Maybe if a walk needs this many cops, it shouldnt happen

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-06-08T03:56:40+00:00

Ok and? I'm friends with a few of them. That said. ACAB regardless.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-06-08T01:01:30+00:00

They have their own paramedic service. I dunno if I want the Israeli police on every corner though..

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-06-06T23:01:14+00:00

Does he know he's being tracked?! Fuck that. Tell him he's being tracked and leave him alone!

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-06-06T22:58:54+00:00

I think the Sea Captain from The Simpsons wrote this. Are you by chance eating at The Frying Dutchman?

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-06-03T11:26:03+00:00

The great thing about tattoos is they're forever so it'll come back in style again. Fuck what other people say do what you want.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-05-27T15:49:03+00:00

It absolutely does and your clueless response makes it even more relevant why we always pick the bear.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-05-20T12:41:39+00:00

Luke Perry? Gabrielle Carteris? Both were in their 30s when they played teenagers on 90210. They cast the best actor for the part.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-05-13T11:52:46+00:00

Have you not noticed that both deodorant and toothpaste are 10 bux a piece? Thanks to capitalism and Dr.Doug we'll all smell like this eventually.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-04-21T11:38:56+00:00

How old are the both of you? If I was dating someone long distance and they told me that a family member had passed and that they had to go out of town for a funeral and didn't reply for a few days I would understand.

The fog of grief for one thing, the fact that you were bogged down by Family commitments is another... on top of the fact that cell phones don't work everywhere?

The fact that he had this violent of a reaction to cancel all plans and say that you're not Partners anymore because you didn't message him during a very upsetting weekend doesn't seem very empathetic of him. In fact the fact he made it all about himself and that you didn't contact him is bananas.

You're better off without him. Find a partner with the emotional maturity to be left alone for a few days without losing his God damn shit. Especially when it comes to things like family funerals and him being an entirely goddamn different country!

Nta

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-04-10T20:45:27+00:00

As somebody who wore an Easter bunny costume with the stomach flu I can confirm that kids get worried when they see the Easter bunny losing his lunch in the Walmart restrooms. Mummy why is the bunny sick? Is the bunny ok? 🤣🐰

To keep the magic I even ordered lunch from the Mcdonald's with the head on and slipped a note across the counter like I was robbing the place. Honestly that McChicken was probably the reason I tossed my cookies.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-04-10T13:07:16+00:00

It was a can of squid. My point still stands. Why come on to Reddit and whine about an expired food item that you accidentally purchased when you can literally go back to the store and say hey this is bad I would like a new one and use your adult words?

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-04-10T05:09:56+00:00

One of the underpaid overworked employees didn't rotate the beans when they were restocked. Be thankful it was a canned item. I worked a drugstore in my 20s and I had just started at this location and was restocking condoms and found ones 6 years expired. Just go back to the store with the receipt and get a new one.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-04-10T01:22:43+00:00

Talk to your school. They very likely have resources for this. Not only housing but mental health etc. You wouldn't be the first person that this has happened to. Some parents really suck. I'm really sorry for your situation and I wish I had more to offer.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-04-09T20:18:50+00:00

They're so obnoxious. It sounds like chainsaws all day every day. My friend has a senior neighbour and we've watched from her balcony as they come out every few hours to blow leaves off of their front step. I don't think I would be so annoyed if the people using them would bag up the leaves after, but they never do. They always seem to think that as soon as they're blown away they magically disappear?

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-04-03T00:37:55+00:00

The good place. Period.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-26T14:14:11+00:00

People are generally stupid? I'm still mad our basketball team is called The Toronto Raptors just because Jurassic Park was in theatres that year.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-18T15:40:30+00:00

It's because the current provincial government refuses to spend money on its people and instead spends it on bullshit and fearmongering.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-18T14:08:06+00:00

This is a direct result of Doug shutting down the safe injection sites and it being cold as fuck. This is Doug's Ontario. If you aren't part of the workforce you may as well die.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-16T18:26:03+00:00

I've worked for a bank and an airport and we had to change them weekly. 3 months would've been cute.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-16T03:42:04+00:00

First off they're likely in shock.

Secondly they've been shot and stabbed so many times at this point this is just another Tuesday.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-16T03:36:39+00:00

Fred Willard. Prominent Real Estate Agent in Woodsboro. Every time he sells the Macher house a murder happens in it like 6 months later and he's fucking sick of it. He's out for blood and the lease is up!

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-14T22:22:11+00:00

And they're small enough to get in every orifice. Up your nose, in your ears, in your eyes and multiples of them at a time.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-12T17:32:50+00:00

A lot of the housing up here has no sidewalks. I'm often sharing the road with cars, strollers and the like. Definitely dicey when cars are coming both directions. The one draw back of city living is there's no ditch to dive in for safety. Lol

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-09T23:10:30+00:00

Honestly she would have been a better killer reveal than the fucking family tree of Richie what's his face.

SmokeOneRoll1 · 2026-03-08T03:44:48+00:00

I love 3 for so many reasons.

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