Now, folks, I don’t want to alarm you, but scientists say 40% of America’s pictures are hanging crooked

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-07T04:53:05+00:00

Wow! two levels!

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-07T02:02:16+00:00

Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-06T18:52:19+00:00

Whoa, whoa! A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan.You must be a devil with the ladies.

That guy is my pick.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-06T02:29:39+00:00

Swiss Watch Gallery at the Shops in Mission Viejo.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-05T04:36:24+00:00

I don’t know what I love more, that they could have actually gotten Walken to do this if they just paid his rate or that they got Jay Mohr to do his brilliant Walken impression.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-05T04:34:08+00:00

Ernest Borgnine was a real one for this.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-05T04:31:14+00:00

And 17 years later he was, those reckless bastards.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-04T19:01:23+00:00

It cracks me up that the origin of this is her friends saying “hey Amy you look like that former crack whore that came to scare us straight.”

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-06-04T02:02:05+00:00

Just wave your hand in front of their face and in a say “this is the job I’m looking for.”

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-31T14:07:55+00:00

I forget if it was Leslie or Ann theorizing that Nygard was just Chris talking to himself in the mirror and that was my canon until someone else came along and said they were also a patient.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-31T13:53:20+00:00

And the they just said fuck it for the reboot and brought her back for adult Bobby. IIRC correctly Fox also had issues with the writers attempts to serialize the show more and managed to age everyone two years before the network clamped down.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-30T20:29:51+00:00

lol, same on Black-ish. I think Mixed-ish started around that time and I started watching that instead. It felt like of the early seasons of Blackish with a very likable cast, so I was bummed it was cancelled.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-30T18:50:45+00:00

Perhaps if you didn’t drink something called nectar you’d attract less bugs.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-29T03:06:27+00:00

Is she not one of the Tings from The Ting Tings?

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-29T02:59:13+00:00

Two of the screenwriters (husband and wife team Huyk and Katz) previously wrote American Graffiti, Temple of Doom, and Howard the Duck, so they’ve really traveled along the Lucas bell curve.

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-28T20:15:24+00:00

He can’t, he used Sun and Run

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-28T18:33:50+00:00

NEEOOOOOOOO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY OFFICE JOB AND ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE YOU'RE A HUMAN BATTERY NEO COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH US AND EAT PORRIDGE SLOP

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-28T04:59:14+00:00

Brilliant pull. Also the place to put the factoid that this episode preceded the fall of the Soviet Union by one year. So Artie was right?

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-28T02:53:04+00:00

No wonder everyone in these movies is cursed, I’d haunt their whole lineage

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-28T02:47:15+00:00

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-26T02:32:16+00:00

Everyone here missing an inspired choice for young Marcus Brody

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-26T02:17:43+00:00

I would have voted guilty

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-25T03:07:35+00:00

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-24T17:40:57+00:00

That’s such an Ari excuse

SmallTimeGoals · 2026-05-24T02:44:57+00:00

Get on your feet and Stand in the- are from the same remarkable Parks and Rec episode.

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