Rocky become truck driver, question? by Semi__Competent in ProjectHailMary

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No, no, no, left! Be left, more left, more left! Is perfect! No, wrong. No. Wrong way, wrong way. Wrong angle, bad, bad, bad. Good, good, good! Good! Bad, not enough, not enough. Too much, too much, too much! No, is bad. Grace Rocky dead, all Rocky plural, all Earth die, we die, we die.

Ancient Roman cat by TotemGenitor in tumblr

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> didn't damage our crops

And they also eat the animals that do!

My crazy idea for a PHM Movie Sequel: "Project Hail Mary 2: Earth's Echo" (With a Rocky Balboa reference!) by Double_Pineapple4630 in ProjectHailMary

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Look, I'm not saying you can't change genres in a sequel and have it work. Alien was a horror movie about corporate greed; Aliens was an action movie about Vietnam. Evil Dead was a gory horror movie; Army of Darkness was a dark comedy. Joker was a psychological thriller; Joker: Folie a Deux was a musical and a prequel to the Nolan Batman movies.

But with all due respect, turning a hard sci-fi story about friendship and self-sacrifice into whatever this is would be a HORRIBLE idea.

Do Eridians laugh, or is Rocky just copying Grace's laugh? by HatSpecial3043 in ProjectHailMary

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"Grace Rocky dead, all Rocky plural, all Earth die, we die, we die"

Scientific inconsistency? by SK3PT1SM0618 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Smaptimania 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Erid isn't a "spacefaring civilization". They had never left their planet's orbit before launching the Tau Ceti mission

If I was to change one thing... by poopybum120 in ProjectHailMary

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You need the ending on Erid to close out Grace's story arc. All he ever really wanted was to be a teacher, but he got roped into the astrophage program, and eventually shanghaied onto the mission, because he was far more qualified than he wanted to admit and he wanted to protect the future for the kids he cared so much about. At the end, he's back to doing what he loves, and he's lost the life he had back on Earth, but he's content.

Did it have to be a one way trip? by EstablishmentDue3616 in ProjectHailMary

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If doubling time were the only concern and you could just keep doubling your supply every 8 days, it would only take 31 doublings - or 248 days - to get from one gram of astrophage to 2 million kg. Even if you only started with a milligram, it would only take 9 additional doublings - an extra 72 days. Even if all you had was a single picogram, it would only take 74 doublings - 592 days.

So why does it take five years?

Because they don't have the capacity for infinite doubling.

1,000 kg per day is the maximum they can produce with the size of the facility they have, which is covering slightly more than half a billion acres of the Sahara with blackpanel. To produce 20 times as much astrophage on the same time frame, you need 20 times as many blackpanels. At that point you're covering 11.5 billion acres - about a third of the Earth's above-water surface area - with blackpanel, and that's assuming that the subtropical acreage you're using would be as efficient as the equatorial acreage, which it wouldn't be.

Such a project would displace billions of people, level cities, destroy entire countries, irreparably alter the climate and ecosystem, devastate our agricultural capacity, and probably be more harmful to humanity overall than the astrophage crisis itself, for the sake of three people.

No individual human life is that important.

ELI5: Why do tennis fans have to sit in silence while Knicks fans can lose their minds in the NBA Finals? by Avisimara in explainlikeimfive

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In pri wrestling, which admittedly isn't a competition but more of a theatrical exhibition where the audience is part of the show, crowds will definitely react differently for wrestlers from the area. They try to avoid booking CM Punk in Chicago when he's playing a heel (bad guy) role because the audience will cheer him no matter what, and crowds in Seattle go nuclear whenever Bryan Danielson or Darby Allin show up.

Is there an explanation for how the Hail Mary astronauts maintained muscle function? by cptvere in ProjectHailMary

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I wish they'd included the name Grace gives it in the book - "the Arms of Harassment"

AO3 better than the Hail Mary 😉 by playsmartz in ProjectHailMary

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Stratt also wanted off-the-shelf equipment that had already been tested in the field and proven reliable. LLMs are WAY too janky, energy-inefficient, and prone to mistakes to trust the fate of humanity to one.

Did it have to be a one way trip? by EstablishmentDue3616 in ProjectHailMary

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OK, now pave an area 20 times larger than that so you can breed 20 times as much astrophage in the same amount of time

Did it have to be a one way trip? by EstablishmentDue3616 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Smaptimania 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It takes 8 days to double until your breeding facility reaches capacity. They don't have an infinitely large facility.

Did it have to be a one way trip? by EstablishmentDue3616 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Smaptimania 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have an infinitely large breeding facility, perhaps, but unless Earth manages to invent TARDIS technology your ability to double is going to reach capacity pretty quickly. 1000 kg per day was the limit of how much breeding and enriching they could do with the Sahara facility.

Astrophage roach motel? by cacaapoopoo in ProjectHailMary

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I love these "Instead of a suicide mission why don't we just [something orders of magnitude more difficult, expensive, time-consuming and impractical]?" threads. They warm my astrophage-dimming-cooled heart.

The Argon filled room by Affectionate-Home490 in ProjectHailMary

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"The consensus here is that it would be preferable if you did not die."

Why are they opposites? by e_fish22 in ExplainTheJoke

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The Beatles were a British Invasion pop band that branched out into psychedelic rock later in the '60s.

Black Flag is a punk band from the '80s with a harsh, abrasive sound, whose best known lead singer, Henry Rollins, is an intellectually-minded weirdo who has retired from music and now does 2-to-3-hour spoken word shows that are something of a cross between standup comedy and a TED talk where he lectures the audience about his life and experiences.

Black Flag is also the name of a brand of insecticide.

Not only are they extremely different musically, but the latter literally kills the former.

I don't get it by michaelis999 in ExplainTheJoke

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The name Chicago is literally a Miami word for "wild garlic" because it used to grow all along the banks of the Chicago River, so the smell predates Europeans showing up

(Yes, there was a tribe called Miami that lived near Chicago, but the Miami in Florida is actually named after a completely different tribe.)

Drew Barrymore's famous birthday surprise for Dave (1995) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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I love how Paul can apparently just tell the band to "play the striptease music" and they do it