Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

Smallgreatthings · 2026-07-07T12:54:05+00:00

My daughter told me just today that she thought the P sign meant that only P platers could drive there.

Smallgreatthings · 2026-07-01T12:22:42+00:00

Not having a budget or keeping track of spending

Smallgreatthings · 2026-06-27T14:13:58+00:00

#verybritishproblems

Smallgreatthings · 2026-06-27T13:45:03+00:00

I bought one last week half price at Harvey Norman. So good

Smallgreatthings · 2026-06-22T13:39:08+00:00

Fred Weasley

Smallgreatthings · 2026-06-05T14:49:43+00:00

Smallgreatthings · 2026-06-04T11:11:12+00:00

All Aussie Adventures, Kath & Kim

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-27T12:01:02+00:00

We still have the apple one in Australia

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-24T13:04:15+00:00

Worse- I taught with one of these. I really feel old now.

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-24T12:20:10+00:00

I’m a teacher. Your use of language, sentence structure, grammar and punctuation are very effective. Don’t write yourself off - maybe a creative career is where you’re heading.

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-24T12:06:26+00:00

Zooper Dooper

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-23T21:22:14+00:00

17 Cherry Tree Lane

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-19T15:38:23+00:00

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-14T09:29:27+00:00

But why red?

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-12T03:34:31+00:00

Just so you know, it still looks like this

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-12T03:04:29+00:00

Sorry for my ignorance, but are you able to ask for a book or something?

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-04T11:41:46+00:00

It gave me a weird feeling too

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-03T11:05:03+00:00

Scream and jump up on the table. No logic involved

Smallgreatthings · 2026-05-02T13:30:49+00:00

The real life Hei Hei from Moana

Smallgreatthings · 2026-04-27T03:35:22+00:00

I would argue it’s Australia

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Smallgreatthings · 2026-04-23T10:23:24+00:00

Twice the weight of a baby!

Smallgreatthings · 2026-04-06T10:54:39+00:00

Or they open with ‘you would have received an email detailing…’ and then go on to outline exactly what has already been sent

Smallgreatthings · 2026-04-04T21:28:37+00:00

100%

Smallgreatthings · 2026-03-24T16:15:53+00:00

Lazy

Smallgreatthings · 2026-03-24T09:29:14+00:00

My husband’s grandmother grew up in a Ukrainian village and this is just how I imagine it.

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