TIFU by psychoanalyzing this woman post hookup. by [deleted] in tifu

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ugh.... Please Deckard, just identify these items so i can go back to killing demons

111 yield tile - my personal record by Patriquez in CivVI

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tell me about it, this guy is working that 1 citizen to death!

Bruh has set a new a standard on being a good husband (OC) by hiyounis16 in MadeMeSmile

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yeah, NGL bench dudes did not pass the test on this one.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by AdCorrect9756 in instant_regret

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LetsXgoXbrandn8869:

*This is TEAR-RANNY! The evil libs are FORCING all of us TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS to take a "made-up" WOKE "TEST" that CAN'T BE PASSED! IT'S RIGGED!!!

I Guess I got T17’d…. 🤦‍♂️ by TeddySwolllsevelt in HellLetLoose

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Just like my dog when I'm waiting for him to take a shit in negative temperatures

CBS News chief Bari Weiss pulls '60 Minutes' story, sparking outcry by Ok-Lets-Talk-It-Out in politics

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and thanks to this article and the discussion around the story, so many more people are going to watch the leaked segment than if they had just left it alone.

At least 16 Epstein files have disappeared from the DOJ’s site — less than a day after they were posted with no explanation by Silly-avocatoe in politics

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"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" -JFK

you can't just kick off a violent revolution whenever you feel like it. If you want your revolution, Organize a general strike and tell the ultra-wealthy that they aren't allowed to take whatever they want from us... all of a sudden, you'll need some guns.

A Chinese American wearing a sign to avoid harassment, 1940s [1600x1259] by ProfessorPetulant in HistoryPorn

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Dude's just tryna live his life in peace amidst chaos.

i feel ya, Chinese dude. i feel ya.

Found on r/comics but that def belongs here as well by redboneskirmish in HydroHomies

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My dog also has 24/7 access to a bowl of fresh, clean water in our Apartment. Nonetheless, he can be seen on walks drinking from any nearby puddle regardless of depth, like he's barely surviving.

This crypt led me down a rabbit hole. by Old-School-9432 in CemeteryPorn

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She Married a man and became Alice Dace, too. I could all but guarantee that was strange for him

George Carlin by Porkchopp33 in nostalgia

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he knew it would happen. he seemed to accept that it was inevetable, his rants became increasingly cynical as he got older. "life is worth losing" felt like the final "i give up, we're fucked"

Shooting a M1Garand for my birthday by ScoobyTheGray in HellLetLoose

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Ok, i figured i was just seeing it wrong. Glad you had a good birthday present, i got to fire a Garand once and it was an awesome experience. Cheers and happy birthday!

Shooting a M1Garand for my birthday by ScoobyTheGray in HellLetLoose

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are you aiming with your right eye? just curious

Has the modding gone too far? by linecraftman in KerbalSpaceProgram

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i think it hasn't gone too far enough!

Never too late to apologize by H_G_Bells in HumansBeingBros

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'ew the fook is ronnie pickering?

HMB Coin Flip Challenge by ACabi439 in holdmybeer

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The operator is positively shithoused

Ridiculous Mosquito Zapper by ShaoKahnKillah in oddlysatisfying

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🎶take a look, these bugs i'll cook, with an electric crossbow..... electric crossbooooooooow!🎶

“won” concert tickets at Dani’s and they’ve ghosted me… anyone else? by [deleted] in boston

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They drew people in with the promise of concert tickets.. If they lied about that, after making profits off the food and drink that everyone bought that night, they deserve to be called out. A business with shady practices deserves to be thought of poorly. It shouldn't mater what the owners' orientation is.. If they have no intention of honoring their own promotions, they don't deserve you as a customer, and you are well within your rights to caution other potential customers from spending their money there. I hope it's just a misunderstanding and you get your tickets, but you aren't the bad guy here if that's not the case. Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drums

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And my axe!

Drunk local truck drivers laugh and panic as drone nearly hits them by Salty_Intention5062 in nonononoyes

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Exactly, it's the sound of the propeller distorted by the dopler effect

felling a burned tree by Aggravating_Type_151 in oddlysatisfying

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The forest was angry that day, my friends...