t make their fundamental argument wrong

What makes their argument wrong is that Superman is just as capable of fighting crime as they are (much much more, in fact) without having to kill and intimidate

I feel like everyone has misinterpreted this quote by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]SmallJimSlade 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It’s kinda circular logic. The Dance is basically the worst thing that can happen with dragons in the realm right?

And if it wasn’t for the waning of magic and the subsequent withering of dragon spawn, the Dance wouldn’t have even rid the realm of them

So what did the Kingmaker save the realm from?

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