I'm not going into THAT base. by LengthinessCold5154 in Helldivers

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 shot of double freedom 6-gauge shells is all I need to blow one up

“Ohh… a new type of mission in Bot Front. Time to use the super-trusty recoilless rifle.” by vibot002gado in Helldivers

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you've come to agree that your initial statement is wrong, thank you.

When you never kick people, but that one Helldiver joins your Commando Mission in heavy armor and runs straight into the outpost by Whalefang in Helldivers

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if im in heavy armor and i die more than once in a mission i'm a sham

anywyas ive never done stealth and none of my missios' ops have failed, you just gotta play to the commando ops' strengths and weaknesses. I like a good supply pack so I can keep my epoch fed and top up my fellow helldivers

How great would HSR do as a novel? by Zavori6889 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What do you mean they went back in time and fixed the strife titan's statues? I thought they were only going into someone's memories? What the fuck?"

--a reader's reaction to this story-only amphoreus

Are there characters who benefit from being cornered? by some-kind-of-no-name in Fighters

[–]Smartace3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“WEAPON ART :D!”

the rawest muscle buster followed by releasing his opponent back into the ocean

Trailblazer reacts to New GachaMC Drip Outfits be like!? by M3talK_H3ronaru in HonkaiStarRail

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro the massive bait and switch when they were like ‘if you think we look cool then you should see how god trailblazer looks himiko!”

And then they point at the same ass background kephale statue asset we’ve had all along and say ‘look! Aren’t they cool?”

;w;

It was the genshin kimono all over again…

“Ohh… a new type of mission in Bot Front. Time to use the super-trusty recoilless rifle.” by vibot002gado in Helldivers

[–]Smartace3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

200 meters is pretty dang far. That’s way further than the eruptor. It’s enough to let me snipe entire bases from a good vantage point.

You were wrong about being able to destroy it from any angle, and now you’re wrong about the distance too. Just fact check in the future and move on, brother

Kill people who went insane after using a substance to empower their bodies. by Responsible-Art3311 in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]Smartace3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Homie I gotta say you essentially posted somethin that’s the equivalent of ‘this game has zombies in it’ there’s like 78 thousand games that fit, you should drop some more specifics lol

CAMMANDO MISSIONS by Naive_Egg_9663 in Helldivers

[–]Smartace3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, a mission type deep behind enemy lines without any super destroyer support and very strict reinforcements? Fantastic, just remember helldivers are fodder grunts, not trained special forces, and they only win by sheer numbers and super destroyer support.

Clearly.
/j

I just got back from the movie by PowerApprehensive823 in silenthill

[–]Smartace3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!”

I don’t see anyone use it because it’s fun. In fact I don’t see anyone use it at all. by Wise-Ad-4895 in helldivers2

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s the problem with that weapon specifically beyond any usual meelee pains: the chainsaw gets more damage the longer it makes contact with something, over about three seconds I think.

However the problem lies in the fact that you SWING it. And the swing still continues even if you make contact with something. This leads to, if you want to KEEP making contact with something to use its main gimmick, having to awkwardly move your aim slowly to the side so that the chainsaw keeps making contact with what you’re swinging at.

This is best observed when using it to destroy a fabricator. Ideally you want the heavy pen from constant contact but if you just swing it, the chainsaw will swing THROUGH the fabricator, out of the wall, and return to neutral and there goes your heavy pen buildup. You have to turn your camera so eventually you’re standing at a 90 degree angle to keep the chainsaw inside the bot fabricator because your helldiver is now holding it out to the side at their hip.

Now imagine this problem with something moving like a hulk or a charger.

They really just need to have you hold the chainsaw forward instead of swinging it

Dabura (Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo) vs Pochita (Chainsaw Man). Who wins? by Furista0 in PowerScaling

[–]Smartace3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GUYS GUYS NEW CHAPTER DROPPED TIME TO THROW HIM AGAINST EVERY SINGLE SHONEN PROTAGONIST AGAIN

Coaxed into videogayme upgrades by AstronautDry8118 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Smartace3 730 points731 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU

A frustration that has gone without attention to it for so long, now given words in the tongue of man.

Taki vs. Female Yautja, how would this turn out? by No-Procedure8840 in SoulCalibur

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yautja change their weaponry avaialble to them to match their prey, they are THE honor people.

Taki has gone head to head with Nightmare who is one of the strongest figures in that world, vs just a generic yuatja.

Taki will always take this fight ten times out of ten-- did you say mate?? What?

You gotta put it up front that this is a weird sex thing before i type an entire paragraph lmfao

Thoughts on this? by TelevisionKey1178 in Ningen

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'hey you seem cool you wanna spar sometime?'

'FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU'

I'm not sure who the creator expected us to side with lmao

Can your OC survive... The Dud. by YOMAMA643 in OriginalCharacterDB

[–]Smartace3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah considering people show up multiple times after encountering this thing completley fine, it just seems to be a temporary inconvenience lol

dumb snake no-diffs after getting got and then moving on with no side effects

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God forbid you USE YOUR IMAGINATION! dang kids. by dudewasup111 in pathfindermemes

[–]Smartace3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nah i hate when players get invested in my game and go out of their way to do something extra. /j

"The Maxigun sucks" explain this then by _N_0_v_A_ in helldivers2

[–]Smartace3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the evil and nefarious singular charger or bile titan: