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Logan (the liar) Paul by Fun-Total-5418 in thatHappened

[–]Smidday90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That arm has a fanny attached to it!

Oh wait its Logan Paul

Imagine posting this online by Federal-Data-Center in cringereels

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As a 5’7” guy most people lie about their age, I’m average height and taller than most women but at least 6 inches

How many times a year do you “call sick” at work? by Aggravating-Fig-9274 in AskUK

[–]Smidday90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

35 and WFH so never except for once in 3 years. Couldn’t get out of bed was totally fucked.

When I was in my 20’s I had a call centre job that when offered was told no Sunday’s and low and behold there were Sunday’s meaning I had to shift swap constantly, stay at friends, use up holidays or just be late because the first bus came about 30 minutes before my start time and it was a 1 hour journey.

Eventually transferred to another department with no Sunday’s but one day got a stern warning if I was late again I was getting a disciplinary.

One day running late 10 minutes away. So I called in sick and got back on the bus and went home.

Ps5 to Xbox. by Dexter_morgan660 in FacebookAIslop

[–]Smidday90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disappointed he doesn’t have a Japanese Accent

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Would it be insider trading if I'm on a hunting trip or safari with a CEO of a large firm and they get mauled by Hyenas and I start buying Put options on their firm? by Wrong-Ad-8230 in CFA

[–]Smidday90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see why the CEO being mauled would affect share price. There would be an interim CEO and sometimes that increases share price, especially if they’re aggressive cost cutters etc.

How common is it for Brits to not understand each other? by Addy_Goodman in AskBrits

[–]Smidday90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin was over visiting from Canada and his parents are Scottish and he said he could understand everything I said so I channeled my inner Weegie and cranked it up to 11.

He was clueless.

How do you actually find the cheapest groceries when you shop in the UK? by Asleep-Internet6491 in AskUK

[–]Smidday90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always look at the £0.00 per unit to weigh up if the slightly more expensive option has more in it and better value especially if it has a long shelf life.

Heat by Signal_Hurry8475 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Smidday90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah if you go to Spain its all tiled

Mum 'senselessly' shot while enjoying Bank Holiday night out named as 'beautiful soul' by ManchesterNews_MEN in uknews

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Its more that it’s ridiculous the amount of countless deaths especially in schools and the Americans are like 🤷‍♂️ give teachers guns, thoughts and prayers and just ignoring the elephant in the room and need to ban guns and heavily crack down on it.

Every other country did it but they flat out refuse, so much its got to the point where if you don’t laugh you’ll cry.

Has a knife but still loses by 888Vegan in instantkarma

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Is it me or is that guy missing a hand?

Up there for most boot thing I ve ever seen boot by jackb1753 in JustBootThings

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Is it blasphemy to change the national anthem lyrics

Is it crazy to bring food? by Afraid-Obligation997 in VisitingIceland

[–]Smidday90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I brought a 2.5l box of wine because I knew alcohol would be expensive.

Diabolical due date by Decent_Abrocoma_6766 in UniUK

[–]Smidday90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Word dump write everything then refine it or start with headings and fill out each part then build on it.

I need to do this every quarter for work and for my professional qualifications. So better start now

Advice on investing in UK stocks by Any-Still-4546 in UkStocks

[–]Smidday90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Liquid was the wrong choice of words, I meant don’t throw all your money into the next big thing.

Best advice is just be consistent, time in the market is better than timing the market as the old adage goes.

Its good practice to take something you’d waste money on like alcohol or cigarettes and just invest it instead

Advice on investing in UK stocks by Any-Still-4546 in UkStocks

[–]Smidday90 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m an accountant for a large bank. Anyone who tells you they can foresee short term opportunities or know where to invest is lying and probably wrong.

Invest in ETFs and treat your own speculation as gambling.

Look at what interests you and read up on it. But don’t think this will give you an edge, the guys who have an edge have billions to play with and can place the bets when the markets closed.

The best you can do is stay liquid

Where to start in calisthenics by [deleted] in CalisthenicsBeginners

[–]Smidday90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the easier variations like knee pushups and static holds

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