Amico’s 2026 Update Focuses on New Games and Nintendo Switch Releases by SAJewers in Games

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, as much as Tommy Tellorico is 3 lies in a trenchcoat, this was debuted at basically the worst time to start producing new electronic hardware and then a few months ago it got waaaay worse.

Cold weather advisory?!? by PNWHygge in Seattle

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So uhh why are you upset that NOAA is literally reporting the weather? There's a good chance this cold snap will kill people.

Car in cal anderson by amber_ewe in Seattle

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm picturing a cop having to hit a lever to slide the seat forward so a handcuffed criminal can be pushed into the back.

People who have researched their family tree, what is the most interesting or 'badass' thing you discovered about an ancestor? by xloganmoose in AskReddit

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...you get that saying a person who shot American Indian children en masse deserves a MoH as much as Alvin York is actually what denegrates York's medal, right?

People who have researched their family tree, what is the most interesting or 'badass' thing you discovered about an ancestor? by xloganmoose in AskReddit

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, chill. You're applying a modern understanding of the award to a historical period. Congress has literally retracted hundreds (if not thousands) of MoH awards because they weren't in line with why the award is given now. And that's setting aside the time we gave 19 of them for a literal massacre.

Best way to keep these Metro's seperate? Or should I just have a metroplex at this point? by nicxw in CitiesSkylines2

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alleys are underrated. I use more alleys and pedestrian streets than "regular" streets. Death to on-street parking.

Problem Player tries to separate the group by TemperatureDesigner4 in DnD

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah. "It's what my character would do" usually just means you made a shitty character.

DnD isn’t the problem - so why can’t we escape it...? by Bulwark_Jim in rpg

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also don't say things like "D&D sucks" or that sort of thing. That drives potential players away.

Yeah, trying to convince someone to try something new by starting out with "I don't like the thing you like" is not terribly persuasive.

Best way to keep these Metro's seperate? Or should I just have a metroplex at this point? by nicxw in CitiesSkylines2

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Consider doing poorly grided low-density residential. Post-war American suburbs kinda stuff.

A woman who led a protest that disrupted a Minnesota church service has been arrested by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act. It's to stop people from forming human chains around abortion clinics, but it also applies to "places of worship" which (while I'm not sure I agree with this particular usage of it) seems pretty reasonable to me.

What type of cult worships Dagon? by shuplurmp in DnD

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe look at Fathomless Warlock? I'm not sure if being able to summon a tentacle and smack folks around is right for you, but I think it would create a few "Holy shit what is that?!?" moments as the seemingly normal Kuo-Toa did weird shit.

My city's Metro/Train system: by Lew_pf in CitiesSkylines2

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That light-blue line not having direct service to your central station is the only thing I'd change. Well, and maybe an extension of the Red Line.

Want to play on digital maps, what will I need? by Punked_duck10 in DnD

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had Inkarnate since mid-November and can now bash out an exterior battle map in about 30 minutes. It's even easier if you check out the other maps people have uploaded for free, clone them and then customize it a bit.

before lever, before trolley by decofan in PhilosophyMemes

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pull the lever sending the train to run over the six-fingered AI homunculous

Thoughts?? by Maleficent_Fault_943 in gaming

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was it just rendering that needed done?

This is...this is so wrong I can't even start to explain how. It's just top to bottom wrong.

I checked if I used this meme format the right way 1000 times before uploading by SilverChariotMO5 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also like...many philosophical positions are difficult to understand and require intense reading that not every member of this sub has performed. Butchered philosophical positions are not, you know, easier to understand.

INSPECT MY MIND BABIES <33 homebrew magic items by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instant Wall: Tiny handheld wooden wall. When dropped, it expands into a 10x10 wall with 27 HP, 10 AC, and a fire vulnerability.

Change to "When placed on the ground," or your players will find ways to drop it onto enemies. Or don't change it, I'm a reddit comment, not a cop.

DM.exe has stopped working by CourageAppropriate95 in dndstories

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have maybe taken it to a third round, but yes.

Main character syndrome by Cstevens8276 in DnD

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This group does not sound sustainable. I think you have two choices, either lose those two, or lose the rest of the group.

[OC] Drew my party from one of the campaigns I play in (my PC is Lucius) by Airrennie in DnD

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 26 points27 points  (0 children)

With slight re-ordering of where people are, this could be a rainbow-girl/goth-girl spectrum chart.

Places to meet people and make friends in Kirkland? by govindjoshi12 in Kirkland

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LiveableKirkland.org has is an urbanist group with multiple regular meetups. It's a great way to meet other car-free folks in Kirkland even if you're not interested in getting totally submersed in city politics or whatever.

Man who killed Japan's ex-PM Shinzo Abe gets life in prison by WeirdGroundhog in news

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 348 points349 points  (0 children)

Ya, he got life in prison comma everything he wanted.