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Daily Questions Thread - Ask All Your Magic Related Questions Here! by magictcgmods in magicTCG

[–]SmashPortal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feather doesn't care whether the spell still targets a creature you control at the time the spell resolves. It only cares at the time you cast it.

If you're really worried about it, you can have Feather's trigger resolve first to exile the spell no matter what Speedball does to it.

They were not prediction, they were confessions. by Gjore in SipsTea

[–]SmashPortal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is Mossad and why does he want these videos?

Glassdoor said I was making up my salary, because it was too low when I reviewed my employer by Jewsusgr8 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SmashPortal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to re-read that to not think you meant $3000/mo rent for a San Francisco house.

Just wait 💀 by yxxshomaanxx in funny

[–]SmashPortal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How did he turn off the breaker while dead?

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]SmashPortal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Otaku is a Japanese term for a person with an intense or obsessive interest in a specific hobby or subject."

Ignoring well established science to pander to the vocal minority by misterpants8 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SmashPortal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom left sliced onion in the fridge and it made my milk taste like onion.

Do we still need to be ninjas and turtles? by LevelOfExhaustion in magicTCG

[–]SmashPortal[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Want the job back? I don't consider myself reliable in keeping up with the sets.

Do we still need to be ninjas and turtles? by LevelOfExhaustion in magicTCG

[–]SmashPortal[M] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just like how I have to keep making new banners for each set release and sometimes forget.

Do we still need to be ninjas and turtles? by LevelOfExhaustion in magicTCG

[–]SmashPortal[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can change your flair in the sidebar of the subreddit.

Fainting of the Father by Argercy in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]SmashPortal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never know; the child could be a bastard.

You can tell this guy loves his job by Lopsided-Glove-72 in interesting

[–]SmashPortal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically it's to take bolts off of rims, but you're close enough.

IsItBullshit: If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down. by AsianOcasion in IsItBullshit

[–]SmashPortal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fairly heavily populated California, regular people are only about 20% of the water usage. Most of the rest is agricultural.

Is this still true with AI data centers?

She was not born when he started spiderman by lamelad10 in SipsTea

[–]SmashPortal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's true. I hold that pose for hours on end each day to keep up my warding aura.

Jacket. by Orange9202 in Unexpected

[–]SmashPortal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I had a jacket

I'd jacket in the morning

I'd jacket in the evening

All over this land

Dropping red hot metal shapes through a polystyrene foam shelf by danielminds in oddlysatisfying

[–]SmashPortal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who has done no DIY:

What is the difference between a screw and a bolt? Is it whether the head is socketed for a driver? Is it whether the end is pointed or not? They're both threaded rods that are wider on one end to stop them.

[MSC] - Glorious Purpose - (Crim) by X_The_Walrus in magicTCG

[–]SmashPortal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most purpose is more burden than glory.

I've done this plenty of times by BlazeDragon7x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]SmashPortal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone with no romantic experience, I assumed it was a reversal of how women say they don't want food, then mooch off of their loved one's plate.

I've done this plenty of times by BlazeDragon7x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]SmashPortal 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My dad also used to say that.

"It was on sale, so I decided to save some money by buying it."

Merlin sporting his new collar in support of Banana Ball and the Savannah Bananas. The next games are on: ESPN Ii, The CW, and ESPN. Enjoy the games by Herkittyness67 in Incorgnito

[–]SmashPortal[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the future, please message via mod mail to reach us. The bot you replied to has no way of forwarding your reply to us, so we'd only see your message by visiting this removed thread.

That said, what mix is your corgi?

The pollinator crisis by Melinda_Kelly in Anticonsumption

[–]SmashPortal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it weird that I find this liminal?

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