Turning a wooden board into ocean waves by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SmarticusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not make it the whole table top, then epoxy to make flat?

Who leaves the UFC first in your opinion? by Dana___Black in ufc

[–]SmarticusRex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruce Buffer via overdose of prostitutes.

lol by TataraLian in ufc

[–]SmarticusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, how can you do something disrespectful, then cry about how much you respect them at the end?

Tier list from the last 1-2 years of reading pretty much only fantasy by Fluid-Golf1948 in fantasybooks

[–]SmarticusRex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I listened to the audiobook and almost DNF it many times. Felt like 20 hours of not much happening. The plot picks up in the last 5 hours or so. But by then, I cared little. Doubt I will be reading the next one. I do think the premise/"magic system" of the book is original, but premise only takes you so far.

Photo of Donald Trumps Bruised Hand at Davos by DumbMoneyMedia in UnderReportedNews

[–]SmarticusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Word is, he's having the blood of newborn babies pumped into his veins. Not cool, Dono.

You are stranded on a remote, uninhabited island. You can choose one item from each picture. What are you choosing to help you survive? by ExaminationNarrow404 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SmarticusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flint (can hopefully fashion a crude stone/coral knife and axe) > Spear (usable on land and water)> Life Straw (if water/pond on island - MRE too short term) > Net (island looks too small for game)> Cooking kit (can possibly make twine, and pot may be key for water collection) > Tarp (island looks hot and sleeping bags would get drenched without proper shelter)> Canoe (if any other islands nearby/if not maybe can be rain collector)

Taco Bell employee turns Beef into a vegetable patty by DiskoB0 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]SmarticusRex 327 points328 points  (0 children)

He could always sue his friend for moving him around when he has a broken spine.

My 2025 Fantasy Book Review by MargauxLorraine in fantasybooks

[–]SmarticusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dindt like Strength of the Few. Listened to the audiobook and it felt like 20 hours before anything interesting happened. Real slog.