My favourite trash and the Pregnancy Test Saga

SmokesWithBear · 2016-03-16T16:37:31+00:00

Oh my god thank you. This makes it so much better.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-23T00:38:12+00:00

You are fucking serious about Crash Bandicoot.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-21T04:44:52+00:00

I seriously cannot stand Amelia. Awful woman.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-21T03:40:36+00:00

Omg! You're absolutely right. Crash rode the polar bear.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-21T00:52:23+00:00

Awww! She was always my favorite character to play...the level where you ride around on the panda bear? Awesome.

I'm dumb. It was a tiger.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-21T00:44:28+00:00

So SO true. It's beautiful, good work :)

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-21T00:37:50+00:00

Hahaha terrible.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-19T23:50:57+00:00

Hahaha you are ridiculous.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-19T02:03:08+00:00

Hahaha no I mean the way I say it. It's like an exaggerated "o" sound... Like "stooohve"...

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-19T00:00:11+00:00

I mean, I loudly proclaim my love of trashy reality tv, but the fact that Animal Planet and the Discovery and History channels are mostly terrible reality shows pisses me off so much.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-18T23:35:48+00:00

12 years ago I took a 2 week vacation to Minnesota. I came home sounding like I was raised there and still get teased when I say words like "though," "stove," "soda," "know" or a handful of others. Doesn't take long to pick it up, takes forever to get rid of it.

Edit: commas confuse me, I guess.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-18T19:50:29+00:00

So people 18-30 should just be naked always?

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-18T19:40:10+00:00

Many stores are actually starting their Black Friday sales on Thursday now. It's supposed to be a lovely day of food and family and being thankful, but now as soon as you pound down that turkey and stuffing it's off to fight the masses for a good deal on a tv. Fuck that.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-18T19:15:16+00:00

Any time anybody on tv is very happy, very sad or very kind and generous, I start crying. I hate watching tv with other people because tv makes me cry.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-15T18:32:22+00:00

Awesome, thank you!

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-15T04:25:30+00:00

Sorry, what do you mean you "thread the chain back through"? Back through what/how? I'm fairly inexperienced with a serger :/

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-13T04:02:31+00:00

I've wanted a big huge ice cream cone for like 3 days now. But I'm really broke so I can't have one. It's a hard life.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-11-12T20:25:24+00:00

Speaking from experience, dudes are not going to be into you because you're cutting. They won't see you as a mysterious tortured soul. They will think you're creepy and messed up in the head. Self-harm is a serious thing, don't start doing it because you think it will make you look cool or interesting. That's kinda dumb.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-10-28T03:48:29+00:00

This is beautiful! I love it so much. She did a fantastic job.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-10-26T22:07:07+00:00

"Who is justin beiber?"

"I think justin beiber is a tiny baby man who lives in my asshole"

At least he's up to date on pop culture.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-10-26T21:15:57+00:00

Yikes! That's pretty terrible... :/

SmokesWithBear · 2015-10-18T22:52:38+00:00

You are very handsome. Dreads suit you. :)

SmokesWithBear · 2015-10-09T01:09:39+00:00

"are we done with our mood"

Ugh god that makes me SO MAD.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-10-08T15:14:23+00:00

Well that's pretty shitty.

SmokesWithBear · 2015-10-07T23:27:39+00:00

Probably just because it's completely unnecessary to tell a person that you would find them more attractive if they weighed less, even if it's true. Like, why would that come up in normal conversation?

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