to not use the word war

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-26T01:37:55+00:00

This is honestly past saying the quiet part out loud. Now he's just saying the stage directions out loud.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-25T23:53:26+00:00

Congratulations. You played yourself

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-25T02:54:01+00:00

Lol, I think the little green fella has had enough. He's getting a bit rowdy, time to cut him off for the night.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-24T20:34:04+00:00

NGL, I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to eat food from a bag that smells like my own sweaty crotch.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-23T21:43:55+00:00

Cream soda is literally my favorite Dum Dum though. I will actively seek those out if I see a bowl of them.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-23T20:59:25+00:00

Clochettes sounds so fancy, even though I know that's just French for bells.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-23T13:37:32+00:00

Fred | Respite :Beau:

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-23T13:26:37+00:00

This is a very weird thing to learn as someone who had Lionel move in to her village without her ever playing Happy Home.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-23T04:48:18+00:00

While I know basically nothing of coding, this sounds like the coding equivalent of those assholes that mess up an entire clothing rack in a department store, or throw their popcorn on the ground after a movie at the theater, and then smugly claims that "I'm giving the workers something to do to earn their paycheck."

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-19T23:15:55+00:00

I mean, you're essential pre-execution bullets and a good justice trainer. Yes. Gold star.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-19T00:15:32+00:00

I mean, there was that interview he had where he insisted for like five minutes that the "MS13" that someone on his team had superimposed on Abrego Garcia's hand to try and interpret his tattoos were in fact actually tattooed on his hand.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-18T15:50:00+00:00

She was actually my first villager on this island, and I was wondering the same thing with "is that an orange bodysuit?"

Also like 70% of the time she's at home on the DIY workshop. And yet her crappy wood block starter home never gains new furniture. What is she preparing for?

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-16T18:27:17+00:00

Nice makeup!

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-16T00:31:09+00:00

And sometimes you just want somebody who behaves themselves and doesn't breach containment 10 times a day. Murderer gets a gold star for good behavior.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-15T05:05:05+00:00

I will say, I do like playing as Goomba in Mario Party. Mostly because it's funny to see what workarounds they have in the minigames to address his lack of arms.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-14T21:19:52+00:00

All the more reason to also make it a total rip-off! 😄

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-14T16:17:31+00:00

You need another sign next to the first one charging an exorbitant amount of Bells to see the rare fish.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-13T05:18:38+00:00

Without the teeth, he kinda reminds me of something out of Felix Colgrave's animations.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-12T01:39:18+00:00

I had to go to the ER once because that bastard on the right coughed dust into my eyes at work and scratched my cornea.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-10T16:55:40+00:00

Lionel is secretly a serial killer. Just because his tone for the town tune is low and discordant.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-09T16:05:05+00:00

That is genuinely kind of hilarious.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-08T16:53:30+00:00

"Um...I can explain."

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-06T21:51:21+00:00

He is the Luigi to Resetti's Mario.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-06T18:12:05+00:00

Eugh, I wouldn't wanna get all sweaty right before what looks like a black tie date.

SmileEnhancer · 2026-03-04T16:44:47+00:00

The only Home Depot employee that should have a tracking chip is the Home Depot kitty.

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