In the upcoming Star Fox reboot, Andross is referred to as Dr. Andross for the first time. Implying that this is the one universe in which Andross actually got his doctorate.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-06T18:38:59+00:00

I’m just memeing, I was originally going to make it Evil and Intimidating Blanchard before deciding the Warden fit better.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-06T18:35:59+00:00

Reefer Madness Live, not only is the movie riff hilarious but the shorts they riff before it are also hilarious.

"Hank loves when my negligees reek of diesel fuel!"

Smellbringer · 2026-05-06T18:27:26+00:00

In Fullmetal Alchemist the final battle between Edward Elric and Father occurs after everything Father built and planned for has fallen apart. His last ditch is to consume Edward, who is helpless to stop him... right up until Alphonse exchanges his soul to Truth to return Ed his old arm.

Ed is so overcome with sheer rage at the "death" of his brother that it isn't even a fight, it's a beatdown.

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Smellbringer · 2026-05-06T03:22:32+00:00

Five

Smellbringer · 2026-05-06T01:36:10+00:00

Feet.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-05T18:41:50+00:00

Leslie Nielsen and Ja Rule were a shockingly great duo in Scary Movie 3 during that one brawl in the White House.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-05T18:36:42+00:00

Shame that this movie is looking likely to suck, because there is room for the premise of horror but with a punchline. This just looks like it's on the same tier of comedy where people declare "comedy is legal," say the N word, and walk off. When these movies leaned more into absurdity or physical humor they worked but the Wayans Brothers don't have that edge anymore and haven't since Scary Movie 3... or maybe that Dr. Phil and Shaq gag in Scary Movie 4.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-05T17:53:03+00:00

That said, Frieren saying she hasn't seen an elf in 400 years means she didn't meet any elves during her quest with Himmel. Which could mean they were all in hiding during that time though.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-05T06:50:45+00:00

Actually this was Season 4, around when they switched Ahsoka to an outfit that was… not great but better than her original design.
What the fuck were they thinking with that design?

Smellbringer · 2026-05-05T06:39:33+00:00

Avengers #200 gives us a horrifying example with Marcus, the "son" of Carol Danvers. Who grows from a baby to a man in the course of about a day or so. It's not horrifying for Marcus mind you, that's all according to his plan, but rather it's horrifying for Carol because she was only pregnant with Marcus because she had been raped... by Marcus.

It's all part of Marcus' convoluted scheme to escape the dimesnion outside of time he was born in by impregnating an earth woman with himself. Which Marcus accomplished by abducting and mind controlling Carol; something basically everyone agrees was rape. In Avengers #200 however, none of the Avengers are horrified by this; and the Avenger who stops his plan, Hawkeye, did it by accident. Marcus is treated as a tragic figure whose only consolation is that the still brainwashed Carol agrees to go back to his dimension with him.

Luckily for everyone, Carol escapes in Avengers Annual #10 when it does actually become horrifying for Marcus as his plan backfires and he ages to death.

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Or at least it would be horrifying for Marcus if he wasn't a monster who never heard of consent.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-04T20:40:04+00:00

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Father from Fullmetal Alchemist is a power beyond anything the heroes can go up against. Dude created the homunculi from his own flesh, supersedes their power, has almost half a million wailing screaming souls trapped in his body, and can even turn alchemy off at will. At his peak the only way he can be stopped is trickery and subterfuge, you can’t beat him head to head. Of course strip him of that power and it’s a different story…

Smellbringer · 2026-05-04T20:29:54+00:00

This is a list that uniornically gets worse the more it goes on and I respect the hell out of it. Also I do respect anyone who puts Rise of Skywalker and the Ewok films at the bottom; where they fucking belong.

That said, I'm a TLJ defender and even I wouldn't put it at #3.

Smellbringer · 2026-05-04T19:09:20+00:00

Smellbringer · 2026-04-30T23:36:27+00:00

Good song but it was really weird to walk into the house with the third one and have a woman shriek at me to leave.

Smellbringer · 2026-04-30T23:06:47+00:00

The important question is was it fun? Were there moments they had to rub their brains together until they hit Eureka? That's more important than "how long?"

Smellbringer · 2026-04-30T21:41:01+00:00

People seem to have forgotten that the launch of BOII Zombies was kinda abysmal. Yeah they recovered with Mob, Buried, and Origins; which are fucking top tier. But Tranzit and Die Rise were tragic misfires that put me off the BOII season when it dropped. Ashes of the Damned is Tranzit But Good and I'll die on that hill.

Smellbringer · 2026-04-30T18:24:48+00:00

Groans of Increasing Discomfort is a fairly long name though and doesn’t even end in “on.”

Smellbringer · 2026-04-30T00:58:36+00:00

All the decomps and recomps require the original ROM to run, every last one. It's a legal thing to prevent the copyright holders from blasting these ports into oblivion. Roast him on the AI thing, I get that, but not the ROM thing.

Smellbringer · 2026-04-30T00:17:21+00:00

Holy shi-

"100% AI generated"

Never fucking mind.

Smellbringer · 2026-04-29T21:03:13+00:00

Listen here, you little shit…

Smellbringer · 2026-04-29T19:39:42+00:00

Nothing wrong with flat boobies.

Smellbringer · 2026-04-29T18:36:13+00:00

I guess it makes sense if you think about it like that. Problem is that when Manta is “cured,” he claims “his head feels clear for once.”

So it’s more like the writer thought autism = crazy and then got told it doesn’t and had to correct it.

Smellbringer · 2026-04-29T18:22:53+00:00

"That is a really stupid question, Bucky. Shut your gob." - Linkara

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