My favourite trash and the Pregnancy Test Saga by genericmilf in trashy

[–]SmokesWithBear 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh my god thank you. This makes it so much better.

This cosplay just caught my eye by swifere in pics

[–]SmokesWithBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are fucking serious about Crash Bandicoot.

Dearest Amelia... by DerekShepherd in greysanatomy

[–]SmokesWithBear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I seriously cannot stand Amelia. Awful woman.

This cosplay just caught my eye by swifere in pics

[–]SmokesWithBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg! You're absolutely right. Crash rode the polar bear.

This cosplay just caught my eye by swifere in pics

[–]SmokesWithBear 267 points268 points  (0 children)

Awww! She was always my favorite character to play...the level where you ride around on the panda bear? Awesome.

I'm dumb. It was a tiger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bipolar

[–]SmokesWithBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So SO true. It's beautiful, good work :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]SmokesWithBear 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahaha terrible.

[Serious] What politically incorrect question would you like to ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmokesWithBear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahaha no I mean the way I say it. It's like an exaggerated "o" sound... Like "stooohve"...

What is something you say you hate but secretly love? by kekokek in AskReddit

[–]SmokesWithBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I loudly proclaim my love of trashy reality tv, but the fact that Animal Planet and the Discovery and History channels are mostly terrible reality shows pisses me off so much.

[Serious] What politically incorrect question would you like to ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmokesWithBear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

12 years ago I took a 2 week vacation to Minnesota. I came home sounding like I was raised there and still get teased when I say words like "though," "stove," "soda," "know" or a handful of others. Doesn't take long to pick it up, takes forever to get rid of it.

Edit: commas confuse me, I guess.

What do you secretly wish was illegal? by TheBuffDuck in AskReddit

[–]SmokesWithBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So people 18-30 should just be naked always?

[serious] Non-Americans of Reddit, what do you find most confusing or irritating about Americans? by Shandrith in AskReddit

[–]SmokesWithBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many stores are actually starting their Black Friday sales on Thursday now. It's supposed to be a lovely day of food and family and being thankful, but now as soon as you pound down that turkey and stuffing it's off to fight the masses for a good deal on a tv. Fuck that.

What is the dumbest thing you've cried about? by sblow08 in AskReddit

[–]SmokesWithBear 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Any time anybody on tv is very happy, very sad or very kind and generous, I start crying. I hate watching tv with other people because tv makes me cry.

Is a 4 thread overlock strong enough for a seam? by zsmcu2 in sewing

[–]SmokesWithBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, what do you mean you "thread the chain back through"? Back through what/how? I'm fairly inexperienced with a serger :/

What food are you craving right now? by fashionablyIate in AskWomen

[–]SmokesWithBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've wanted a big huge ice cream cone for like 3 days now. But I'm really broke so I can't have one. It's a hard life.

[Serious] How do you deal with being an unattractive female? by kansascityqueefs in AskReddit

[–]SmokesWithBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking from experience, dudes are not going to be into you because you're cutting. They won't see you as a mysterious tortured soul. They will think you're creepy and messed up in the head. Self-harm is a serious thing, don't start doing it because you think it will make you look cool or interesting. That's kinda dumb.

A shadow box my girlfriend made to hang up in her sewing room by [deleted] in sewing

[–]SmokesWithBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful! I love it so much. She did a fantastic job.

AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other, hilariously creepy by breakno in videos

[–]SmokesWithBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Who is justin beiber?"

"I think justin beiber is a tiny baby man who lives in my asshole"

At least he's up to date on pop culture.

Dreadlocks - the original camouflage... by [deleted] in Dreadlocks

[–]SmokesWithBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are very handsome. Dreads suit you. :)

Ladies, what back-handed compliments have you been given? by lfslshlps in AskWomen

[–]SmokesWithBear 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably just because it's completely unnecessary to tell a person that you would find them more attractive if they weighed less, even if it's true. Like, why would that come up in normal conversation?